popa_bar_abba

P. S. You may not learn during chazaras hashatz

Popa, you can daven up the daf

As Mod 42 notes, it is considered davening.

the parts that get left over can be done during Lecha Dodi.

If we’re counting shabbos davening, you can do like all 7 blatt.

PBA: If you’re in the regular world, abortions are normal, whether you agree with it or not.

Is that what you’re saying?

No, it isn’t what I’m saying. I am saying that professors deliberately say things like that in order to normalize them.

If you don’t like my abortion example, then pick one that suits you. Say it is a conservative professor using an example of a police force and describes its efficiency as how well it is able to catch abortion doctors and put them in prison.

I’m not getting at anything. I had a cute thought, and I wrote it.

At the seder I attended, there were lots of kids and not nearly as many adults. So we only let one of them say mahnishtanna because we didn’t want to sit through a thousand garbled yiddish translations.

To make it up to the others who were left out, we hid extra afikomans – enough for all the kids there to find at least one. There was only one matza to hide, but plenty of hard boiled eggs (we make them for shulchanaruch anyway). And to make sure none of the kids cheated by taking an egg out of the fridge and pretending it was a hidden one, we colored the eggs with food coloring before we hid them. Everyone who found one got a prize.

My neighbor liked the idea so much, he did the same thing in his backyard after Shabbos.

Why didn’t you just make nedarim and shevuos that you would have to hide eggs and the kids find them and get prizes, etc? Also, didn’t this disturb your goy who does the korbonos in the backyard?

This is really funny. But I’ll best you yet; just you wait.

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/learning#post-345786

pba – The poster is less than an hour old.

Yes, but this is a personal question and a regular poster might want to separate it from her regular screen name.

Now, had the poster asked, “I’ve always wanted to marry a learning boy, and I am going out with someone who seems to be a baal midos, I hear he’s a big masmid, and he has a wonderful personality, but someone told me that when he was learning in E.Y. he didn’t ibber meiser and took a cigarette once a month. Should I marry him?”, I would say (s)he’s definitely a troll.

Ok, so first, I don’t know what ibber meiser means, so I don’t know if that should bother someone. I know an ibber yur is a pregnant year, so maybe ibber meiser is a pregnant meiser. But what is a meiser. I thought it might be tithe, but I would spell that maiser and also I don’t know what a pregnant tithe is. So maybe it is a miser, and the guy was not a pregnant miser. Which makes sense since it was a guy so how could be be pregnant. But at the same time, if he was really interested in having kids and a family, you would think he would figure it out anyway.

But that aside, I’ll discuss your post.

It appears your intention was to troll the OP by making fun of his/her troll thread, and saying that you could have trolled on the same topic more efficiently. This is a good mode of trolling, and I have used it successfully many times, including with this very thread.

In this particular case, it is tricky though. The actual OP’s troll actually did fool some of us. But, that is because it wasn’t actually very trolly; it was a good question. Your alternative trolling would have been legitimate trolling, so it was qualitatively better and your trolling point was therefore successful.

As to how successful, that depends on the quality of the alternative trolling you put forth. I think it was pretty good; I particularly liked the part about the pregnant miser.

writersoul: yah, that’s what I’m saying.

In order for Sam Adams to put a Star-K on new varieties they need to get an updated certification and get their label artwork approved by the Star-K.

I’m not telling them how to do their job. I’m just telling them to do their job.

…or this is The Longest Pesach.

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/bread-for-the-jews

Dude: This whole thread is satire (although intended to make a serious point, which most responders including you completely missed).

I think I fairly didn’t expect you to get insulted after you pretty clearly asked me to call your grandfather a neb. And I don’t know how it could insult him when I haven’t any clue of anything about him except that his grandson bought the kibbudim and gave him gelila.

But you are insulted. So, I apologize.