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“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yells a driver as he speeds by.
Suddenly, from around the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
“Do you think,” says one eccentric to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”
?RebYidd23Participant?RebYidd23ParticipantIf you can make an argument like that, you shouldn’t be a teacher.
?RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t know whether I joke. I never asked.
?RebYidd23ParticipantA girl has a right not to get married if she so chooses.
?RebYidd23ParticipantOr maybe it can’t be done.
?RebYidd23ParticipantWell, that’s the reason women don’t run for public office. They are already working to support their families, plus housework and taking care of children.
?RebYidd23Participant?RebYidd23ParticipantKnowing and speaking are not the same.
?RebYidd23ParticipantPBA never jokes.
?RebYidd23ParticipantI do know Yiddish. I don’t speak it.
?RebYidd23ParticipantBut those three letters are the most important.
?RebYidd23ParticipantMaybe women simply do not want to be Jewish.
?RebYidd23ParticipantFor example, murder.
?RebYidd23ParticipantNo, it doesn’t work that way. A person can do the worst things without speaking English.
?RebYidd23ParticipantIt takes more than one hole to be holey.
?RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t speak Yiddish.
?RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t know what the secret plan is. It’s a secret.
?RebYidd23ParticipantI cannot speak for your socks, but mine aren’t.
?RebYidd23ParticipantThat says more about you than it does about the word.
?RebYidd23ParticipantNot every word with more than two syllables is fancy.
?RebYidd23ParticipantA smile can also mean disrespect, or secret plan.
?RebYidd23ParticipantYiddish has served a great purpose. But it’s almost gone.
?RebYidd23ParticipantA smile has a very unspecific meaning.
?RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s supported by simple logic.
?RebYidd23ParticipantSo carnivores are healthier?
?RebYidd23ParticipantThe average person is half male, half female.
?RebYidd23ParticipantStatistically speaking every person is approximately half male and half female.
?RebYidd23ParticipantYiddish may be holy, but it’s offensive to people who don’t speak it.
?RebYidd23ParticipantThere’s another thread for that discussion.
?RebYidd23ParticipantA stainless steel ring with a CZ, which is actually just as beautiful as gold with diamond, can be purchased for under $30.
?RebYidd23ParticipantRacism is a self-fulfilling prophecy. The cycle doesn’t stop when the music changes.
?RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s not easy when your disorder is featured in a magazine either. Suddenly people look at you differently, even friends and family. They talk differently too, following what the article says about how to talk to you.
?RebYidd23ParticipantOr a new section could be created and set as default, named “Not categorized-presumably about donkeys’ rights”.
?RebYidd23ParticipantHow can this tradition be chukas akum when it’s not even exclusively human?
?RebYidd23ParticipantPrism glasses.
?RebYidd23ParticipantKilling people is not the same as shunning them.
?RebYidd23ParticipantYiddish was spoken so that Jews from different countries could communicate.
?RebYidd23ParticipantGifts are given for all special occasions.
?RebYidd23ParticipantThen how about sky blue?
Carnation pink?
Sunflower yellow?
Orange orange?
Pigeon-eye red?
Midnight blue?
Charcoal black?
Heather gray?
Snow white?
?RebYidd23ParticipantBecause Saturn’s color is black.
?RebYidd23ParticipantHow about red?
Blood red?
Or rose red?
Or fire engine red?
?RebYidd23ParticipantSalmon pink clashes.
?RebYidd23ParticipantI strongly feel that the color blue is the most important color. Does that mean nobody can wear black?
?RebYidd23ParticipantBlond or purple?
?RebYidd23ParticipantDid you just tell us your name?
?RebYidd23ParticipantGifts are a tradition for every special occasion for humans (and other animals). It has been this way since the beginning of time.
?RebYidd23ParticipantNice to see that you’re starting a little color war of your own.
?RebYidd23ParticipantYou would have done better with a different username. Like EIEIO, or EggplantSalad950.
?RebYidd23ParticipantShtreimels are an unnecessary expense and that animals used are sometimes skinned alive.
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