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It is a very childish figure of speech, and believe me, no one knows more about childishness than I do.
When you drop that word, it offends people like me. You don’t know my story. Maybe I have a deep personal connection to that word that you don’t know about.
I am offended by your avoidance of the word retard.
A good Yid can go around with an Afro, t-shirt, torn jeans and no socks while speaking Ebonics to his friends who call him Tipper.
If, for some reason, you can’t tell people, just cough into your hand and don’t offer it. They won’t insist.
Just because experts don’t recommend putting anything in the crib besides the baby doesn’t mean that all things are equal. A tallis is far more dangerous for a baby than a light blanket.
If I were invited to the White House today, I would wear denim.
I assume that if a person’s toe is swollen, it is larger than a non-swollen toe, hence larger shoes.
Now we know to look for a seminary teacher without a mean demeanor and with large shoes to hide the toe. Because you would never expose your toes.
If you are exactly halfway around the world, you’ll want to move a little closer. Just walk a couple of feet and problem solved.
Devorah took a public position.
Lauren stared at the shelf, unable to choose. Her heart told her to choose oolong tea, but her mind told her that it would be wrong to drink a beverage other than coffee. After all, her precious Bereishis was a coffee person. More than that, he was a coffee millionaire. His dedication to coffee was what paid for the nice house and for her kintsugi classes. Why would she betray her soulmate with a glass of tea?
Only those songs that have original lyrics (or none at all) are Jewish. Plagiarism is not cool, even when it is legal.
There is a difference between the wife of a rabbi who has the title rebbitzen and a real rebbitzen. Kind of like the difference between a queen consort and a queen regnant.
Normally when I hunt birds, I notice the general outline of the bird but not the feet. If the outline is within the fifty amos, I know the bird is within fifty amos.
I thought Facebook had “likes” not “plus ones”.
This person’s advice is dangerous and impractical.
How would you know if one foot was in and the other out?
People generally no longer hire wet nurses for their babies, so a female nurse is not a problem anymore.
Sushi is not a Shabbos food because it’s only good fresh and you can’t cook on Shabbos.
A rebbitzen should at least know enough to know whether a rav should be asked, so for tznius a woman should talk to a rebbitzen first.
I haven’t heard of any songs from the people of Rocken, even after searching for 64 seconds. And as far as I know, exactly zero Jewish songs are or are inspired by Rocken music.
They got stuck, sometimes died if there was an emergency and they couldn’t call for help.
What is Rocken music? The people of Rocken have never been known for their music.
What does being a nightshade have to do with anything?
You’ll have to steam or parboil them first.
Sweet potato fries because you delude yourself into thinking they are healthy.
The current American government, like the previous one, was founded by illegal immigrants.
People generally don’t live in bungalow colonies, but if they would, they would mostly be very near to some very nice Jewish communities.
And no solution for chocolate drinkers? That’s so offensive.
But if Little Froggie wasn’t moderated, what is that “No you weren’t”?
I don’t know of a type tune that would be appropriate for using the words as a song.
Icing would dry hard.
Have we ever mocked seminary teachers here? I think we have, but if we haven’t, it’s a shame that their side shot first.
Then just take out the words and replace them with neutral ones.
There are probably more girls who want to be ballerinas than those who want to be rabbis.
Nothing is immature. The word itself says “I’m mature”.
I’ve seen some already neutered dogs on shelters’ websites.
I’d rather have a chocolate bottle filled with chocolate.
I clicked on this thread because I expected this and wanted to make this comment.
My sister’s kindergarten yearbook has a girl who said she wanted to be a zeidy when she grows up.
Typically the seeds of a fruit are thrown away.
I wouldn’t be friends with a telemarketer.
When people dance to what you might call traditional music, they are actually just nodding their heads slightly.