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I occasionally check the magazine online to see what was considered worthy of publication.
February 7, 2017 12:52 am at 12:52 am in reply to: problems with not jewish college and this is why you should go to touro #1215013👑RebYidd23ParticipantHe should worry about that.
February 6, 2017 11:53 pm at 11:53 pm in reply to: Jewish Music Sometimes Rubs Me the Wrong Way #1216780👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat do you people have against exercise?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDoes the teacher regularly lurk here?
February 6, 2017 5:45 pm at 5:45 pm in reply to: Jewish Music Sometimes Rubs Me the Wrong Way #1216776👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt bothers me when a songwriter can’t write his own lyrics and has to plagiarize from ancient ones.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBell peppers are sweet peppers.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut were boys ever called men or girls called women?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHow is it racist to call a girl a woman or a boy a man? Has this ever been used in a racist context?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s racist to call a woman a girl or a man a boy!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantCalling unmarried people “boys” and “girls” is offensive.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantLadies come before gentlemen because they are nobility. Noblemen have been cut out of the phrase.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantZero calories means less than five legally.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThey can condone anything. It’s their job.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDefinitely paprika.
February 3, 2017 12:49 am at 12:49 am in reply to: Is it assur to eat like Cookie Monster? T #1213649👑RebYidd23ParticipantCalories per normal cookie: 60
Calories per Cookie Monster cookie: 9
February 2, 2017 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm in reply to: Prepping for the End of the World & Judaism #1213762👑RebYidd23ParticipantI take offense at the title because it’s about time someone is offended by something.
February 2, 2017 10:15 pm at 10:15 pm in reply to: Is it assur to eat like Cookie Monster? T #1213647👑RebYidd23ParticipantCookie Monster actually lacks a digestive tract, so any food he eats just flops right out of his mouth.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantCookie Monster also eats fruits and vegetables.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSo if my doctor recommends this diet again, what do I tell him? T
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDogs don’t really mind Bark Mitzvahs because they get treats, but it’s stupid and offensive anyway.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYes, but eating like Cookie Monster doesn’t just mean eating cookies. It also means having cookie crumbs all over the floor.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAlso, royalty.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantPeasants, lords and baronet’s daughters.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantFoster a dog and model good behavior by walking with a scooper and cleaning up immediately.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s outdated and could be seen as specifically excluding people who are not ladies or gentlemen.
January 30, 2017 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm in reply to: Sodium Benzoate preservative for hard boiled eggs #1212941👑RebYidd23ParticipantSodium benzoate in reasonable amounts is perfectly safe.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMost healthy babies are chubby.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantTrump doing what he promised is exactly what everyone was afraid of.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat’s the point of looking younger?
January 26, 2017 7:49 pm at 7:49 pm in reply to: Is the prayer I make 100 times a day disrespectful? #1211276👑RebYidd23ParticipantIsn’t the word “Lord” the literal English translation of a word that is used in lashon kodesh?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI believe what the person was trying to say is that hypothetically if there were some kind of Divine punishment for doing the right thing in this case it would still be right to do the right thing. Or something like that.
January 26, 2017 12:05 pm at 12:05 pm in reply to: The fight is ON supermarkets vs magazines #1211398👑RebYidd23ParticipantUntil I saw the letter, I didn’t take a side, but that pointless black box on the letter from the grocers convinced me that the newspapers are right.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWait, did I read this wrong or is OP seriously condemning people for doing their best to protect their children from molesters?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantRing around the rosy is not about the Black Death.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy does it matter what Rashi ate?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt doesn’t matter that Lewis Carrol did not invent the rhyme: nobody claimed he did, and he did give people a reason to remember it while making Humpty Dumpty an egg.
January 23, 2017 12:57 pm at 12:57 pm in reply to: What you prefer to receive as mishloach manos #1211384👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf it’s still normal, it’s not a fancy theme. An example of a fancy theme is when you make your kids dress up as famous artists and then you spend hours making a canvas out of bread, paint it with edible paint, and then make paintbrushes out of pretzels and carefully shredded licorice, relabel a bottle of wine as paint thinner and wrap it up in an easel.
January 23, 2017 3:07 am at 3:07 am in reply to: What you prefer to receive as mishloach manos #1211377👑RebYidd23ParticipantThemes tend to be more expensive.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat came first, the chicken or the red junglefowl?
January 22, 2017 6:35 pm at 6:35 pm in reply to: What you prefer to receive as mishloach manos #1211362👑RebYidd23ParticipantYeah, but I would rather get a kugel and an apple as a gift than a pile of round hard candies painted to look like marbles and glued into a shape to create a “marble sculpture” for someone’s Greek theme.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe only reason anyone still remembers the rhyme is because of the character in Through the Looking-Glass, in which he is an egg.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantLewis Carroll did.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantShmuel awoke, heart racing. He had had the dream again. The nightmare. It was always the same. He found himself standing just outside Reuven’s room, listening to the sound of Reuven’s television making staticky noises. He needed to give Reuven a letter he had received in the mail, so he knocked. But Reuven wasn’t alone. A vaguely threatening shape stood over him. At first in his dream Shmuel assumed it was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick, but as he rushed to save his son, he saw the man’s face. And it was his own. Usually, he awoke right there, but this time he had dreamed a little longer. In his dream he had watched himself pulling out a stiletto that was wrapped in Rivky’s dress and stab Reuven.
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Back in his home, Oscar was trying to choose a personality, but his fatigue was making it difficult. He needed to base his character this time on someone assertive but calm, someone gracefully sly but also down-to-earth and human. For inspiration, he went to the gallery of faces he had worn in his former career as a body double and impersonator. Travis Grunfield, Gary, Paul, Zevulun, John Williams, Shmuel, Shoshana Beis. And then he had it. He as the new Menachem M. Grossman would assume a character similar to Gary, the sly, charming-yet-unlikeable, gracefully clumsy, tall-but-in-a-short-way policeman and track down the man he thought he had killed. Gary had been a disaster. He had nearly been exposed and had fled in shame. But this time, he swore by Baal Zevuv, this time would be his most successful yet. And when he was done, he would rule the world. Then he realized that world domination hadn’t been the objective in the first place and didn’t have to be now. And then he took a nap. But when he awoke, he took on a new form. A far more powerful and dangerous one.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantZoroastrianism is usually considered monotheistic, and Zoroastrians are not Noachides. And the dictionary definition of “gentile” is anyone who is not Jewish.
January 19, 2017 6:55 pm at 6:55 pm in reply to: Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people #1209860👑RebYidd23ParticipantJoyce Kilmer, Trees?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat is the rule? Is it that shoes have to be higher to protect you from snakebite? Or that they have to be lower, leaving you vulnerable to snakes?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantModerators don’t have views like other people do. They work unbiasedly.
January 18, 2017 10:42 pm at 10:42 pm in reply to: Making fun of college degrees that won't get you a job #1209484👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf this is how people think of college, does it apply only to college or to all learning?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSuddenly, another Reuven appeared next to Dolphin. But this Reuven was tougher, covered with scars. The real Reuven was shocked. “I thought they killed you!” he said in confusion. “They thought they killed me. But it was you. But it wasn’t you, you’re here. Wait, is it you?” He took a closer look. Yes, there it was. Embedded in this other man’s earlobes and above his eyebrows were tiny pieces of graphite, an accidental tattoo from an unfortunate childhood incident with some pencils, before they had Dolphin as a double.
“Yes, it is I!” proclaimed Reuven’s secret twin. “I thought they killed Dolphin!”
“I’m right here!” said Dolphin.
And that’s how they found out that Dolphin had had a secret brother that he had never known.
January 18, 2017 12:59 pm at 12:59 pm in reply to: InShidduchim.com: Is That the Jewish Way? #1216573👑RebYidd23ParticipantReuven woke up after years of cryogenically-induced slumber. His old double, Dolphin was beside him. Reuven had no questions. He had been prepared for this moment before he fell asleep. “Time for revenge?” he asked his double and long-time friend.
“As ever” said Dolphin. He handed Reuven a computer with a webcam. Reuven launched the video recording application and spoke.
“This is Reuven. Remember me? You killed my secret twin brother.” Then he stared into the camera menacingly, finished recording it, and emailed it to his brother’s killer.
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