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Little did Rivky know that this was all a virtual reality that she was viewing from the room with the ball pit. Coincidentally, it was exactly the same as the real reality, except that in the real reality, it was Lauren, not Rivky.
Rivky drank her coffee, savoring the special flavor that had been placed there by Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones. Little did she know that that particular special flavor had multiple reactions to the shidduch vaccine. She instantly developed the ability to read the minds of anyone who cooked, baked or otherwise prepared the food she ate. She also instantly developed an addiction to artificial turkey.
Meanwhile, Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones finally found out who his long-time pen pal was. It was Bereishes Ben Avraham. No wonder they had connected at first letter exchange. They were both coffee nerds. Though counterfeit Starbuckses are quite different from normal gourmet vegan cruelty-free coffee businesses, which could only lead to some violent debate.
When Rivky woke up, she thought she haad gone blind. She could not see a thing. Then, after attempting to move her arms, she realized that she was at the bottom of a deep pit filled with plastic balls. She swam to the top, but she saw nothing but colorful plastic all around.
Same as cheating on a test is assur regardless of whether you’re copying from a tzaddik or a rasha.
A song with the tune copied from another song is assur regardless of the origin and content of the original song.
Is this the proper forum for this sort of parody?
Yet whatever he did, his mind kept going back to the thing he knew and loved best: coffee. He hadn’t had any since his business shut down. What wouldn’t he do for a simple mug of freshly brewed coffee? If not for his distrust and dislike of buying other peoples’ coffee, he might even have settled for pure Robusta bean coffee! He lay awake all night, thinking about single origin beans and French Press coffee makers. Then he realized that his plans must include coffee. And as for the special flavors, well, why not?
If a song uses the tune from another song, it is assur.
Having successfully influenced the election and having had no other plans until that point, the Artificial Avian Animals traveled home to their new place in Taiwan. Meanwhile, Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones was stuck. All he knew was coffee–and “special flavors”. PETAAAAOCTHAAAAOOO had shut down his coffee business, leaving him nothing to do but plan. And plan he did.
Shakespeare’s plays are not actually that good. Earlier writers and later writers were better.
I would like to remove Shakespeare from the required reading list.
It has gone far too far.
The reason cats don’t swim with cats of the opposite gender is because cats hate water.
Teaching people things is different from forcing them to do things.
Jewish version of not buying something for $6.66?
1 is simple math.
When people go on road trips, they typically take attendance or whatever it’s called.
It Is Time For Truth,
Just curious. How would you break down the costs?
Cruises are not safe.
Health, by now the baby should have outgrown the need to be burped.
No, these are Jews you’re talking about, holier than any menorah, and they are discussing linguistics and etymology.
Building gigantic Ferris wheels is expensive.
Goyish!
Kosher Innovations?
He’ll be remembered mostly for his color.
I might vote Democrat sometimes because some Democrats are better than some Republicans.
Marriages do consist of one man and one woman even if the man is in more than one marriage.
But the lights are so helpful for knowing what types of people live in each house.