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Little did Rivky know that this was all a virtual reality that she was viewing from the room with the ball pit. Coincidentally, it was exactly the same as the real reality, except that in the real reality, it was Lauren, not Rivky.
January 18, 2017 3:02 am at 3:02 am in reply to: All chery-flavored things taste like almonds #1209341👑RebYidd23ParticipantI thought it was cyanide?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantRivky drank her coffee, savoring the special flavor that had been placed there by Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones. Little did she know that that particular special flavor had multiple reactions to the shidduch vaccine. She instantly developed the ability to read the minds of anyone who cooked, baked or otherwise prepared the food she ate. She also instantly developed an addiction to artificial turkey.
Meanwhile, Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones finally found out who his long-time pen pal was. It was Bereishes Ben Avraham. No wonder they had connected at first letter exchange. They were both coffee nerds. Though counterfeit Starbuckses are quite different from normal gourmet vegan cruelty-free coffee businesses, which could only lead to some violent debate.
January 18, 2017 12:34 am at 12:34 am in reply to: InShidduchim.com: Is That the Jewish Way? #1216567👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhen Rivky woke up, she thought she haad gone blind. She could not see a thing. Then, after attempting to move her arms, she realized that she was at the bottom of a deep pit filled with plastic balls. She swam to the top, but she saw nothing but colorful plastic all around.
January 18, 2017 12:30 am at 12:30 am in reply to: Making fun of college degrees that won't get you a job #1209473👑RebYidd23ParticipantIsn’t liberal arts just everything a free person is supposed to know, lumped together?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSame as cheating on a test is assur regardless of whether you’re copying from a tzaddik or a rasha.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantA song with the tune copied from another song is assur regardless of the origin and content of the original song.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIs this the proper forum for this sort of parody?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYet whatever he did, his mind kept going back to the thing he knew and loved best: coffee. He hadn’t had any since his business shut down. What wouldn’t he do for a simple mug of freshly brewed coffee? If not for his distrust and dislike of buying other peoples’ coffee, he might even have settled for pure Robusta bean coffee! He lay awake all night, thinking about single origin beans and French Press coffee makers. Then he realized that his plans must include coffee. And as for the special flavors, well, why not?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf a song uses the tune from another song, it is assur.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHaving successfully influenced the election and having had no other plans until that point, the Artificial Avian Animals traveled home to their new place in Taiwan. Meanwhile, Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones was stuck. All he knew was coffee–and “special flavors”. PETAAAAOCTHAAAAOOO had shut down his coffee business, leaving him nothing to do but plan. And plan he did.
January 16, 2017 12:56 am at 12:56 am in reply to: All chery-flavored things taste like almonds #1209336👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt saddens me to see my own typographical error in the title.
👑RebYidd23Participantpotatoes
they are for kugel
and also for things that
are not kugel
👑RebYidd23ParticipantShakespeare’s plays are not actually that good. Earlier writers and later writers were better.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThat is what the phrase means.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAre you familiar with the story “The Emperor’s New Clothes”?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI would like to remove Shakespeare from the required reading list.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt was not poetry. I was talking about free verse.
January 13, 2017 1:06 am at 1:06 am in reply to: Has Asking if Things Have Gone too far Gone too far? #1208856👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt has gone far too far.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe reason cats don’t swim with cats of the opposite gender is because cats hate water.
👑RebYidd23Participantfree verse
?fr? ?v?rs/
noun: free verse
poetry that does not rhyme or have a regular meter.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNow I’m confused.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantTANSTAAFV does not apply.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantTeaching people things is different from forcing them to do things.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI commented about free verse and everyone started listing proverbs.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou just don’t understand.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantFuturePOTUS, that is triggering and offensive.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBarack Obama as president of the United States was never Walmart’s president.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo. Being POTUS doesn’t make him president of any corporation, so why is he the president of any individual?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantPresident of my country is not my president!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantJewish version of not buying something for $6.66?
January 8, 2017 10:59 pm at 10:59 pm in reply to: The world media are bigoted toward Palestinians #1207823👑RebYidd23ParticipantRemember Cecil the lion and Harambe?
January 6, 2017 7:33 pm at 7:33 pm in reply to: The world media are bigoted toward Palestinians #1207817👑RebYidd23ParticipantHow are arsonists typically treated?
👑RebYidd23Participant1 is simple math.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhen people go on road trips, they typically take attendance or whatever it’s called.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt Is Time For Truth,
Just curious. How would you break down the costs?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantCruises are not safe.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHealth, by now the baby should have outgrown the need to be burped.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo, these are Jews you’re talking about, holier than any menorah, and they are discussing linguistics and etymology.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBuilding gigantic Ferris wheels is expensive.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantGoyish!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantKosher Innovations?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHe’ll be remembered mostly for his color.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWe probably shouldn’t have lectured our friend about it being goyish to wear an ugly sweater on Chanukah.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI might vote Democrat sometimes because some Democrats are better than some Republicans.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMarriages do consist of one man and one woman even if the man is in more than one marriage.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBake the soft kind.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI didn’t say I put it in my coffee. I said it is possible to make a lavender syrup. I said that lavender syrup tastes good. I said that it is possible to add the syrup to coffee.
You don’t put the flowers into the cookies, you add flavored sugar, syrup or extract. You can’t shape chocolate chip cookies, but you can cut them after baking.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut the lights are so helpful for knowing what types of people live in each house.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMaybe the entire midwest and west should secede.
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