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  • in reply to: The Internet CAN cause harm! #1020850

    The internet can definitely cause harm if you drop your computer on your foot.

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026217

    So here’s the story: Since my mom a”h was niftar, my daughter, my nephew and a few of my nieces have tried to make cookies using her recipe. They are NOT the same.

    in reply to: The Internet CAN cause harm! #1020847

    I like cheese.

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026213

    Okay, since my mom is no longer around to bribe your aineklach with her world famous chocolate chip cookies, I will have to cry uncle. 🙂

    in reply to: Kosher Non-Jewish Books #1022071

    Catcher in the Levy’s Jewish Rye.

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026211

    Did you live up to your CR name? Can’t wait.

    in reply to: Why is corn on the cob not kosher??? #1021327

    I happen to like little bugs.

    in reply to: Why is corn on the cob not kosher??? #1021323

    Jews are insane.

    in reply to: Why do YOU want Moshiach to come? #1058570

    ??

    in reply to: Can a lady be too tznius? #1020212

    Not if she’s really, really ugly.

    in reply to: Why do YOU want Moshiach to come? #1058568

    Ummm…

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026208

    PS When it comes to apologizing, unfortunately I’ve had a lot of practice!

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026207

    Thanks, but I must take issue with you on another, unrelated subject: with all due respect, my MOTHER a”h was unequivocally the Best Bubby Ever, hands down (you can be the first runner up). 🙂

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026205

    Whatever you say. 🙂

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026203

    Okay, so here’s the thing. When I criticize someone in the FJJ, he generally gets criticized just once. I, on the other hand, get criticized ALL THE TIME, and I don’t mean in the paper. I mean on the street and in Bagel Hole and in Shul and now in the Coffee Room. I get people who think I was too rough on someone or not rough enough or should have written about something else or should just shut up altogether. I get it all the time! Now granted, I also get a lot of folks who like my letters and tell me how much they add to their Shabbosim, and that is indeed quite gratifying. But many of the critics (present company excluded, of course!) come across as petty and petulant and jealous and mean. It’s very annoying, but I guess it’s the price I have to pay for being your humble servant.

    in reply to: How should I handle this? #1019656

    The smell isn’t coming from his mouth, so unless he tucks the candies under his armpits, I think we’re back to square one.

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026200

    Am I in the process of losing a fan?

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026196

    Thank you. What size were they?

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026192

    Yes, they can (I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore)!

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026187

    Sure I can. In fact, I did!

    in reply to: I am Rocky Zweig. Ask Me Anything #1017846

    “So Rocky, where were you summer of 1984?”

    I think I was in Kaufman’s in Monticello. I think.

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026185

    “You can’t attack attack attack and then spin around and moan about how you are so sick of people criticizing you.”

    Yes, I can.

    in reply to: Mechitza at Har Sinai? #1017869

    When did I get worked up?

    in reply to: Mechitza at Har Sinai? #1017866

    Why are you getting all worked up about it?

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026183

    Why does every1 go mad over y&p wat about going soo mad over gedolim

    …You mean I’m not a gadol? 🙁

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026182

    But don’t then complain and say your tired when others criticize your letters.

    You spelled the first “your” wrong. It should be Y-O-U-‘-R-E. No need to thank me.

    in reply to: Bais Aveil Question #1016945

    I had one o’ dem frum politicians show up when I was sitting shiva. Didn’t know me from a hole in the wall.

    in reply to: Bais Aveil Question #1016944

    I had one o’ dem frum politicians show up when I was sitting shiva. Didn’t know me from a hole in the wall.

    in reply to: Jews Owning Pet Insects #1017565

    I never had a pet insect, but I’ve had a couple wives.

    in reply to: Bais Aveil Question #1016936

    Hey, Squeak: Your remark was uncalled for, but that doesn’t make you a bad person. I asked because I was sitting with the Aveil and someone came in and the Aveil INTRODUCED us so I offered my hand and said “Shalom Aleichem.” The guy looked at me like I was a gnat and then looked away. In a situation like that, if it’s only “not done” but it’s not a halacha, I would guess that it’s better to shake the guy’s hand than embarrass him and make him feel like an idiot. I realize that that was not the exact scenario that I presented in the question, but should it really matter?

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015841

    Thank you.

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015839

    Does anyone here like cheese?

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015837

    I happen to shout through my south quite often.

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015833

    I so don’t belong in here.

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015832

    Thank you for your fabulous advice consisting of trite platitudes (as opposed to trite platypuses, although they are of the same genus). When will you guys stop taking everything I say so seriously and start taking NOTHING I say seriously??? I’ve only said it umpteen times: relax!

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015824

    Okay, I’m gonna try this again, this time with an explanation and maybe I can sneak it by. I quoted I.M. Shluffin who wrote, “I’d say Jews are pretty keen on Hashem.” My comment was, “not all Jews are keen on Hashem.” Now, we’re all aware that secular, non-observant Jews vastly outnumber us frum types. We also know that within our own community we have kids (and some adults)who struggle with their emunah and sometimes, unfortunately, leave the fold. So now that I’ve put my original comment in context, will someone please tell me why it was censored? What about it was the least bit controversial? Or untrue, for that matter?

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015822

    Speaking of crazy, MOD it was pretty crazy for you not to post my last comment. If things don’t work out for you here you can alway get a job at the FJJ.

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015818

    This isn’t fair, MOD; you hold all the cards!

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015815

    RationalFrummie (is that an oxymoron?):

    Could you clarify which Jews hou think are crazy? Lev Tahor? Frei Jews who don’t see the value of Torah/Mitzvos? People like little froggie who can’t take jokes?

    I’m assuming you’re asking me. With all due respect, I wish people would stop asking. No, I cannot (or at least choose not to) clarify. It is open to interpretation.

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015810

    Ben David (are you my opthamologist?):

    Yashi,

    You remind of Michael Savage. You’re both angry, vocal, funny, and indefatigable rant-machines with lots of chutzpah.

    Here is a tip. Start your own radio talk show.

    I’m trying to decide if being compared to Michael Savage is a compliment. Wish you would have said Mark Levin instead.

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015808

    You remind of Michael Savage. You’re both angry, vocal, funny, and indefatigable rant-machines with lots of chutzpah.

    Here is a tip. Start your own radio talk show.

    Ben David (are you my opthamologist?):

    I’m trying to decide if being compared to Michael Savage is a compliment. Wish you would have said Mark Levin instead.

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015806

    HaLeivi (me too, by the way):

    If you want to see Hashem’s opinion on the matter, read Parshas Balaq. What happened to Yeshaya Hanavi when he told the Men Upstairs Besoch Am Temei Sefasayim? Take Yoshke’s advice: Tovasam Derosh; Ra’asam Al Tidrosh.

    With all due respect, I do not want to see Hashem’s opinion on the matter. You are a perfect example of part of what i’m talking about; If someone says or does something in Flatbush that is even a mah shehu out of the mainstream or controversial or gutsy or even just plain silly (like the original post of this thread was), invariably it will ruffle someone’s feathers in our crazy…yes crazy…community. Perhaps part of it’s a reflection of what’s going on in the rest of the country, with the liberal press and the Thought Police destroying folks they disagree with, but a lot of the attitude trickles down from some of the more extreme right wing rabbonim who, though their hearts may be in the right place (personally mine is right near my left kidney) give some (not all) people the impression that they must toe the line to qualify as a “Good Jew.” That works for some people, but can be quite annoying to others. Unfortunately, it can sometimes also turn people off to Yiddishkeit entirely.

    NOW STOP TAKING ME SO SERIOUSLY AND RELAX!!!

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015802

    What’s “not nice” about “Jews are crazy?”

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015799

    Think I should restart my old blog so I can express my opinions in peace?

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015798

    What did you edit from my Froggerama post?

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015797

    See post #7 (my #3) above. AND CHILL! PLEASE!!

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015794

    Froggerama…here’s a bulletin for you: a nice portion of our Holy Nation (speaking of which, can someone here give me a definition of the word “Holy”…in any context?) are WHACKED OUT OF THEIR HEAD LUNATICS. Doesn’t make them bad people; just makes ’em crazy. But I love ’em, anyway.

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    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015792

    You are 100% correct on that one

    Um…is that from Moderator Man?

    or lady

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015791

    Golfer,

    Thank you for your support, and I mean that. IMHO, THAT is one of the big problems with some (and only some)Flatbush Jews; they’re so concerned about “letzonis” that they’re afraid to laugh, especially at themselves.

    in reply to: Rocky Zweig is too funny! #1026179

    No, because I’m soooo tired of being criticized all the time. I don’t know you and you seem like a nice person, but if you don’t like my letters, kol hakavod…by all means please go and write some yourself.

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