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  • in reply to: Is water wet #2014269

    no

    in reply to: LONGEST THREAD EVER!! #2014275

    what are the to 10 longest threads?

    in reply to: Is the 27th booster effective? #2014272

    yes but not against the Upsilon variant ( coming out in 2024) you need to get the 28th booster to combat that.

    in reply to: Sleeping in the sukkah #2014267

    melbournian i think that chabad niks do what ther Local orthodox rabbi tells them to do and litvishes do what there local orthodox rabbi tells them to do.

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2014201

    what did the right eye say to left eye. “between me and you somthing smells

    in reply to: WHATS A TROLL?? #2013897

    trolly is something you use in the supermarket

    in reply to: Keeping shabbos #2013895

    bring him to a chabad house

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2013894

    A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

    in reply to: Australia #2013764

    always ask questions the rav was not from america and i read in some panflit given out by th local litvish community

    in reply to: Australia #2013765

    Dugi a continent is in a country

    in reply to: i want my son to start shiduchim #2013766

    is this a serious post. why the trolls

    in reply to: How many active people are on cofferoom? #2013767

    can anyone help i have an ID 10t error

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2013768

    you dont need a parachute to go skydiving, unless your going twice

    in reply to: Whats 2+2 (need help with shvach math homework) #2013511

    technicaly if you take 2 2s it equals twotwo, which is also tootoo wich is the noise the train makes if you prounounce tuna as t-una as apposed to chuna therefore we realize that sinse no one says choochoo we realized its pronounced tuna not chuna and that exlains that 2+2 is incorect

    in reply to: how long does it take for a post to get moderated #2013509

    Lol

    in reply to: Australia #2013466

    A famous litvish rov (i forgot the name) spoke to the litvish comunity and said they shouldent go to minyonim cause of chilul hashem. when someone explained to him the situation that most people are not keeping the restrictions he said it would not be a chilul hashem

    in reply to: Out of Town – Chassidish community options? #2013069

    Melbourne australia

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2013051

    An old man is struck by a car and brought to the hospital. A nurse enters his room and says, “Sir, are you comfortable?”
    The old man replies, “I make a nice living.”

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2013050

    Bernstein walks into work one day at 9. He is very late The boss is furious. “You should have been here at 8:30!” he shouts.
    “Why?” says Shapiro. “What happened at 8:30?”

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #2013049

    in the teiva noach spent the whole time focusing on avoida and ruchnius after the mabul hahsem tells noach to leave the teivah i.e. leave the ideal life, the life of just serving hashem and enter into the real world. the Be’sht taught that teivah can also mean world enter into the ‘word’ the words of torah and davening. we enter the teivah in the month of tishrei and envelop ourselves in words of davening and torah. now that tishrei is over we must go out of the teivah and enter the real world.

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #2013046

    hey noo what haened to this thread where are the dvar torahs?

    in reply to: Tish or Farbreng #2013044

    in a tish you eat the rebbes shirayim in a farbrengen you the bakerys shirayim

    in reply to: how long does it take for a post to get moderated #2013043

    you must be a wise man!

    in reply to: Are roses red? #2013042

    noo i heard that tosfos asks your question in sota daf 57 and answers that since the majority are red it is not lying to say roses are red. we have a rashi that says in temurah daf 118 that say that there was a story where an epidemic started that says that after the churban beis hamikdosh hasheini roses stoped being only red

    in reply to: YWN COFFEE ROOM AGES #2013035

    *train

    in reply to: YWN COFFEE ROOM AGES #2013033

    Wow @reb eliezer i was never zoiche too see the rebbe as i only came crown heights after the rebbe was niftar. i missed the rain.

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2012791

    A California state trooper pulls over a car and walks over to the driver. “Today’s your lucky day.” he says. We have a program to promote seatbelt use. I pulled you over because you were wearing your seatbelt. You will receive a reward of $5,000. So, what are you going to do with the money?

    The man thinks for a moment and answers, “I think the first thing I will do is go out and get a drivers license.”

    His wife in the front passenger seat screams out, “Oh for goodness sake, officer don’t listen to him, he always talks nonsense when he’s drunk.”

    The commotion wakes up their friend in the back seat. He sees the officer and screams to the couple, “I told you we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.”

    And then there is a banging from the trunk followed by a voice, “Ay amigos, did we cross the border yet?

    in reply to: What is the inyan of daf yomi #2012721

    i think i got an answer to the question. “its not about the daf its about the yoimi” i saw it in some ad

    in reply to: Bowling in Kiamesha #2012727

    this is last post on the list. geshmak

    in reply to: Going off the Derech #2012728

    reminding them going otd is nto rebelious satying on the derech is srebelious these days

    in reply to: YWN COFFEE ROOM AGES #2012729

    @reb eliezer your from crown heights?

    in reply to: Tish or Farbreng #2012608

    syag lachochma godal hadorah. i think the way i said it was stupid, i do not C’v want to say a chasidisher rebbe is ” one guy” it came out wrong. i apoligize profoundly

    in reply to: Short Skirts #2012596

    Guys this is not the right people or forum for this discussion

    in reply to: YWN COFFEE ROOM AGES #2012595

    wow i thought everyone was in their late 20s like me.

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2012592

    Two bochurim are walking through a neighborhood one evening when they notice they are being followed by a pair of hoodlums.
    yossel, say his friend, we better get out of here. There are two of them, and we’re alone!

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2012590

    a breslev a poilishe and a lubavitcher are stuck in gehenim.
    The breslev screams “rabbi nachman mauman” and rav nachman pullss him out by his peis
    the poilisher screams “rebbe” and is rebbe pulls him out by his feet
    the lubavitcher screams “rebbe” and the lubavitcher rebbe comes, gives him a dollar and tells him brocha vhatzlocha in your shlichus!

    Im also lubavitch so please dont get offended

    in reply to: Noach – Tzadik or Not #2012589

    There i also the idea that he was such a big Tzadik that even in a time that nobody else was good he was good

    in reply to: Are roses red? #2012588

    did you give u on shteiging all day?

    in reply to: Apps for flip phone #2012587

    i have a flip phone and i finalyh figured out how they kasher it. they duplicate the oerating system and delete what they want and thats why you cant get around it

    in reply to: Should Firetrucks be red? #2012586

    Firetrucks should be pink obviously

    in reply to: Barack Obama #2012585

    WHere did all the comments go

    in reply to: Random funny jokes! #2012584

    A chabadnik on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?”
    “No,” replied the man.
    A few minutes later the chabadnik returned. “Excuse me,” he said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?”
    “I’m sure,” said the man.
    But the chabadnik was not convinced, and a few minutes later he approached him a third time. “Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?” he asked.
    “All right, all right,” the man said. “You win. I’m Jewish.”
    “That’s funny,” said the chabadnik.” You don’t look Jewish.”

    in reply to: Tish or Farbreng #2012370

    Farbrengen definetly. in a tish everyone is just looking at one guy and at the end of the day you dont gain that much. at a farbrengen you get inspired start learning more get more involved in yidishkeit.

    in reply to: LONGEST THREAD EVER!! #2012360

    what is the longest thhread?

    in reply to: YWN COFFEE ROOM AGES #2012368

    im 150 like jooe

    in reply to: Barack Obama #2012369

    i agree

    in reply to: Sleeping in the sukkah #2011587

    Melbournian, i still dont understand how chabadniks like me and you and that tzvati yechie hmelech will have no issue sitting in the sukkah through hail and snow but when someone tells us that theres kedusha so we feel uncomfortable to sleep regardless of weather. Us lubavitchers are a shtickel confusing

    in reply to: Sleeping in the sukkah #2007734

    Lol we dont sleep in the sukka. #thereskabalisticreasons #chabad

    in reply to: wearing a yamulka in a professional setting #2005338

    I believe that it is not a question that a yid must wear a yamulka. minhag yisroel torah hi. i know that the baal hatanya says that halachakly were a yamulka and you shouldnt walk 4 amos without it. i believe most others disagree.

    in reply to: Cheilek Eloak Mima’al #2005336

    This reminds me of a video title i once saw. it was called judiasim is not a proper religion. i thought that this guy is a kofer and he didnt believe in haveye. A week later i looked at the video and its the person explaining that a religion is when believing in Y makes you part Yism and if you dont your not part of yism. if you dont believe in hashem your still a yid. before i watched the video i automatically assumed he is a kofer it turns out he said something completely correct. (please dont turn the first part of this comment into a discussion it was just an example “dont marry the moshel”) Some non lbavitchers see a sentence pulled from the middle of tanya or a maamer or sicha and make stupid and incorrect asumptions without seeing the context of the quote. “you cant just focus on the content of the quote you also need to look at the context.” how many people here who think the baal hatanya is a kofer for writing such things actually know the context of the quote and actually understand what he’s talking about. Anyone who honestly thinks that the baal hatanya is a kofer should go jump in a lake because the fact is that he dedicated his life and was moiser nefesh for yidishkeit. for those that like to say that all lubavitchers are fanatics that think the rebbe is alive, they completly miss the context. i dont believe the rebbe is phisically alive, i know that the rebbes llegacly is still alive. there have been many big rabonim from the 20th century but a lot of their legacys are dead or forgotton. the lubavitchers rebbe legacy is not only alive now, but may i dare to say more alive then before he passed away. tens of thousands of people have become frum because of the lubavitcher rebbes shluchim ( as it says in brochas perek hey mishnah hey shliach shel odam kmoisai). Look at the context of what your trying to bash. btw there are a few wakos in chabad who are in the minority and the reason you know about them and not the majority of chabad is because normal people arent exciting but wakos who have stupid ideas excite you. most lubavitchers are normal. btw its not new that some non lubavitchers hate chabadniks for no readon, my great great grandfather was sent to siberia because a misnagid dobbed him in for teaching chasidus and he almost died there!

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