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  • in reply to: Why are there religious Jews who are pro-gay marriage? #968398
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    And besides: the americans who are protecting gay marriage are generally not the ones who care about our religious rights. It is quite the opposite.

    in reply to: Why are eggs pareve? #967897
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    Ok, I can’t find my mishma shaila, so I’ll make a new thread for it.

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/popas-eggs-mishmar-shaila

    in reply to: Oh, it's the middle of the knight again #968819
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    Vegas? I heard there is a place there where you can play games with cards. Did you ever go to it?

    in reply to: Why are there religious Jews who are pro-gay marriage? #968397
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    yitay: I feel like most people who believe so think it do so for normative reasons, as opposed to for strategic reasons.

    in reply to: I See A Boat #968054
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    morphological

    in reply to: Eggs�Davar Shebiminyan #970127
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    yitayning?

    wut?

    (I was looking for my other eggs thread, but found this)

    in reply to: Oh, it's the middle of the knight again #968817
    popa_bar_abba
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    It is still the middle of the knight and you lazy louts are not posting

    in reply to: Why are eggs pareve? #967896
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    Sam: I don’t know about that. Tell us.

    Did I ever tell y’all my eggs mishmar shaila? I think I did, but can’t find it.

    in reply to: I'm afraid it will be Popa #967956
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    For the record:

    My last post was very funny. Any of you who didn’t get it are a bunch of stupid idiots. Except for the one who told me over the phone that you did got it.

    in reply to: Why are there religious Jews who are pro-gay marriage? #968394
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    Because they don’t appreciate the morality of the Torah, and they substitute their own thinking of what is right and wrong. That is why.

    in reply to: Shidduchim�Girls are Shallow #1134581
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    ??? ???? ???? ???

    It was both trolling and sincere. IOW: like many of my threads.

    That is, I think this thread makes a good point, but it was deliberately made so as to be outrageous (an effect which was dulled by Mod 80’s changing the title outrageously, which I see has been changed back now happily).

    in reply to: Why are eggs pareve? #967892
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    Also, the Monsey chicken guy was somewhat of a lamdin; he must have also held like the shita that kosher birds do not require sh’chitah.

    I had a much better limud zchus for him.

    The patrons weren’t ???? anything because they reasonably relied on him and the hashgacha.

    He didn’t do lifnei iver because they didn’t do anything wrong.

    in reply to: Popa on parenting #971338
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    I think what we have here is “Popa’s Law,” an adage reflecting the fact that without a clear indication of the author’s intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere decency and an exaggerated parody of decency.

    lol yitay

    in reply to: My understanding of Shomer Negia #968592
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    Also:

    I wasn’t there, and don’t know the exact circumstances, but I think that in most situations like that, the boys should not offer to help and the girl probably would not want the boys to offer to help.

    Seriously: She was able to get up, no? It didn’t take her more than 30 seconds to wriggle out from under, did it? There were other females in the area who could have helped if she really needed it, no? And most seminary girls would be much more mortified if the group of guys had come over to help her up, no?

    Gimme a break.

    On the other hand, I was driving a couple weeks ago and saw an elderly lady trip on a curb when a fire engine came by, and I stopped my car in the middle of the street and ran out and helped her up. Because that was a situation where I should help and where she’d want me to.

    in reply to: I'm afraid it will be Popa #967954
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    A better tactic, if the doctor is concerned about a girl’s weight, would be to ask the mother privately about what she serves her children and make appropriate suggestions based on that information.

    Well, what if the mother is also fat? And what if the mother is the doctor? And what if the doctor is also fat? And what if the mother is the doctor is also fat?

    See, there are so many situations that could come up. We really shouldn’t make any overly expansive and broad rules for the masses about such a weighty topic.

    in reply to: Why are eggs pareve? #967887
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    Many yidin today were not m’kabel this g’zeira d’rabanon which not only means to them that chicken is pareve but also that chicken does not require sh’chitah.

    What is the source that shechita doesn’t apply m’doraisah to birds?

    in reply to: I'm afraid it will be Popa #967951
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    I had my daughter put on a few pounds for just that reason. She may be fat, but she’s safe.

    She’s only safe if you use honest shadchanim. Better ask them.

    in reply to: My understanding of Shomer Negia #968588
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    I agree with Torah. I’d agree with Torah 613 times on this one.

    in reply to: Need help finding the right filter #967856
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    Some people have suggested that I could use a filter.

    in reply to: Choson Under Chuppa: Smile or Cry? #967661
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    It depends who you are marrying.

    matza o motza

    in reply to: I'm afraid it will be Popa #967944
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    The LAST thing a shadchan should be doing is asking a girl to change in order to meet a guy. If she has to change something fundamental about herself in order for him to want her, then it’s just not shayich.

    Ok, that’s fair as a general statement. But what if she is fat?

    in reply to: About the amount of my threads bumped today I do shudder #967485
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    oh.

    but still, threads are also measured in units. I could say “I bumped 3 pages of threads today”

    in reply to: I'm afraid it will be Popa #967942
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    If you’re a male and not married to her, you don’t comment on her body. End of story.

    But what if you’re a shachan and that’s your job??

    in reply to: I'm afraid it will be Popa #967940
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    u don’t ever tell a girl she’s fat. never, ever, ever.

    What if she’s pregnant?

    in reply to: About the amount of my threads bumped today I do shudder #967483
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    An “amount” is something not measured in units, although it CAN be

    It CAN be

    in reply to: Popa is brilliant #1186916
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    you would also be if you’d made this thread

    in reply to: Popa figures out more stuff #967629
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    Popa hates me (he never replies to my posts), because I’m perceptive, I figure out stuff.

    ibump: thanks for bumping!

    in reply to: Question about a Chazan leaving during tefillah #967609
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    lol

    in reply to: Does popa_bar_abba have a… #967480
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    lol

    in reply to: Shidduchim�Girls are Shallow #1134575
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    mods: can’t we please put this back to the original title? Mod 80 has been gone for a long time and won’t notice

    in reply to: Starbucks! #967134
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    popa will be resident at the starbucks of yore where he met midwesterner for a few days now

    popa_bar_abba
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    I teach kids to ask the lifeguard for the time. It keeps the lifeguards alert, and also makes them notice that kid.

    in reply to: Why are eggs pareve? #967865
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    What if you’re cracked and egg a cow?

    in reply to: Who is Mordechai Schmutter? #967066
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    The best I can do is tell you what my next six Hamodia articles are going to be about:

    July 24 — a guy in England who makes jet-powered bicycles, strollers, and kettles

    July 31 — My stint as a dummy at a Hatzolah training session.

    August 7 — Scientists discovering why we itch.

    August 14 — The construction we’re doing on the entranceway of our house.

    August 21 — My experience as a mascot at my kids’ camp.

    August 28 — A quiz that I give my returning students on the first day of school.

    You’ll need better proof than that. Basically you’re telling us to believe its you because you write about camp on visiting day and school while doing back to school shopping, and itching during the 9 days. I could have guessed that with my eyes closed.

    in reply to: Tisha B'av #967089
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    Is there any issur in setting up a saline and glucose drip? You wouldn’t be dehydrated or weak at all.

    in reply to: Why are eggs pareve? #967863
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    What if you shecht a cow and find an egg inside?

    in reply to: Mahar"at Avi Weiss #994971
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    PBA: You love doing mitzvos where you get to be purposefully rude and mean to other human beings

    Quite to the contrary, I am actually personal friends with many of these apikorsim. I respect them on a personal level, and have close relationships with them.

    They are also apikorsim. But that is ok, I am also close friends with Moslems and Christians and all sorts of people I strongly disagree with. I am able to be friends with people I disagree with and whose opinions I criticize. (On that note, I would love to meet rebdoniel.)

    I don’t think I am being mean on a personal level. I am pointing out the wrongness of their opinions because it is important that people know. I don’t characterize them either–everything I say about them they agree with except my conclusions based on it. It happens to be my character that I like making fun of things like this, and I get a good kick out of it also.

    Now if I was to attribute to them things they don’t agree with–like you do–that would be mean.

    in reply to: Mahar"at Avi Weiss #994960
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    He doesn’t understand that equality doesn’t mean that everyone has to be the same. A man can be called a Rabbi, and a woman can be called a maharat in the yct world and to them they are the equal, regardless of their titles because they play equal religiously important roles in that world.

    This has got to be the most ironic defense of YCT ever.

    And rational: As has been pointed out to you, it is a mitzva to make fun of apikorsim. And I love doing mitzvos.

    in reply to: The Chumrah Song #1077036
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    levaryeh: I haven’t had a chance to watch yet, but I’ve seen rave reviews. I hear the visuals are really cool. You guys are quite talented.

    in reply to: The Chumrah Song #1077034
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    levaryeh: I haven’t had a chance to watch yet, but I’ve seen rave reviews. I hear the visuals are really cool. You guys are quite talented.

    in reply to: Canadian Provinces Should Become U.S. States #1106821
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    “It’s ok to criticize your country, but if you actually idolize other countries and want to be completely like them and part of them–why not just go?”

    Great argument for aliyah.

    It is. If Israel did not have religious issues, it would be very hard for me to justify not going.

    in reply to: Canadian Provinces Should Become U.S. States #1106820
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    “It’s ok to criticize your country, but if you actually idolize other countries and want to be completely like them and part of them–why not just go?”

    Great argument for aliyah.

    It is. If Israel did not have religious issues, it would be very hard for me to justify not going.

    in reply to: Who is Mordechai Schmutter? #967047
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    What would Popa sound like if he’d have to churn out a column every week, as opposed to whenever he comes up with something?

    This is the real point.

    I think M Schmutter is hilarious. And I follow him on facebook. And read his articles when I have the opportunity. And definitely say all the mandatory divrei torah at my seder.

    in reply to: Mahar"at Avi Weiss #994935
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    Popa, why do you care so much about what YCT rabbis do or believe?

    1. I’m on the front lines. I don’t exactly live in Brooklyn. These issues are real where I live.

    2. I like making fun of people. I try to channel that desire to people that it is a mitzva to make fun of, like apikorsim.

    in reply to: No More! #966543
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    Toi: Thank you. But I’m not in the mood to argue with someone being “irrational” right now. The differences between those examples are huge and obvious. If Rational cares to discuss it, rational should point them out the huge differences and explain why they don’t make a difference. Then if I think there is any rational thought there, I’ll consider responding.

    in reply to: Canadian Provinces Should Become U.S. States #1106814
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    I’m voting Charlie to move to Canada. They have a shortage of doctors so I’m sure they would accept him.

    It’s ok to criticize your country, but if you actually idolize other countries and want to be completely like them and part of them–why not just go?

    in reply to: lol they are apikorsim #966592
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    And my oh my. Look what else he wrote. Check out the rest of the quotes in the comments section on the cross-currents page.

    lolol they are apikorsim

    in reply to: Getty on the Hill Cholent #966734
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    Some good haskamos here. But I won’t have a chance to taste it for a few weeks yet.

    in reply to: No More! #966541
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    rationalfrummie- you miss the point.

    Exactly.

    in reply to: lol they are apikorsim #966561
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    JF:

    You are correct, it is not a funny matter.

    But we do find that Rabi Akiva would make jokes about people who do aveiros. ?’ ????? ??? ?????? ?????? ?????

    (see also http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/in-honor-of-purim-by-popa-dedicated-to-oneofmany)

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