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MTAB, the Jewish way is that the boy is the one seeking out a bride, and he is also supposed to support her after marriage.
What ever could have made you think the people here can be sarcastic?
Litvishechossid, I mean like past ten years, not past thousand years.
Most of technological progress was made fairly recently, even by young Earth standards.
Lose For Autism is unclear. Are they for or against autism?
If you feel like editing your posts for clarity would take more than a couple of seconds because of the length, that’s a red flag.
Takes2, you think chukas hagoy is about goyim owning copyrights?
Frumroshyeshiva, calling someone a pig is chukas hagoy. (t)
Health, following laws while ignoring morality is not going to prevent us ending up like Nazi Germany.
Emails I got just said stuff like “Happy Holidays! You know what always gets us in a festive mood? Wearing our Microsilk Modern Necktie to parties! Available in red and green or blue and white.”
There’s also New Years, right after, so Christians get offended when you just say “Merry Christmas” because it implies that a happy new year isn’t included.
The problem with hotel lobbies isn’t (necessarily) that hotels don’t allow non-guests, it’s the association with being hotel guests.
Slominer, hotel lobbies are not like conference rooms and ballrooms, which are rented out to large groups. They are generally intended for hotel guests to use as a common area.
Would be weird if we had to answer a test with multiple choice questions with variations that include the question in the title.
Hotel lobbies are not an appropriate date and I don’t know why it is so widely accepted.
Alas, the two keys are too close together for their own good.
Why does it seem like Baltimore Maven is posting rude things about other posters?
On an atomic level, you’re just buying atoms.
Despite their names, Macy’s sells more kohl than Kohl’s does.
The correct response would be to gather a group of people around him shouting “No!” and furiously typing into their calculators.
After four hours of shocked silence, Boris Angus Demetrius replied. “Do you think I’m a chemist or something? I’m just a regular doctor who does a little genetic engineering on the side. There’s a koala parrot right there, sitting in my chair drinking coffee.”
“Any kind of weapon will do,” said the stranger, “so long as it is very, very scary sounding.”
“Do I look like a weapons engineer?” asked Boris Angus Demetrius. “Also, what should I call you?”
“Yes. And call me Chadwick.” answered the stranger.
♦️ ♦️ ♦️Deep in thought in his secret partially evil lair, Mohammed McDonald McVeigh’s double, Borus Angus Demetrius was contemplating the idea of trying to influence the government into making all hair dye purchases tax deductible. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Boris Angus Demetrius opened the door, only to see a stranger.
“Garncéal Bu!” the stranger greeted him. “Is this the secret evil lair of Boris Angus Demetrius Zandergrun?”
“Partially evil” Boris Angus Demetrius replied. “I haven’t finished remodeling yet. And apparently it’s not secret anymore.”
“I found out about it from your mother. Don’t worry, I won’t tell. I just need your help with a little plot.” said the stranger.
“I don’t even know your name, and you knock on my door asking for help with your plot? My real estate business is open during normal business hours.” Boris Angus Demetrius pointed out.
“My name is not important. And not the kind of plot your business handles. You see, I want to drop chemical weapons on Israel.”
♦️ ♦️ ♦️It actually costs more to fake than to accomplish for real.
Microwavable and freezable blankets are more effective than regular blankets.
Microwavable blanket for her, frozen blanket for him.
Windows closed, husband outside.
So take a picture of him eating a non-oily latke.
Is your dog allowed to eat any kind of latke?
Do you remember his login info?
Gadholhadorah, eating tofu may be healthier and prolong your life, but if you spend that time eating tofu you’re just prolonging your misery.
SHP, name a valid reason not to.
I can’t believe this thread wasn’t deleted.
I think Rav Miller never knew Joseph existed.
I can’t believe that last time I read this thread, I missed Popa’s post about atheists.
If Mashiach can be from the dead, there is a lot more competition.
I don’t think this statement is really about the hand-holding.
Anything cooked can become cross contaminated with gluten.
It’s actually an old minhag but the original minhag is for every day of the year except Chanukah and Shabbos.
How about a compromise: we all do things my way.
What’s it like working at Ami Magazine?