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Hi from Montreal…its freakin hot here…
I’m getting married soon iyh, and in our circles it is accepted to do 50/50 including flop,i very much want a fancy wedding but i am not putting my parents into debt because of that.I’ll survive without video and a 5 man band ! Yes im helping out my parents by giving half of my savings to them but i dont feel in the least bit entitled to a wedding more then they can afford, after all the biggest chunk is from their pockets…
“The ones that know”- About what?
getzel1 – huh?
If you click on ur user name you can get all your info there.Where you last posted and if there are any replies..
Ponderisms
– Can you cry under water?
– How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
– Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. But it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
– Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
– What disease did cured ham actually have?
– How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
– Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
was it a mexican banana?
isnt the correct spelling duh?
zzzzzzduh
Neturai Karat ppl are extremists and do stuff without reason
thats the answer
Translation please…
A beach with separate swimming? 😉
sounds great! wish i can join..
Flying on Obama’s private plane.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy. Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.. Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
“Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the
window and make 256 million people very happy.’
Yiddish!! The first one of the four languages i’m fluent in…
Private lessons anyone?
HEEEY i’m gettin married young… do you think im not ready??
The meaning is that from age 18 one should start looking for a shidduch.
How about an iphone? a toy… big time!
Have a gr8 shabbos and i hope you all get a chance to rest up after the stressful week that was…
adorable – u got it.. but on the guys bus or on the ladies?
bpt- luv that song!
No just that sometimes the gals know the guys better then themselves….
Adorable- We know them well…. huh?
can anyone guess what i would chose? 😉
coffee addict- u must be a guy…
where can i watch it?
Take a minute to think.. do you think she just went to sem and frummed out just like that?? it takes alot of effort to change.
Even if it sounds to you like she had it all , at the end of the day do you think it was worth it? After being chilled it is NOT easy to change attitude in a sec. it’s HARD work.
A little bit of fun = years of regret and tremendous effort to get back on track…
In my opinion.. aint worth it.
What’s the reason that ur cousin wants to go to her?
is it for the laughing therapy??
Dollerama…. they’ve got everything!
Thank you all for all ur bruchos….
Another mazel tov… my brother had a baby boy..A real American “independent” one..
And if they didnt?
Can u be so kind and educate me?
Thanks.. hope its gonna be a happy one..= off from work.;)
Does anyone else work on legal holidays??
Heyyy, can i also get some of these bruchos?
Got engaged 3 weeks ago…
Cool…just the type!;)
And btw that is not on Mars.. it just across the border…
O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. …
Gumball- no not the type..who says i celebrate july 4th?
Amazing story … some ppl really live with this motto ..
wish we can all be like that
Nope… you got that one wrong this time…
I’m more original ….
lol how did ya guess?
Can anyone try to figure mine out???
Well im in Montreal..
any clue?
can you explain what other reasons?
Health- “She is obligated to get married”
a girl has no mitzva of getting married, only the guys do!
Yay a day off work! cant wait…
btw where can i watch the fire works?
My husband is the head of the house… but im the neck i can turn whichever way i want!
when the shadchen calls up the parents with a suggestion the parents do a lot of research on the boy/girl suggested.After checking out dor yeshurim and asking the rabbi for a bracha the parents of the boy meet the girl and the girl’s parents meet the boy.If the parents feel ok with it,the boy goes to the girls city and they meet in a hotel and shmooze (the parents waiting outside the room)after about an hour the boy and girl discuss it with their parents and mazel tov!!
im chassidish so a beshow is the best!
tracht gut vet zein gut!
I have 2 diabetic brothers both happily married bh, but i still wonder why is it a huge stigma in the community??