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New york times copied the Yated (Vechozer Hadin)
What’s a pipe key?
To be a mod
Sorry baal habooze but there are 26 colors in the alphabet, let me rephrase the Question
On a scale of 1 to 260 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?
didnt say that I said. the fact that they are saying that they cant get married because there is no one for them (and I’ll be chozer on the kfira aspect)
to answer some of the questions
Wolfish I didnt say kfira I saind “may border on kfira” The reason I said that was because a persons zivug is decided 40 days before birth (also I wrote I think bec Im not paskening and I wanted to here other opinions)
I didnt answer for a while cause I left the CR for a few days
rockyroad I saw the ad in a The voice of Lakewood (if you dont live in lakewood you can view it online athttp://www.thevoiceoflakewood.com/3dissue/120612/pageflip.html on page 128) though it may be in other places
make sure you dont burn them (you may have a grandson like Eli gerstner who will tell everyone about it)
there saying in the ad that they will never be able to get married (shidduch crisis)December 4, 2012 12:44 am at 12:44 am in reply to: You were just served a heaping plate of freshly fried delicious potato latkes… #911542
with a burger and fries
Yeah I know, I spelt baloni wrong
whats better salami or baloni
Whats brown and sticky?
alright I will commentDecember 3, 2012 5:09 am at 5:09 am in reply to: You were just served a heaping plate of freshly fried delicious potato latkes… #911530
I wasnt and I wont be for another couple o’ days
hes prob the most popular jewish singer
A joke is like a frog…
…I love dissecting frogs
I love messing up jokes
How’d the mods let that go, its such bad PR for the CR
Ploni:Call me a cab
Almoni:You’re a cab!
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
It was a chicken.
So then why’d the chicken do it
The best vegetarian liver:
3 fried onions; one of them purple.
8 boiled eggs, mushed up.
1 Container of Meal Mart Liver
1 Vegetarian, chopped.
Arent chickens Vegetarin?
“Only those who achieve the impossible can attempt the absurd”
“When life gives you lemons make Lemon juice”
My Popa Eatsa Pasta
Hey Doc Welcome back to the cr
Doesnt look like such a popular Charity.
Whats the difference bet PB and Mega millions?
I have a dif question. What about saying LH about the diaryNovember 29, 2012 3:41 am at 3:41 am in reply to: Great new singer out there what do you think of him! #924240
Is that the choir director from Achim?
Joseph (I think hes a Joseph)
Well did anyone see 6 (did Yecheil Michel Rephael Menachem Ball see them betting and let them get away with it!?)
Na get him/er the new galaxy or droid-much better
a = x [true for some a’s and x’s]
a+a = a+x [add a to both sides]
2a = a+x [a+a = 2a]
2a-2x = a+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides]
2(a-x) = a+x-2x [2a-2x = 2(a-x)]
2(a-x) = a-x [x-2x = -x]
2 = 1 [divide both sides by a-x]
A clever Subtitle goes here
So where is 7 up
Well, I’m also always exactly 2 hours, 27 minutes and 4 seconds late.I also put on a talis 3 months before my Bar Mitzva (Tefillin was the day of).
(Maybe the above can be my subtitle)
Please Post Subtitle
We yekkes call it Towsfowss
Why am I seeing so many repeats in this threadNovember 14, 2012 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm in reply to: Finish the sentence, There's nothing like a good ______! #907342
teach me to hack and Im in
Toi, you went off topic
>if life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eyes
>Lemons are 10% what happens to you and 90% what you make out of it
>Do unto others before they do unto you
>Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much
>Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. And since not lifting weights doesn’t kill us. Therefore not lifting weights makes us stronger
>Success is 1% inspiration and 99% luck