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…..which is why I shop on Amazon.September 22, 2011 6:52 am at 6:52 am in reply to: I hope no one has ever experienced these, but if you did, maybe you can help #813759
I’ve had uveitis. I’d be happy to help you out!
MiddlePath, someone will be very lucky to have you as a husband one day.
I think that’s a great idea!! I live in Eretz Yisroel and would be happy to do the early morning or post-midnight shift (NY time).
ETA: For those who don’t know me, I’m a really old-time member!
Like the guy who asked me for directions and then asked me if I can come along to show him how to get there. Very innocent. <rolls eyes> I RAAAAANNNN for my life!!!
All I can say is <b>BEWARE</b>!!!
I wouldn’t mind a shidduch who is smoking!
1 pkg penne, cooked & drained (do NOT rinse)
1 T butter
1 clove fresh garlic
7 oz tomato sauce
7 oz crushed tomatoes
1 t dried basil
salt & pepper
3 T vodka
3/4 c heavy cream
2 T parmesan
bpt, this is for you:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make
to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks
a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying…Go to Hell
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s
response refer to # 3.
theprof, I assume you’re not married.
~a~October 21, 2010 7:43 am at 7:43 am in reply to: An important lesson from last weeks parsha for married people #702587
“”Except that Tznius (in the respect that MR is indicating) doesn’t apply between a husband and a wife.”
Tznius always applys even between husband and wife. Its just that a husband is alowed to see more things than anyone else.”
The halachos of tznius between a man and his wife are different than those between a man and another woman who is NOT his wife. Might be a good idea to look into learning those halachos before marriaage.
~a~October 20, 2010 10:47 am at 10:47 am in reply to: An important lesson from last weeks parsha for married people #702571
Sorry, I don’t believe that marriage is an appropriate place for prishus. I have no idea if you’re married, but if you are, ask your rabbi what he thinks about that.
Check out parameds.com. I just checked, there is contact info there.
It’s $90 for a third piece of luggage.July 11, 2010 7:36 pm at 7:36 pm in reply to: What is the biggest Chesed that anyone has ever done for you? #1021646
Right now, the biggest chessed someone could do for me is give me a job;(
yes, it’s really me!
Well, what about those of us who do care about size and do ask, but the shadchan, thinking she knows better, lies? I was set up with a guy and I asked about his weight. I had already said yes to the guy, I was going out with him, and I just wanted to know if he was overweight. So I asked. The shadchan said, “No, he’s not, he looks very good.” He came to my house, and like I think oomis said, there’s overweight and there’s OVERWEIGHT. He was OVERWEIGHT. I was so angry at the shadchan for lying to me. I had a very hard time getting over it and looking past his weight. (Btw, I went out with him three times and no, it was just not for me.)
…which means you need to be certified to teach high school.
bozo, if you’re into Seton Hall, check out their online programs (Seton WorldWide). I’m doing one of them.
My cousin is a history prof, makes a nice living.
All the things that you mentioned are degrees that are offered through Jewish programs. You need to look outside of that and see what else there is. Are you interested in being a paralegal? A physical therapist? A computer programmer? I can’t tell you what you’re interested in doing but I definitely think you should look beyond Raizel Reit, Bulka, Sara Schenirer, etc.
If you’re planning to live in Lakewood, don’t bother with either special ed or literacy. You may be able to find a job, but you will not make money. I have a bachelor’s in special ed and a master’s in reading and it got me nowhere. I have a job but the pay is very little, (especially compared to what I got paid in Brooklyn.) In Brooklyn there are job opportunities for more money, in Lakewood you will work just as hard and receive half the pay.
I have gone back to school for a master’s in a totally different area and I did my research. There is a need for it in Lakewood. I can’t tell you what to do with your life, however, I strongly advise you to do extensive research before spending your time and money on any college.
The story was created around that fact, doesn’t mean the story is true
Doesn’t Touro have a PA program?
btw, kapusta, no, i was not on onlysimchas but good try!
kapusta, how will you know when I got engaged? It wasn’t necessarily yesterday.
So yes, anonymisss is a kallah!!!
Thanks for the welcome! Guess what else is new in anonymisss’s life???
Hey guys! Summer vacation’s over! Guess who’s back??!!
Hi guys! Missed ya all;)
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The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to you former self! -Whitney Young
Yossi, good luck getting into the yeshiva of your choice! Hope things work out for you!
I like this thread!!
DOes anyone have a job for me?? I’m so bored!
Speaking about chutzpat, kilobear, that last one reminds me of a text I got before Pesach regarding birchas hachame.
A kid was acting up and his father threatened him saying if you don’t behave, I won’t take you tomorrow morning to birchas hachama. The kid answered, “If you’re not nice to me, I won’t take you next time!”
If you have a tick, speak to your doctor! It needs to be removed ASAP by the head. Some doctors will prescribe antibiotics and some will want to have the tick tested to see if it’s a carrier. Either way, keep a close watch on the area of skin. Any redness or swelling should be immediately reported. The sooner Lyme disease is treated, the better off you are.
I heard they found leukemia. Anyone know if it’s true?
bear, excellent tip. Anyone tried it?
heat up pizza with an iron
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.
aussie, <blink, blink> wow! nice to see ya!! Everything ok? Hope being busy means good things;)
areivim, thanx for the important reminder!
mepal, you got your wish! (well, at least one of them)
mepal, you can buy alcohol in Israel when you’re tall enough to see over the counter.
hey, moish, you’re family’s goin to lakewood for the summer? You can hook up with aussie!
moish, I’m almost thinking you’re a new guy! But hey, you’re here!! You’re here!! You’re here!!! YAY!!!
dd, 100%. And saved me from harm. It was no coincidence that I was in an accident in the first place.