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  • in reply to: Jobs #994920

    You can be a troll on the coffee room. No salary, but the satisfaction is endless.

    in reply to: NeutiquamErro's favorite thread with an obscure title #1147252

    Bump bump bump

    in reply to: Show off your talents! #1005500

    I can read, listen to music and chew gum at the same time.

    Oh ya, I’m pretty cool.

    in reply to: Would you marry someone like this? #1020973

    You have to trust in Hashem! Of course you should do your hishtadlut, but you can’t start being worried that you’ll restrict your KIDS’ chances of getting shidduchim!

    Speaking of which, you know how around sukkos, pesach time all the magazines add these huge “literature books”?

    So I’m not sure if it was the Binah, Mishpachah or Ami magazine, but one of them had a story about a sheltered bais yaakov girl and how she got involved with a “no goodnik” (lol i can’t think of another word, sorry!) but she only broke up with him because he refused to take seriously that they weren’t a “genetic match,” and at the end of the story you see her happy because she married someone who didn’t carry those diseases and she was able to have healthy kids.

    That story rubbed me the wrong way. Does anyone know what story I’m talking about?

    in reply to: Posting from my Blackberry #991768

    I changed my email signature to “Sent from my ancient PC”

    in reply to: Shopping for Shabbos with Shammai #991988

    hahaha I always loved this story!

    in reply to: Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people #1209800

    One day I woke up so bright and early

    Wanting to turn my straight hair to curly

    But then my iron almost went up in flame

    It had sparks exploding, and I was to blame

    So I quickly went onto the web (chas veshalom,

    whenever I go on, I’m sure to do kaparos)

    And the internet’s distracting, know all folk

    So after looking for why it broke

    I decided hey, wouldn’t it be fun

    To interact with everyone

    To make an account on the Coffeeroom?

    I didn’t realize that would be my doom

    So instead of doing homework now

    I’m sitting and writing, and this is how

    My straight A’s are becoming C’s

    Coffee is giving me shaky knees

    Cuz I have no time to sleep anymore

    (except in class. there i can snore)

    Ok that’s it. I feel that’s enough.

    Time to get back to real life stuff.

    in reply to: Binah Magazine Linen Closets #991469

    Lol let him come to my house and see MY linen closet and he will never complain again…

    in reply to: "Miracle" from NYBC #991035

    I love it! They sound like they’re saying yavani! So shticky

    in reply to: Leaving children alone in the house #990851

    This ten year old is now fifteen. I think at this point he can stay sleeping home alone

    in reply to: The Lachatz Song #990646

    I can’t find it…

    in reply to: Bas Cohen in Halacha #1120975

    I heard that as well, I just didn’t want to say it. A bat cohen should preferably marry a cohen. If he’s a non cohen, than at least he should be a Talmid Chacham. Bad things can happen to them otherwise. I think that it’s different nowadays, but idk.

    in reply to: Who sings this song? #1056854

    It’s girls singing so I don’t feel comfortable just posting it online for anyone to listen. I’ll let you know by posting here if I find another solution

    in reply to: I am a weirdo #991288

    I have a best friend who’s always been “different” and a lot of girls make fun of her to her face not realizing that she one hundred percent understands what they’re saying… She’s totally normal once you get to know her, but if you just meet her she does seem strange.

    It’s stupid that people judge based on first impressions, and even dumber that they think it’s ok to make fun just because the person doesn’t seem to care/understand.

    My friend does understand and she does care- even if she just smiles and pretends not to notice all the mean comments.

    Goq, you need to let people know that what they say hurts you so that theyll stop! Unfortunately there are a lot of stupid people out there that think it’s ok because you’re not reacting.

    in reply to: Who sings this song? #1056849

    Shopping- I have that song on cd. It’s from a friend’s senior cd- I think she’s a prospect grad… (The “high above the mountains” song) I’d love to email it to you through the mods if they’ll let.

    in reply to: Bas Cohen in Halacha #1120971

    I heard that it’s a chutzpah for a non cohen to marry a bat cohen, but it is permissible…

    in reply to: Vote for me to get a subtitle #993643

    Hey 29! How can I contact a moderator privately? Through the regular Yeshiva World “contact us” button? Or is there a special way to contact coffee room mods?

    You can use the contact button or try writing something on a post. Hopefully, we will notice and won’t approve it – 29

    in reply to: Who sings this song? #1056836

    Oh hear my cries, dear Father, You can’t leave them alone! My children suffer, abandoned, they’ve lost their way home. I’m a father who went out to serve you, and my children do the same, please Hashem in the name of Avraham….

    Gosh, I really thought my bais yaakov teacher made that song up. And since 7th grade it has been stuck in my head at the most random times.

    in reply to: Looking for a good nutritionist in Brooklyn #989606

    Trolls are actually gigantic.

    I read Harry Potter. I know.

    in reply to: Menurkeys #990338

    For thanksgivingkuh????

    in reply to: Funny Shidduch Stories #1227582

    I went out with this boy who wanted to tell me something he learned in Koheles. Which is really nice and all, because I really appreciate a nice devar torah.

    What wasn’t nice was that he started it off by saying, “I know girls don’t usually learn Shlomo Hamelech’s sefarim because they’re too hard for them to understand, but I have a really nice devar torah to tell you….”

    So I decided to play along and be a dumb little girl and just smiled and nodded along.

    After he finished, I told him divrei torah that I learned from Sefer Mishlei and Shir Hashirim.

    in reply to: Cholov Yisroel Greek Yogurt #989043

    I heard Norman is making a blood orange flavor! Definitely sounds interesting!

    in reply to: Dans deals, getting cheaper flights #988404

    I love dans deals 🙂

    in reply to: SUC Grand Member Master List #1177842

    Can I change my name to just Gryffindorable? I want to be an SUC member toooo!!

    in reply to: Jokes #1202417

    Haha trust! Those are really funny

    in reply to: New Brachos #988409

    That might have been borer. So you could have made the bracha….um I actually can’t think of an appropriate bracha. Maybe zocher habris because Hashem is not releasing His wrath in a flood against your sin.

    Gosh that was a lot funnier in my head. Fail.

    in reply to: What does it take to get a subtitle? #987772

    Haha TAOM I totally am 🙂 like a crazy one. I honestly wish I spent at least half of time I spent on Harry Potter on learning Torah 🙂 i would have been one of those really cool girls who can recite maamrei chazal off the top of their heads. But alas, I have instead stuffed my head with tons of random details from Harry Potter. One cool fact that not many people know is that Professor McGonagol is a widow, and her father was a muggle.

    in reply to: What's Your Patronus? #1020109

    I don’t have a patronus. I heard that it takes hard work to learn how to make one. I’m too lazy.

    in reply to: In Witch He Snorted #1115585

    I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!! Hello Jewish Harry potter fandom! Together, we can conquer the world!

    in reply to: Cholov Yisroel Greek Yogurt #989003

    Doesn’t Adblock stop those ads?

    in reply to: What does it take to get a subtitle? #987768

    Thanks! And I have grown fond of the subtitle. Thanks for that too 🙂

    in reply to: Cholov Yisroel Greek Yogurt #989001

    Norman’s is great!! I loved that apples and honey one they made for Rosh Hashana…

    I wish they were around when i was a kid for those popper-topped yogurts-like Yo Crunch. I never got to eat those as a kid as my family only eats chalav yisrael and i was so jealous of my classmates 🙁

    in reply to: What does it take to get a subtitle? #987766

    Ooooh Can I have “blue shoes and sparkles”?? 🙂

    And how do you do that cool bold and italics thingy?

    in reply to: Exhilaration and Extreme Sports #987823

    Maybe not morbid, actually, cuz if the Neshama is elated, that’s a good thing, I guess?

    What I meant is that is scary and interesting. Please tell me more.

    in reply to: Exhilaration and Extreme Sports #987822

    That’s morbid.

    in reply to: Maaser money for poor frier #987487

    But is it Kibud Av V’em for a dependent child to give their parents tzedaka? It’s not like T.A.O.M. is old enough to support her parents, and it may just embarrass her mother… @HaLeiVi

    in reply to: Binas Seminary #1007172

    I went to a Meisels seminary. Although the one I went to, Seminar, wasn’t academic at all, the girls there were amazing and I really felt that the year was worth it even though I didn’t learn much. If I had a choice, I would choose to go to Binas or Keser Chaya because the academic standards are much higher than Seminar, but the “type” of girls it attracts is the same as Seminar-frum, adorable, chilled type. Kinda out of towny, i think. The only thing I regret about my seminary year was that I didn’t learn anything in class. (I’m still happy I went because the girls were so amazing, and all of them truly inspired me.)I only averaged 80s (and got lots of 65s and 70s!)in Chumash and Navi in my high school, and Seminar was still pretty easy. I was scared of applying to anything harder because of my high school grades, but I regret it as I was super bored in Seminary classes. What I’m basically saying is to challenge yourself! The girls, I feel, are more or less the same type. The schools differ in academics, and if you’re the type that will get bored in easier classes, I suggest you go to a harder sem 🙂

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