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Exactly,
I think that’s the correct chiluk, why is the op shopping (is it to look at pritzus or to buy things)
Exactly,
I think that’s the correct chiluk, why is the op shopping
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apy,
also my all time favorite,
it aint over till it’s over
I’m guessing stones
Metro,
Have you ever bought anything in the airport
Ms
I thought my implications were clear I was joking
Yoggi berra?
I cheated,
Minnie
bless you mod 80 (I know what you are referring to)
Everyone knows the Mona Lisa is not a painting but a photocopy. I have seen it numerous times always as a photocopy.
What?!? The Mona Lisa is a photocopy?!?
I just bought it from a guy named Larry, he said it is “the real deal”
🙁
I know a case where the parents wanted their son to learn in America and go to college, and he wanted to stay in EY for another year, what would R Moshe pasken in that case
I thought you were talking about Rush Limbaugh
“What shocks me is how quicly the world seems to have forgotten….”
With all the memorials, threats of repeats on that day ch”v, public vocal opposition to a nearby mosque, etc.?
I think mike was referring to the achdus they displayed right after,
or that people complain about security measures?
What kind of heter do you think someone can create?
buying a costume for purim (there are sometimes pritzus on top of the webpage)
buying something that your wife really wants (some sort of perfume)
I remember hearing about it by someone then saying “I don’t believe you” and immediately went to verify it with “tell me”
I also remember my rebbe was in the hospital with his wife
Mazal tov, my brother in law is getting married today!
JIB,
this was ur original post
I am 6 feet and the girl I am dating is 5’3. We went on a first date on Thursday and she showed up in flats!! If she was just a drop shorter than me I would understand but come on there was a 9 inch height difference and she clearly knew that cuz my height is on my resume. I was really upset because I felt that at least on a first date the girl should put on nice heels. I took the time to shower, shave, brush my teeth get my suit dry cleaned, shine my shoes and put my hat on. I asked my rav and he said that although he sees my point I should give the girl a second shot. I don’t feel like it is right to go on a second date when I clearly am uninterested. When I am a married man I want to be proud of how my wife looks. I don’t think I am being so crazy – many of my friends agree with me.
all you stated was that she’s short and didn’t bother to wear heels, not that she wasn’t dressed appropriately for the occasion
now TD 14 is something to be worried about!
what about Miami Beach 🙂
Emunas Itecha,
source please
secondly Virginia didn’t approve it
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xerox
i dont think anything will happen
irene was scheduled to hit miami and went north east instead
this was asked in a previous post maybe ayc can post a link
real brisker,
and if ur not?
how would you know who we are, unless you tell us where and when the wedding is
Real-brisker,
Phew, bh, I thought it was from being on the internet too much
jose fizzled
AYC,
or better yet was Hashem angry at Virginia or NC?
(place where the earthquake and Irene hit strong)
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a day at a time (don’t look at it as a whole year) always start small
bomb,
I can see that from a string of posts that he/she made
Ur post goes up you just get the message don’t worry your post is still there
Geshmake MENSCH is a girl?
maybe you can team up with workinonit
theres a famous made up story called Moshiach’s Hat
I’ll post below
“Twas the night of the Geulah, – And in every single Shtiebel. Sounds of the Torah could be heard coming from every kind of Yeedel.
This one in English Some in Hebrew, some in Yiddish. Some saying Pshat And some saying a Chiddish. And up in Shamayim The Aibishter decreed: “The time has come for My Children to be freed.”
“Rouse the Moshiach From his heavenly berth. Have him get in his chariot, And head down to earth.” The Moshiach got dressed And with a heart full of glee, Went down to earth and entered The first Shtiebel he did see.
“I am the Moshiach! Hashem has heard your plea! Your Geulah has come! It’s time to go free!” They all stopped their learning; This was quite a surprise. And they looked at him carefully, With piercing sharp eyes.
“He’s not the Moshiach!” Said one with a grin, “Just look at his hat, At the pinches and brim!” “That’s right!” cried another With a grimace and frown, “Whoever heard of Moshiach With a brim that’s turned down?”
“Well,” thought Moshiach, “If this is the rule, I’ll turn my brim up Before I go to the next shul.” So he walked right on over To the next shul in town. Sure to be accepted, Since his brim was no longer down. “I’m the Moshiach!” he cried, As he began to enter, But the Jews wanted to know first If he was Left, Right, or Center.
“You’re clothes are so black!” They cried out in fright. “You can’t be Moshiach You’re much too far right!” “If you want to be Moshiach, You must be properly outfitted.” So they replaced his black hat with a kippah that was knitted. Wearing his new Kippah, Moshiach went out and said: “No difference to me what I wear on my head.”
So he went to the next shul, For his mission was dear, But he was getting frustrated with the Yidden down here. “I’m the Moshiach!” he cried, And they all stopped to stare, And a complete eerie stillness filled up the air.
“You’re the Moshiach?! just imagine that! Whoever heard of Moshiach – without a black hat?!” “But I do have a hat!” the Moshiach then said. So he pulled it right out and plunked it down on his head.
The shul started laughing, And one said: “where’s your kop?” You can’t have a Moshiach With a brim that’s turned up!” “If you want to be Moshiach And be accepted in this town, Put some pinches in your hat And turn that brim down!”
Moshiach walked out and said: “I guess my time hasn’t come. I’ll just have to return to where I came from.” So he went to his chariot, But as he began to enter, All sort of Jews appeared From the Left, Right, and Center.
“Please wait – do not leave. It’s all their fault!” they said, And they pointed to each other And to what was on each other’s head. Moshiach just looked sad And said, “you don’t understand.”
And then started up his chariot to get out of this land. “Yes, it’s very wonderful That you all learn Torah, But you seem to have forgotten a crucial part of our Mesorah.
“What does he mean?” “what’s he talked about?” And they all looked bewildered, And all began to shout. Moshiach looked back and answered, “The first place to start, Is to shut up your mouths and open up your hearts. “To each of you, certain Yidden Seem too frum or too frei, But all yidden are beloved In the Aibishter’s eye.”
And on his way up he shouted: “If you want me to come, Try working a little harder On some Ahavat Chinam!”
sorry I just think it drives the point home
i didn’t know fish needed laughter too (sole)
oy,
whats ur age range?
Haleivi,
Don’t you think that might be too deep or high pitched
ayc,
here’s a real pun though
don’t look down because I think your going overboard with my puns
oh,
I guess I forgot it was a machlokes (it’s been a while since I learned Sanhedrin)
thank you,
I’m glad I unwittingly made a pun
sam2,
I don’t agree, the parents have to have the same voice and look the same the only way that can happen is either with a sris or an aylonis (look at their simanim)
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