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  • in reply to: are children Jewish #1123000
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    And some people don’t even remember where the trolling think was trollen from and are still Jewish.

    in reply to: Is Zionism the Yetzer Hora? #1148456
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    The Holocaust happened because of the actions of the Germans.

    in reply to: Nicest singer #1132395
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    The best singer in the world is probably a goy. (Statistically far more likely. Someone will probably be offended by this, but the math doesn’t lie.)

    in reply to: Shidduchim & "The Boys' Mother" #1122927
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    No, golfer. It’s more like if all the shoes on the market are high heels and they are shopping for flat shoes. And they are very upset that they can’t find shoes and have to walk barefoot when the shoemaker/shoestore should have the right kind of shoes for them.

    in reply to: Heels on Dates #1126064
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    In my opinion, women should just carry their weapons in their purse. Or wear a hairpin that can be used to inject poison. Like that you can carry a weapon of self defense and still be able to run in case of danger.

    in reply to: Not Looking At Monkeys While Pregnant #1123090
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    The world does not exist.

    in reply to: Nicest singer #1132393
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    He plucks feathers?

    in reply to: Jokes #1202892
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    Chaim and his wife of 20 years had just encountered a pit bull that looked as if his bite might be quite as bad as his bark. “Why, Chaim,” she exclaimed as he started a strategic retreat, “you always swore you would face death for me.” “I would,” he flung back over his shoulder, “but that dog isn’t dead.”

    in reply to: Nicest singer #1132391
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    Kusiel Ball is the best singer.

    in reply to: Heels on Dates #1126059
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    High heels have other uses too. The heel can be used to conceal a weapon, with which the girl can threaten the boy if she doesn’t like him.

    in reply to: Bands and one man bands #1126170
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    Some 1 man bands insist on playing louder as if they’re trying to make up for not having more people in the band. Make sure the music is played at a decent level and you’re good.

    If you let the music get too loud, it really doesn’t matter whether you hired a band at all or simply played a tape of someone throwing elephants in jars down Niagara Falls. After a little while people lose their hearing, so they can’t hear it anyway.

    in reply to: Powerball #1132268
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    Holala, how do you know the cupcake in your shoe wasn’t promised?

    in reply to: Nicest singer #1132390
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    I don’t have much of a CD collection, but my blank CDs are very nice and shiny.

    in reply to: Powerball #1132262
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    They’re not saying that. They’re saying that Hashem did not promise that they would win, so it’s not a lack of emunah to assume they wouldn’t, any more than it is a lack of emunah to assume you won’t find a cupcake in your shoe or get struck by lightning on a Friday in May.

    in reply to: Out Of The Mailbag #1123096
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    Why is Joseph so anti-tznius?

    in reply to: Powerball #1132256
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    Did you?

    in reply to: How did squeak have the winning PB #s? #1122954
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    Squeak believes it’s unethical to play when he knows the numbers in this way.

    in reply to: If you don't have a beard you're a goy #1123062
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    I’m worried. My sister doesn’t have a beard.

    in reply to: Shidduchim & "The Boys' Mother" #1122897
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    The problem is that the mother doesn’t necessarily know what her son wants.

    in reply to: Heels on Dates #1126055
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    High heels are dangerous for women’s feet.

    in reply to: Nicest singer #1132386
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    All of them are complete jerks.

    Just kidding. All of them are very nice and friendly, but equally so.

    in reply to: 15 posts ???????????????????? #1123030
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    If I were a duck, I’d be a mandarin duck. Because mandarin ducks are always dressed for Shabbos, and many other ducks are not.

    in reply to: boys staying home #1132950
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    It’s silly to be the person you don’t want to be in order to get married to someone whom the person you want to be wouldn’t even like.

    in reply to: Tzedaka ads promising to pray for your health and wealth #1122618
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    I don’t feel comfortable giving to those organizations because their brochures are printed on expensive glossy paper.

    in reply to: If you don't have a beard you're a goy #1123052
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    If it hasn’t been fully proved before, this is proof women aren’t Jewish.

    in reply to: POLL: How many posters do you know in real life? #1134880
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    Nice shirt!

    in reply to: Stop defaming animals #1125835
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    Animals don’t lock up animals in cramped space and deny them proper food and companionship. People do.

    By acting like a plant, a human being confines his neshama, keeping it from rising, deprives it of companionship with Hashem, and fails to keep it fed via spiritual growth. That doesn’t make plants evil or make it an insult to call a person a plant.

    The sins for which people are called “animals” are not of the types of actions that animals do. They are of the exclusively human evil variety.

    in reply to: Stop defaming animals #1125833
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    Animals do many things that humans are incapable of doing. Some of them can fly. Some of them can climb trees at the same speed as they walk. Just because their behavior wouldn’t be acceptable for humans doesn’t mean it’s bad. Maybe “human” is an insult for them, because human behavior is completely inappropriate for an animal.

    in reply to: POLL: How many posters do you know in real life? #1134875
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    I know all of you. I spy on you with little cameras disguised as flies.

    in reply to: Shidduchim & "The Boys' Mother" #1122875
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    Most boys don’t want to marry a skinny girl, they want a pretty girl.

    in reply to: Stop defaming animals #1125831
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    If being called an animal is insulting because they don’t have free will, being called a plant is even more insulting and being called a rock is even worse.

    in reply to: Nittel #1121731
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    I’m machmir.

    in reply to: Stop defaming animals #1125830
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    PETA murders innocent puppies and kittens and would do the same to humans if they could. That is evil.

    How is walking around on four legs and eating grass evil? Stupid if you’re human, but not evil.

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    1. Working is better, otherwise a man can’t fulfill his obligations.

    2. No

    3. Because the girls are being picky and not marrying men old enough to be their grandfathers or who they feel would not be a good match.

    4. Some is, some isn’t.

    5. Labels are as accurate as we make them. They exist to facilitate discrimination.

    6. If you can’t afford it.

    7. AYLOR (don’t bother him with those other questions, they’re a waste of his time)

    in reply to: Popa's Law of the Coffee Room #1229620
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    If one thread was infinitely long it would need an infinite server.

    in reply to: Peppermint starlight candies #1121497
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    But the green stripes represent peaceful shepherds who would never fight, they just have herds of sheep eating grass.

    in reply to: Non-Jews listening to Jewish music #1121488
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    The Jewish themes in Matisyahu’s music makes it too Jewish for people who are careful not to listen to Jewish music.

    in reply to: Jews listening to non Jewish music #1121864
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    Does being born Jewish give a person special musical abilities?

    in reply to: A rabbis son (teenager) #1122525
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    I think it’s a very dangerous situation, because wearing black socks is not a problem in halacha, and it seems he can’t function properly with these extra rules. If he doesn’t know what he really has to do and what’s being forced on him because he was born into this particular family, he may reject everything when he reaches his breaking point.

    in reply to: Parshas Va'era #1121518
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    I’m not sure they didn’t have drinking straws before forks.

    in reply to: Photos in the CR #1121614
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    We shouldn’t have photos of here because there might be vampires and this is their one chance to be normal, but if there are photos people will notice they don’t show up on camera.

    in reply to: Government programs are not tzedakah #1125875
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    Is this a troll thread?

    in reply to: Jews listening to non Jewish music #1121854
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    Jewish music is music with a Jewish mother.

    in reply to: OU and Medical Marijuana #1122822
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    Neville, the plant has a lot of uses. The non-drug variety, illegal by association, can be used to make fabric, paper and fuel.

    in reply to: Fish cannot climb trees #1121986
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    Why?

    in reply to: Hemp should not be illegal #1120454
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    Apparently cotton is supposed to be illegal too.

    in reply to: Jews listening to non Jewish music #1121849
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    You said that. You didn’t say why you believe NJ music gives bad ideas.

    in reply to: Don't Feed the Trolls #1120536
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    If you don’t feed the trolls, there will be a lot of sad, poor hungry trolls. Do you want that on your conscience?

    in reply to: Popa's Law of the Coffee Room #1229613
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    Bananas are high in sugar and are therefore unhealthy.

    in reply to: For people with glasses #1120280
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    When you wear contact lenses, you get to freak people out by putting them on or taking them out casually in public.

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