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👑RebYidd23Participant
And some people don’t even remember where the trolling think was trollen from and are still Jewish.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe Holocaust happened because of the actions of the Germans.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe best singer in the world is probably a goy. (Statistically far more likely. Someone will probably be offended by this, but the math doesn’t lie.)
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo, golfer. It’s more like if all the shoes on the market are high heels and they are shopping for flat shoes. And they are very upset that they can’t find shoes and have to walk barefoot when the shoemaker/shoestore should have the right kind of shoes for them.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIn my opinion, women should just carry their weapons in their purse. Or wear a hairpin that can be used to inject poison. Like that you can carry a weapon of self defense and still be able to run in case of danger.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe world does not exist.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHe plucks feathers?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantChaim and his wife of 20 years had just encountered a pit bull that looked as if his bite might be quite as bad as his bark. “Why, Chaim,” she exclaimed as he started a strategic retreat, “you always swore you would face death for me.” “I would,” he flung back over his shoulder, “but that dog isn’t dead.”
👑RebYidd23ParticipantKusiel Ball is the best singer.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHigh heels have other uses too. The heel can be used to conceal a weapon, with which the girl can threaten the boy if she doesn’t like him.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSome 1 man bands insist on playing louder as if they’re trying to make up for not having more people in the band. Make sure the music is played at a decent level and you’re good.
If you let the music get too loud, it really doesn’t matter whether you hired a band at all or simply played a tape of someone throwing elephants in jars down Niagara Falls. After a little while people lose their hearing, so they can’t hear it anyway.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHolala, how do you know the cupcake in your shoe wasn’t promised?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t have much of a CD collection, but my blank CDs are very nice and shiny.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThey’re not saying that. They’re saying that Hashem did not promise that they would win, so it’s not a lack of emunah to assume they wouldn’t, any more than it is a lack of emunah to assume you won’t find a cupcake in your shoe or get struck by lightning on a Friday in May.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy is Joseph so anti-tznius?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDid you?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSqueak believes it’s unethical to play when he knows the numbers in this way.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI’m worried. My sister doesn’t have a beard.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe problem is that the mother doesn’t necessarily know what her son wants.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHigh heels are dangerous for women’s feet.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAll of them are complete jerks.
Just kidding. All of them are very nice and friendly, but equally so.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf I were a duck, I’d be a mandarin duck. Because mandarin ducks are always dressed for Shabbos, and many other ducks are not.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s silly to be the person you don’t want to be in order to get married to someone whom the person you want to be wouldn’t even like.
January 10, 2016 4:32 pm at 4:32 pm in reply to: Tzedaka ads promising to pray for your health and wealth #1122618👑RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t feel comfortable giving to those organizations because their brochures are printed on expensive glossy paper.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf it hasn’t been fully proved before, this is proof women aren’t Jewish.
January 8, 2016 7:32 pm at 7:32 pm in reply to: POLL: How many posters do you know in real life? #1134880👑RebYidd23ParticipantNice shirt!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAnimals don’t lock up animals in cramped space and deny them proper food and companionship. People do.
By acting like a plant, a human being confines his neshama, keeping it from rising, deprives it of companionship with Hashem, and fails to keep it fed via spiritual growth. That doesn’t make plants evil or make it an insult to call a person a plant.
The sins for which people are called “animals” are not of the types of actions that animals do. They are of the exclusively human evil variety.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAnimals do many things that humans are incapable of doing. Some of them can fly. Some of them can climb trees at the same speed as they walk. Just because their behavior wouldn’t be acceptable for humans doesn’t mean it’s bad. Maybe “human” is an insult for them, because human behavior is completely inappropriate for an animal.
January 8, 2016 2:33 pm at 2:33 pm in reply to: POLL: How many posters do you know in real life? #1134875👑RebYidd23ParticipantI know all of you. I spy on you with little cameras disguised as flies.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMost boys don’t want to marry a skinny girl, they want a pretty girl.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf being called an animal is insulting because they don’t have free will, being called a plant is even more insulting and being called a rock is even worse.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI’m machmir.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantPETA murders innocent puppies and kittens and would do the same to humans if they could. That is evil.
How is walking around on four legs and eating grass evil? Stupid if you’re human, but not evil.
January 7, 2016 6:45 pm at 6:45 pm in reply to: Being in kollel vs working and learning – which is better? (and other questions) #1121935👑RebYidd23Participant1. Working is better, otherwise a man can’t fulfill his obligations.
2. No
3. Because the girls are being picky and not marrying men old enough to be their grandfathers or who they feel would not be a good match.
4. Some is, some isn’t.
5. Labels are as accurate as we make them. They exist to facilitate discrimination.
6. If you can’t afford it.
7. AYLOR (don’t bother him with those other questions, they’re a waste of his time)
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf one thread was infinitely long it would need an infinite server.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut the green stripes represent peaceful shepherds who would never fight, they just have herds of sheep eating grass.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe Jewish themes in Matisyahu’s music makes it too Jewish for people who are careful not to listen to Jewish music.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDoes being born Jewish give a person special musical abilities?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI think it’s a very dangerous situation, because wearing black socks is not a problem in halacha, and it seems he can’t function properly with these extra rules. If he doesn’t know what he really has to do and what’s being forced on him because he was born into this particular family, he may reject everything when he reaches his breaking point.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI’m not sure they didn’t have drinking straws before forks.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWe shouldn’t have photos of here because there might be vampires and this is their one chance to be normal, but if there are photos people will notice they don’t show up on camera.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIs this a troll thread?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantJewish music is music with a Jewish mother.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNeville, the plant has a lot of uses. The non-drug variety, illegal by association, can be used to make fabric, paper and fuel.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantApparently cotton is supposed to be illegal too.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou said that. You didn’t say why you believe NJ music gives bad ideas.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf you don’t feed the trolls, there will be a lot of sad, poor hungry trolls. Do you want that on your conscience?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBananas are high in sugar and are therefore unhealthy.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhen you wear contact lenses, you get to freak people out by putting them on or taking them out casually in public.
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