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I actually wrote that before. I knew you wouldn’t believe me.
I read somewhere (online) not to believe anything you read online. It don’t believe that.
Golem… Such an appropriate name!
Mekabel?? Is that a Mod or YW employee? I don’t recall seeing that name here..April 19, 2013 5:01 am at 5:01 am in reply to: Would you eat salmon tonight that was cooked last Thursday? #947315
a mamin: how do you do your guests? Cooked or fried?
Be careful. There were two tanaim that asked this question. Did not fare them well. (somewhere in kidushin-rashi too)
And I am the Editor!
Att: “make your post shorter -73”
Do you know where I too can order such a stamp (or sign)? Maybe I’d use it in shule, when the chazzan goes off…, y’know “make your post shorter – Golem”. Same with the gabbai – mi sheberachs…
Not really amusing, but I got a tzedakah letter claiming the father had three fatal heart attacks. I kid you not.
I’m looking to hire ladies, just recently fired. (hold it, did you donate yet?)
Silly people. It’s connected to a generator – wind operated. That’s all.
Of course I exist. Arnold Fine said (says?) so.
Sure. In my dikduk class we learned about Paul Bunyan.
OK poel & binyan)
Oh no. Not one of my books will get tossed. Take a look what happened to just the preface to Vol. 1, it had the whole place here (hear, hair, hare) on wheels (“Can a Golem Speak”).
No, no – it’s going to be a bestseller. My (worthless) word.
They already paskend you can only bump where it’s the norm (i.e. NYC.)
we need a DEfender here
Much, much too many.
And as I’ve noted elsewhere there’s these few more to add
The Golem Speaks Vol I
The Golem Speaks Vol II
The Golem Speaks Vol III
Echoes of the Golem
In the Footsteps of the Golem
Reflections of the Golem
Will keep you posted…
size of man? generally shorter than Golem.
so many people know me?!?
(if a golem could speak, it would translate to “hello, how’s everything?”)
What is my shoresh neshamah?
Oooh. I’m so sorry it took you three days to analyze my response.
You b’kitzur wanted to know what I was talking about? (oy vey, imagine have such troubling thoughts, three days straight!!)
ok, I’ll try (again, it’s like explaining a joke)
I was playing on NG’s comment. That’s all. meant no harm.
pba, no, according to some it’s only a dream. Hyper-theoretically (or whatever that fancy word is). If I were, those seven ways. I’m sure that’s why they say the mishna starts of with golem, but then switches to chacham, and ends with “and the opposite a golem”. I’m sure they say ’cause maybe there isn’t such a thing. no?
with all due respect, don’t you think Hashem’s holidays and chazal’s commemorations are on a different level than these ??? ??? ???? ?
ICOT, Sorry, I’m not a ‘someone’, just an unfinished golem. So of course you’re not sure. Maybe if you study the seven ways how to become one… (oops, there goes my secret..)
Haleivi, the Undo concept was a recent invention, patented by Windows.
ICOT, how do I respond to that? “Sorry I wished..??”
But at least I added the suggestion to smile (pending medical clearance, of course)
I don’t have seforim here, if I recall, megillah only states “ashem lo savo vashti”, she was baninshed. Rashi says “lefikach neherga”, therefore she was killed. Again I’m speaking off my hat, could be I’m wrong. (I am the …)
And I’m just saying that if the Rabbanim Geonim who instituted this great Yom Tov would have known how much animosity and rift it causes between klal yisroel… they might have held back.
?? ???? ?????
Oh, I do hope you get better before I put out my books The Golem Speaks Vol. I, II, III, Echoes of the Golem, In the Footsteps of the Golem, Around the Golem’s Table…
What a golem I was!!
I forgot to wish you a refuah shlaimah, b’karov!!
Feel good. Smile too, it can’t hurt (unless some medical complication r’l interacts negatively to your smiling)
Maybe get (or create) a golem. He cannot speak back at you. (trust me)
And that means… (talmud lomar..)
We have spoken, we have made our stance very clear on this very pressing matter.
As their official spokesgolem, I’m glad to report, there has been an reversal of direction. Our council of climate control has agreed that there is enough ice in the farrukte corners of this planet, so that we can resume the normal season changes. We will allow for a spring and summer season, this year. Of course, we will be closely monitoring the rising CO2e levels of the planet, CFCs and any other unidentifiable substances in our atmosphere.
Thank you for you understanding and cooperation.
If you daven more, then you get a better head. So you could still cram in two hours’ worth into one. (Torasan mishtameres…) But then again, if you’re learning you’re not davening, so you don’t get that benefit.
What a golem I am, to have started this whole controversial thread… by speaking (oh, do I exist?)
old man: Exactly as you wrote, the great people actually CREATED a GOLEM using combinations of Shem Hashem. No sleep, no dream. A real live kicking (not talking) human form. Kindly read what you wrote.
“Even for the believers..” – Truly, truly, I believe in everything Torah says. Includes Torah sheb’al peh.
(And why would you be fighting a golem? ??? ??? ???? ?? ??? ????)
not a good idea to get into their cross-hears
1)be careful! to enter into another’s conversation is to be a Gxlxm (really?!?)
2)What I am talking about? Read the other thread if a Golem can talk.
3)then read the “Boruch dayan emes” one.
4)then realize I’m just picking on NG’s spelling. (We ALL fall in at some time. Your hare me?)
5)we all need you – ???? ?????!!
tzaddiq: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Sam2: You’re right, not documented, recorded. There’s a reason for that, if I may. One who is indeed capable of creating one, would not trumpet his greatness. ?????? ????. And yes Nitpiker, I’m aware of that controversy. But it neither adds nor detracts from the great stature and holiness of the Maharal. His many seforim testify to his vast greatness.
I’ve no idea what the old man is writing. What Rashi?!?
Can one just laugh at sugya like that. Chayav – no, it was really patur, only in a dream it appears chayav.
Gemarah repeats a few times where tzadikim would create a creature on erev shabbos lkovod shabbos. (by holy forces, intoning the names of Hashem) Sure, one might laugh, a dream, they thought they were learning and creating, they dreamed they were eating and enjoying. Sure. And the gemarah sees fit to record their fantasies for posterity.
Old man: ?? ????? ???? ????. There were plenty of reported instances (of real ones)
Me? maybe I’m a Golem d’Rabbanan. (????????? ?????). Only a d’rabanan because it comes from a limud, ???? ?? ??? ???? ???. (really?)
Shticky Guy – VG
I would add – Only where APPlicable.
I didn’t either go on hear. (Actually, to be a bit serious, solemn, according to those in the know, one poster – obviously a favorite of many – is no longer among the living, scary thouoght)
But I am hear now. Actually I speaks..
What is far fetched? The beard or the thumb?
(whoops… seems that I forgot to preface my piece, to indicate it was solely an attempt at humor.. I thought my s/n would suffice.. What a golem I must be to have thought so..)
I passed b”h on my first try. The second one, however…
Rabbi Perfect- Why are you thanking him?
Since it’s “tzarich talmud”, I’ll explain.
(It’s almost like explaining a joke)
“Rosh Chodesh” means the first of the month (generally speaking Jewish ones). First of April is known as April First, fool day. Since it came on Yom Tov, we hadn’t an opportunity to observe it properly.
I suppose the character in the CR known as Popa (who is obviously adept at fooling people, pulling their bluff) has a field day, a “Chagiga” on that day.
This “shtikel” should be learned (and chazered) with an upside-down thumb motion, beard (if any) in the other hand (talmud-like)