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I took a blood test and got an A-.
When the students in cosmetology school failed their exam, they had to take a make-up test.
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pba,
I have extra Hebrew stickers, if you’d leave your address with the mods, I’d be happy to send them (they have my email address). You could use a friend’s address for anonymity.
If you dont know goyish music, how would you know you didnt come out to those songs?
Everyone knows those songs from many weddings; besides, why couldn’t someone know that they came out to a different song?
“Tell her when you move out that you’ll leave your new address and phone number, so when Elul comes she can contact you and ask you to mochel her.”-that came from a poster
and i want to tell you that i plan on doing that if she comes outside during the move!
That’s one way to guarantee that you won’t end off on good terms.
oh i say Shelo asani GOYTA!! and especially at this time of year!!
Isn’t that the same as ??? ???? ????? 🙂
Some get it from Yeshiva World, but those are clearly marked.
I’m an 80 year old grandmother, and live in Ashdod
Now we know why you changed your screen name.
HI DAAS!
Hi, Goq!
DY, Can you summarize those for those of us who don’t have time or energy to read through it all? (Assuming you’ve already read it.)
The ?? ????? brings a ??? ??? and a ???”? who say that women should say ??? ???? ???? and ??? ???? ???? with ?? ??????, and the ???”? and ??”? who hold not to say ?? ??????.
Goodbye summarized the (??? ????? (??????? correctly, I’ll just add that he says that the words ??? and ??? include a ???? and ????.
ty all for the chizuk i feel better already
B”H!
Take a nap.
They won’t let him! That’s why he’s in a bad mood! 🙂
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http://hebrewbooks.org/pdfpager.aspx?req=14418&st=&pgnum=150&hilite=
as does the (??? ????? (???????
http://hebrewbooks.org/pdfpager.aspx?req=36229&st=&pgnum=16&hilite=
da’as yochid: My recollection is that R’ Shlomo Zalman says NOT to say moda ani. can you please give us the exact source?
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Try joining the pun thread.
Actually its likely easy to tell which song you came out to, Just watch the Video or DVD. The song will be in the backround
You’re right. You can tell that way. They used the introduction to Toronto Pirchei’s Uray Vonim.
zahavasdad,
So I guess all those frum couples who came out of the Yichud room to Baker Street or The Final Countdown are treif?
I was referring more to inappropriate lyrics than music., and I never called anybody treif, I was comparing issurim, not denigrating people.
I bet if you were married in the last 20 years you came out to one of those songs too
I don’t remember; I do know that I insisted that no goyish tunes be used for dancing (which is worse).
I guarentee you know those songs, Go to youtube and look for Baker Street and The Final Countdown by Europe (Dont worry they are sung by men) and you will instantly recognize them
B”H my filter does not allow youtube, although I know that those songs have a non Jewish source.
BTW, to italicize, use the em tag as follows:
<em>text</em>Daas: You mean like it says in Shulchan aruch?
So that’s where that is! 😉
Actually, that’s the same sefer which says that “divrei cheshek” is assur (O”C 307 16). If we realized that inappropriate ideas were really assur, I don’t think we would “sample” them.
Next time I buy a download I will check to see if it is a rental or a purchase.
How can a download be a rental?
Well, it’s pretty simple. You start listening to a song, if you like the tune, words and beat and are comfortable with the lyrics you continue listening. If you find any of the above not to your liking you turn it off….
If a bit of non-kosher food fell into kosher food, would you take a little bite to see if the taste is recognizable?
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Is that the vekker? 🙂
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(Some of these posts reminded me of that line.)
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Smartcookie, you had me in stitches. Sew far, yours was the best pun in the whole thread.
What do you call a meat thief? A hamburglar (from Shluffy Bokervekker).
Don’t hit your head on the chandelier; you’ll become lightheaded.
DY what exectly almost happend to you?
I was almost forced to clean someone’s house once a week because I used function X. (I said a joke and almost everyone got it. 🙂 )
Aries,
In most cases, it says not to copy for others.
deiezooger,
Explain what?
canine,
True.
Let me tell you of a psak I once heard from reb elyashiv shlita. He said… Oh no! Silly me, thats my identity blown now. That was careless of me. You must all know who I am now. I’m going. There’s just no privacy nowadays
You should have deleted tat post right away. Now it’s too late.
Do they clean it together with the coffee machines?
I heard they do, but are considering stopping because it’s getting expensive to hire a plumber everyday.
DY, you cant fight success! Over the years, Ive heard of certain people giving Brachos for certain things and their success rate is unbelievable.
I was addressing pba, l’shitaso. There’s no question that the right bracha from the right person can help. (Although I don’t know who the OP was referring to.)
No, I’m drinking from the toilet.
So the issur you’re being oiver on is not b’heimah t’meiah or gezel aku”m, but rather, bal t’shaktzu.
despite what many here say, non jewish music is not all bad. There are many mant great non-jewish songs
Okay, but how are you supposed to know what’s clean unless you listen to all of it, including the bad stuff, until you figure it out?
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So you’re drinking bottled water but not paying for it?
and im not listening to inapropriate music!
What are you listening to?
you dont sound like the type, that if i DO tell you what im listening to, you would no what im talkin bout, so i dont see a point in saying.
My understanding is that the vast majority of today’s secular music has inappropriate lyrics. If you won’t say which artist(s) you listen to, I can’t argue the point, but if you would, I could do research, and, I think, most likely find that much of it is not appropriate.
Daas Yochid, care to elaborate? What issurim are there?
To clarify, I am referring to inappropriate lyrics, which I assume you were talking about since you were distinguishing between men and women.
See Shulchan Aruch O”C 307 16 where no distinction is made between men and women, and for further clarification, Igros Moshe Even Haezer V0l. 1 69, where R’ Moshe says that there are two issurim involved with hirhur; “v’nishmarta”, which applies only to men, and “acharei eineichem” which applies to women as well.
Rav Moshe paskened (Igros Moshe, OC 1:111) that it is forbidden to wear a watch in a reshus harabim on Shabbos.
Check again.
neek: Halachicly, I do not believe there is anything wrong with a girl listening to non-jewsih to music.
Sure there is, although there are more issurim for a man.
rb,
It’s one reason. If I say I heard a psak from a certain rov, you would assume that I have a relationship with that rov, or possibly that I daven in his shul. That would give a clue to my identity.
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I was tought to say “MODA ani l’fanecha” in the morning instead of “mode ani”
That is quoted in the name of Rav Shlomo Zalman Auerbach ZT”L in Halichos Shlomo.
Imagine if someone put something there to the effect of “and if you use function X of this software [which is perfectly permitted by law] the whole license turns into a personal services contract for which you have to come and clean my house for one day for every week you’ve owned the software.”
That happened to me once. Luckily, they picked Saturday and I was able to get off based on religious observance. 🙂
and im not listening to inapropriate music!
What are you listening to?
I think it’s fair for a poster to not name his source when he feels it might compromise his anonymity. It’s equally fair for any CR reader to take anything posted (even if the source is named) with a huge mound of salt, unless independently verified. I include anything which I post (although I do try to be accurate).
BTW, I heard from a reliable source (my browser’s spell check) that the word is spelled r e l i a b l e. 🙂
So, what they’re doing is saying that if you bought a CD a year ago and make a copy now that they can ask you for $36000+? I’d like to see that stand up in any court.
I assume you include a bais din. I tend to agree with you, although I can’t articulate why; my best guess would be because we could safely assume that the buyer never accepted that condition seriously.
I don’t know if marbehshalom will see this, but ???? ????? ????? has nothing to do with whether something was expressed in a way likely to be understood.
I hope his decision to leave the CR will be marbeh shalom.
I don’t know why the first was closed, but it was cute to see
[closed] closed topic.