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Hmmm…is it hoitzuas shabbos veyom tov? Then it doesnt cost.
March 14, 2019 2:28 pm at 2:28 pm in reply to: GAN DY: Should beis medresh bocherim have dorm counselors? #1696183They should have someone who answers to the rosh yeshiva. Bochurim shouldnt snitch on one another. Dorm counselor should.
Ilan ilan, bamu avurechicha
March 13, 2019 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm in reply to: What are most people misleaded about what chabad #1695392People can disagree whether chabad is the way to serve HaShem. Nobody disagrees that chabad has changed the world for the better.
March 12, 2019 12:44 pm at 12:44 pm in reply to: Manhattan is considered “mukaf chomos” for shabbos – what about for Purim? #1693641R. Shmuel Dishon was once in Manhattan when he met an acquaintance who said, “good afternoon, R. Dishon.” R. Dishon responded that it was only 10:00 AM, it wasn’t noon yet. “In Manhattan it is always after noon shaarei tumah!”
My response is that the chomos of tumah don’t count as chomos for Purim.
In case someone thinks this makes sense, you drank too much too early.March 11, 2019 12:10 pm at 12:10 pm in reply to: In the Purim Spirit: Women are required to Ad dlo yada 😂🤣😂🤣 #1692739You are not yotzei drinking w scotch, only wine.
March 10, 2019 10:38 am at 10:38 am in reply to: Nose bleed during kiddush on shabbos: use a cloth naplin or aleaf of lettuce? #1692084If you drink your vodka and say Lchaim, would you call it a bloody Miriam?
My father would, oib dee hust nisht voos tzi teen, shlug kup in vant!
March 8, 2019 11:39 am at 11:39 am in reply to: Setting up a MO girl with a serious Lakewood bochur = good idea or not? #1691555Huh, Rebbetzin! Moshe Rabbeinu said one child for Avodah Zora!?
A chosson has to say krias shema. No excuses.
March 8, 2019 1:05 am at 1:05 am in reply to: Setting up a MO girl with a serious Lakewood bochur = good idea or not? #1691451Rebbetzin: how Yeshivish is he if he “observed her…and expressed admiration”? Not.
Rebbetzin, lol rofl!
Joseph, how about rent, food, electricity and clothing?
March 1, 2019 9:05 am at 9:05 am in reply to: Potential Idea to help create more shidduchim #1688055If one side feels that there is no potential, then it is unfair to the other side to go out on another date and keep them emotionally involved in the date. Be honest and say its not for me.
February 24, 2019 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm in reply to: why does wearing a white shirt make you more frum in the yeshivish world #1684402White shirts do not mean one is more frum. Where did OP get that concept from? It is a statement that one considers himself yeshivish. Part of the yeshiva world.
Imagine as if they were wearing baseball jerseys wi th the word yeshivish on the back.
Are there YU talmidei chachomim? Of course!
Compare it to wearing a kippah seruga in EY.February 23, 2019 8:47 pm at 8:47 pm in reply to: why does wearing a white shirt make you more frum in the yeshivish world #1684016Wearing a white shirt is a statement a person makes about himself. It doesn’t necessarily make you more frum. Any more then wearing pants without a belt makes you more ghetto.
Try complimenting her that you are happy she spent so much money this month, it makes you feel like a king!
Moiridig. Tx!
Who holds that flash pasteurized isn’t considered mevushal?
I may be wrong, but I don’t think R Moshe ever said not to rely on his heter. Similarly, he didn’t say that he doesn’t rely on it. He did say that for himself he is machmir.
What’s the heter for wine from a non Jew?
R Moshe felt that chalav company, as he called it isn’t chalav Akum. Do not call that relying on a heter.Joseph and ctl: how would you respond to people that you are limiting their second amendment right?
February 18, 2019 9:06 pm at 9:06 pm in reply to: Why Do Some Rich People Literally Think They Own The World #1681592Time magazine 8/20/2013 wrote that rich people tend to be more narcissistic than poor people. So while both rich and poor people can think only of themselves, it is more prevalent by the rich.
February 18, 2019 9:06 pm at 9:06 pm in reply to: Day camps ; BP vs. Flatbush – price, hours & program #1681589Joseph: which part of my curiosity is morbid? Please back your response with a reliable and real source.
tgsm: a yeshiva is a private enterprise and can create rules.
Did anyone ask if wearing a colored shirt negates their religion? Or if we shouldn’t be thankful for being Jewish if we wear pink shirts?Sifsei chachomim: did you see that yourself or is it hearsay?
Knaidlach: gedolei yisroel advised not to accept sttements in their name.
Levi, I just dont get it. Does he enjoy reading the jewish nonfiction? It seems that he does…and your question is? You dont think its good? Please clarify.
Joseph: is it possible that you murdered humor?
Knaidlach: for which specific situation was R Moshes psak?
SMS: can you provide a source to prove that I am a funny clown?
Can you provide a picture to show that Joseph is MO?
Is a pink shirt lo silbash for a man?
Hello to you too.
It gets updated when approved by mods.
What’s up with comment about Reb Yid?
Hmmm…maybe this post proves that I am a funny clown…lolFebruary 14, 2019 3:04 pm at 3:04 pm in reply to: how about sending a simple mishloach manos? #1679786Sometimes we get home made cakes. Some are good. Most get thrown out, either smashed, unsure who its from or just not tasty. Please, no home made stuff!
February 14, 2019 2:18 pm at 2:18 pm in reply to: Day camps ; BP vs. Flatbush – price, hours & program #1679772Joseph: how many Flatbush children go to BP. Please back your response with a reliable source.
No. I had burnt sushi.
OP: my opinion is that yeshivos should allow it. They should recommend whote shirts and explain that its the uniform of a yeshiva bochur. Bochurim should make the choice.
Joseph: can you provide a source for that?
Ask what girl wants. A little chivalry.
In my shul buying a seat is membership.
1: thats rude.
A great book is Make Me Don’t Break Me by R. Moshe Gans. Please don’t take anecdotal advice from unknown entities. Find an experienced mechanech who can guide you from his extensive experience and research.
Corporal punishment works. It also has many negative effects. Some experts will say NEVER (R. Sholom Wolbe, R. Ginsberg and others, while some will say under extreme circumstances. If you hit in anger you are transgressing “pen yosef” that you may not hit someone.
When I was an inexperienced parent I sometimes hit my kids. I now create charts and rewards and at times will punish but never hit.Shmaya: are you looking for a rav, a toen or a lawyer? It might be worth to spend money and get qualified advice.
Joseph: you write something without being able to quote a source??
Joseph: what makes you say that?
My life mission at this point is to raise and support a family.
Is it interesting? To me it was.
Is it current? Yes.
That makes it news.
Is it yeshivish? Hmmmm. ..thats a good question.CTL said hes willing to give more so that people who really need help can get it.
I would only give for short term help and vocational training.Heres an idea…government tkes a dmall percentage for defense and run the government. Afterward, people must pay a percentage, sliding scale, to whatever government program they prefer. Housing, infrastructure, entitlements etc.
February 3, 2019 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm in reply to: the demise of a normal sleeping schedule⚰️🛌🗓️ #1673014Sam: dont denigrate a brocha from a tzaddik. It borders on apikorsus.
February 3, 2019 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm in reply to: Is it healthy for yehiva bochurim to learn from a artscroll? #1673006If you have a son-in-law a talmid chochom, you buy fir him a regular chosson shas.
If he isnt a talmid chochom, you need to spend much more on an Artscroll shas!February 1, 2019 2:05 pm at 2:05 pm in reply to: Is the MO community concerned with SED? Why the silence? #1672455Joseph: do you have any facts to back your claim?
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