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  • in reply to: Divorce #1866606
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    What makes you ask? Are you Jewish? Are you divorced? Then you know! If not, then who cares?

    in reply to: Did School become too stressful for our kids? #1859004
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    Joseph: based on your lack of basic mentchlichkeit, many of us are wondering about your parent’s parenting skills.

    in reply to: Lawsuit in NJ to force the state to allow worship service #1857646
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    I agree with charliehall. In addition to suicide, people are suing for the right to be a rodef. It’s an embarrassment that a Rabbi joined the suit. I feel that Agudath should put out a letter that said Rabbi is speaking for himself and not the rest of the community.

    in reply to: Did School become too stressful for our kids? #1857510
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    Is this some joke? Aren’t your kids doing schoolwork and stressing about it? My kids would much rather be in a live classroom than phone conferences and tons of homework!

    in reply to: Help with bedwetting #1853872
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    google it and use the recommendations of a reputable source.
    Here is my experience.
    Train with wet alarm. Have some natural consequences. Child does own laundry etc. Psych the child that he can do it. Set alarm clock for half hour before his usual time of bed wetting. Have child do things that are hard for him and tell him he can do anything that he sets his mind to. (Researchers included jogging in place until too tired and then adding one more minute.)

    in reply to: Why are our day schools different? #1853019
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    As a Rebbes working from home, the workload is impossible. I create Kahoot games, prepare and e mail sheets, need to log on to Zoom and teach the same curriculum in less time to boys who are distracted. AND YOU WANT TO PAY ME LESS!?

    in reply to: shidduchim during corona? #1851210
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    You need to be proactive in shidduchim. Call and zoom or FaceTime with shadchanim. Network with friends. Get to know people. Hatzlacha.

    in reply to: Onion kugel for pesach #1847277
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    Lower, can you post the onion mushroom recipe?

    in reply to: Chicken for the seder – I need advice, fast! #1844272
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    Chicken and potatoes, onion, water to cover. Cook two hours

    in reply to: Bar Mitzvah Invitations #1841477
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    How are the bar mitzvah plans coming along, still discussing the invitations?

    in reply to: Is trump really immoral #1834136
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    I strongly disagree with Joseph. I believe that there are plenty of moral non-jews. Their standards might not be up to Joseph’s, but he shouldn’t demean people in a public forum.

    in reply to: Bachurim marrying early #1826328
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    Joseph: an intelligent statement would b that you had spoken to mesader gitten and they said that there is no difference between age when it comes to gitten. Not that anyone would be believe you!
    To say make a statement and then say just ask is irresponsible.

    in reply to: Kissing A Boo-Boo #1825784
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    Does trolling make people feel better? Is it apikorsus to say that people feel better after they troll?

    in reply to: Bachurim marrying early #1825734
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    Joseph, you say chassidim have a lower divorce rate. Can you back that with any factual research?

    in reply to: Bachurim marrying early #1825517
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    If all the boxes were checked, then why not? Why are posters stating their personal boxes that might not be checked? If they were, would you approve? I know people who were working for plumbers and electricians at that age. Others who are mature, but wanted to learn for 2-3 years with various means of assistance, including parental.

    in reply to: Shame on You for Voting Dem #1822992
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    People need to understand that they can have opinions without denigrating others. That being said, I always vote for for both socially and fiscally conservative candidates.

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    The simple answer is, nobody embraces a loser. If he was polling at 30% it would be a question.
    The simpler answer is, we aren’t socialist Russia! Their economy couldn’t sustain it’s people! We need to know that the harder you work and the better the product that you produce will bring for you economic gain! Getting free $$$ for doing nothing is a terrible idea!
    I think it’s great that people learn in kollel. It means a few things.
    1. Middle class and wealthy people have income that they can donate.
    2. Parents have income that they can give to their children.
    3. The young couple works. Wife can have income or husband can tutor in the evening. They need income as well.
    Giving out free $$$ means that everyone will have less. Less people can hire a tutor. Lessbpeople can hire kollel wife. Parents will have less. Donors will have less.

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    Those of us by the siyum learned it already. Remember what R. Grand said last siyum, you need to learn something every day! A dad, an amud, a mishna or halacha, but YOU MIST LEARN SOMETHING!

    in reply to: Where Was Rechnitz At The Siyum Hashas? #1818344
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    Personally, I don’t care to hear Rechnitz speak. I want to hear gedolim speak about the gadlos of Torah. I enjoyed the R. Lish and R. Farhi presentations about people who have mesiras nefesh for Torah, as well as R. Paysach Krohn. But I went to hear gedolim . Not wealthy baalei tzedokah.

    in reply to: Parking IN driveway #1810870
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    What he is doing is wrong. Moral and halacha wrong. If you damage his car you are liable for damages. If you have it towed you might have issue with mesirah. You are asking complicated halacha questions from unknown people who may or may not be qualified to answer this question. If you ask your Rav, please let us know what he says.

    in reply to: Husbands in Gett Situations #1807127
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    I once heard R. Bluth zt”l say, when people divorce there are two choices, they can come to me for mediation or they can give all the money to divorce lawyers.

    I recommend that all civil issues are resolved before the Bais Din Get.

    in reply to: “Get out of town “Fairs #1805865
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    I think it’s a great idea for people looking to move.

    in reply to: Logical Marriage #1803904
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    Hershh: what is the divorce rate compared to Yeshivish?

    in reply to: Logical Marriage #1803859
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    It should be a logical decision. But, if there aren’t any feelings then something is missing. Figure it out before proceeding

    in reply to: What do you think of converts? #1803434
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    Lostspark:
    While you seem to be an honest person, please understand that there are plenty of trolls here who will write anything just to troll. Some people might not take your story seriously.
    All the best

    in reply to: Purim themes 2020 #1803382
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    Are cholent and kishka considered two items or one?

    in reply to: Group Text Chats #1802943
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    If you receive GroupMe as a text it can be annoying, as an untold amount of people can have conversations the whole day and your phone will keep dinging.

    in reply to: Thanksgiving Weekend Shabbaton #1802111
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    Raleigh, chalet. If u want something more informal, food delivered to your insulated bungalow, Highland Park. I haven’t been to any of these places so can’t give more information.

    in reply to: Shidduch Crisis Solution at the Siyum HaShas #1801678
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    OP: lol! One of the funniest trolls yet!

    in reply to: Do you love all pizza #1801342
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    There is mitzvah to love G-d. People naturally love their loved ones. I don’t get how someone can use the word love for pizza. Enjoy, like, prefer are fine.

    in reply to: After millions spent on promotion why are 30% of seats unsold? #1800414
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    GH: come on, isn’t the price of admission worth bring there live? Dancing w the crowd and answering amen yehei shmei rabboh? Being a part of it?

    in reply to: 12 steps #1800060
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    CTL; Thanks so much for being part of the CR. Your vast knowledge and life experiences are always interesting and your comments are on point.

    in reply to: Shidduchim #1798911
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    +1 Hasemisone1

    in reply to: Rav Tzion Menachem, Mekubal #1798669
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    Unless you have a mesorah of going to mekubalim, I don’t recommend you going to one. The Vizhnitzer Rebbe from Monsey and Skloner Rebbe both yelled at people for going.
    It isn’t our mesorah to hear al pi Kabbalah what is going to be happening. A Brocha or advice from a Rebbe or Rosh Yeshiva or local rabbi is preferable.
    BTW, this might be a great question for your LOR.

    in reply to: Can you request an online purchase for delivery on shabbos?? #1797591
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    Why is it okay to leave out garbage for sanitation workers on Shabbos?

    in reply to: Private Mikva for Men #1790814
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    Yytz: R. Moshe is discussing place where you can be seen. Urinals which are private are okay.

    in reply to: Private Mikva for Men #1790639
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    Yytz: I looked up R. Moshes teshuva and you are correct. I will discuss it w my Rabbi, as my shul has urinals.

    in reply to: Private Mikva for Men #1790637
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    Rosh: ask your rabbi; poskim say that our mikvah does not have an issue of Bais hamerchatz and you may go with your father. R. Michel Steinmetz (heard on a CD) and R. Moshe Fogel, heard from a friend.

    in reply to: Private Mikva for Men #1790329
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    Yytz: some rabbeim? Could you be more specific? Sounds ridiculous to me, every yeshiva and many shuls that I’ve been to have urinals.

    in reply to: Private Mikva for Men #1790317
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    YF: unsure which culture you are referring to.
    Also unsure if people need to discuss their emotional issues in a public CR.
    Unsure how large a segment is suffering with this issue, have you done any research?

    in reply to: Private Mikva for Men #1790293
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    Peacho, I’m not trying to be funny or rude. There is nothing immodest about going to the mikvah. Nor is there something unsafe. You go to the mikvah and that’s it. Don’t focus so much on yourself and just do what you need to do. And don’t feel that it’s some weird Jewish thing, it’s perfectly acceptable all over the world.

    in reply to: Private Mikva for Men #1790176
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    YF: if someone has a tattoo and doesn’t want anyone to see it, then I get it. Otherwise, I don’t. You are a male human being like anyone else around and you go to the mikvah. Big deal!

    in reply to: Private Mikva for Men #1790053
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    Gosh, are you guys for real! By gentiles, they all play sports and go to locker room to take shower, same for swimming… why are you so sensitive!?

    in reply to: I got my flu shot today, did you? #1789031
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    Sam: go troll someplace else.
    And don’t forget to say a tefillah before you take your meds that Hashem should help that it should be for a refuah sheleima. And before you go to your medical or mental health professional, ask Hashem that he should be the correct messenger.

    in reply to: Chosson cigarettes #1786867
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    ZD, so what would be the equivalent of cigarettes for a girl?

    in reply to: Whats the worst thing about smartphones #1784571
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    Reading troll posts

    in reply to: Who will be מסיים by the Siyum Hashas #1784210
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    OP: no

    in reply to: Siyum Hashas – Inclement Weather – What Happens? #1779095
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    Ubiquiton: did you mean house instead of hose?

    in reply to: Political loyalty is bad. #1778447
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    Vote selfishly? And Joseph agrees?
    1. Vote for the party that upholds moral values.
    2. Vote for the person who has upheld moral values in the past by nominating appropriate federal judges.
    3. Vote anti murder/abortion
    4. Vote for people who are anti socialist, so that people can have more money for worthy causes.
    5. Vote for people who have in the past assisted your community.
    6. Vote Trump!

    in reply to: Would you consider it an ice cream cake? #1771124
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    Is there a difference of brocha? Price?

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