no longer need seminary
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April 13, 2013 1:03 pm at 1:03 pm in reply to: Where is Shnitzy? #946205
talmud. you are obviously american. because really its here and hear. and hare and hair. My cousin from the usa was talking me how they got a shock. and my sister was like what kind of shark? coz we say shark with an u sound as in up. but you say it like shork.April 13, 2013 1:00 pm at 1:00 pm in reply to: Really Good Novels #973787
OneofMany. I love neville and looney too. I also love dobby.April 13, 2013 12:57 pm at 12:57 pm in reply to: I can relate #948504
iluvbeingjewish, oneofmany and SaysMe. I am literally laughing out loud. heres some more:
1. Checkong your phone to see the what the time is and then checking it againg coz you werent paying attention the first time.
2. the awkward moment when youre on the phone and you say an awesome joke and the person on the phone doesnt laugh. Thats when you realise youve been talking to yourself for 5 mins,
3. when ur at a friends house and u follow them around coz u dont know what to do.
4. avoiding looking at someone coz u know they are looking at u.
5. charging your phone 5 mins before you leave coz u think it will make a diff.April 13, 2013 12:49 pm at 12:49 pm in reply to: Girls' Names #948096
do you know if it is a girl? if not, we can help you out with boys names too!April 13, 2013 12:45 pm at 12:45 pm in reply to: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, #944813
I cant remember who. but in navi there was someone with a beautiful daughter maybe achav? cant rlly remember. anyways, he locked her in a tower because she was so beautiful, and he went through a secret entrance only to give her food. This is where the modern day story of rapunzel comes from…..April 11, 2013 12:58 pm at 12:58 pm in reply to: No sem next year… #944485
I dont know you well, and this chizuk is probably not what i would want to hear if i dont get accepted next year, but just think that this is all bashert. Maybe you will get engaged during the seminary year! I”H. Maybe the seminaries you applied for really werent good for you. Trust me hashem knows what he is doing. It’s your nisayon. How you want to pass it is really up to you. On the other hand, dont get me wrong. hatzlacha in finding the right seminary!April 11, 2013 12:54 pm at 12:54 pm in reply to: Really Good Novels #973781
Jodi Picoult. All her books are really good.April 11, 2013 12:53 pm at 12:53 pm in reply to: Girls' Names #948077
Aliya. My cousin is named aliya. gourgeous name. Also Rus is still common. Another cousin is Avia. (Not aviva.) also gorgeous. My sister is Mikaella.April 11, 2013 9:40 am at 9:40 am in reply to: Everyone Must Answer: Your Favorite Song #1032907
oomis, those two are probably one my list aswell.April 11, 2013 9:35 am at 9:35 am in reply to: Music that's supposedly a capella #946520
yes one of the A.K.A Pella albums, the one with a lizard on a green background has a song called Eitz Chayim. Its literally got background music!April 11, 2013 9:27 am at 9:27 am in reply to: Prove G-d in One Sentence #959604
very well worded yitayingutApril 11, 2013 9:25 am at 9:25 am in reply to: failing the driving test #944006
my friend had to redo her test around 5 times coz she kept forgetting to look in her mirrorsApril 11, 2013 9:22 am at 9:22 am in reply to: The Sefiras Ha'Omar game!! #949738
iluvbeingjewish, thats so sad! how many did you apply to?April 11, 2013 9:21 am at 9:21 am in reply to: Where is Shnitzy? #946202
Shnitzy is still not back. I think he has officially retired from the coffee roomApril 11, 2013 9:20 am at 9:20 am in reply to: Really Good Novels #973779
i agrre with you gamanit!April 10, 2013 11:50 am at 11:50 am in reply to: The Sefiras Ha'Omar game!! #949736
15 brachos in birchas hashacharApril 9, 2013 11:14 am at 11:14 am in reply to: Really Good Novels #973766
haarry potter was originally meant for kids! not adults.
btw the hunger games books are much better than the movie coz the movie went by so fast. Also the 3rd book rlly shleps on.
One of many how come aberforth is yuor favourite charachter? He is such a minor part! I love hermione!April 7, 2013 3:53 am at 3:53 am in reply to: Where is Shnitzy? #946197
SHNITZY!!!April 7, 2013 3:51 am at 3:51 am in reply to: Saying Tehillim #942853
can everyone please say tehillim for Shaul ben EmunahApril 7, 2013 3:49 am at 3:49 am in reply to: Really Good Novels #973740
The mysterious Benedikt Society. No Jewish and geared more to ages 12-15 but its an incredibly well written and exciting book.April 7, 2013 3:43 am at 3:43 am in reply to: Really Good Novels #973738
Harry Potter and Twilight are the best and well written series!!!April 4, 2013 1:24 am at 1:24 am in reply to: Meforshim on Kinah/Jealousy #942440
Thanx for all your help!April 4, 2013 1:21 am at 1:21 am in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069900
Once u have climbed through the hole, you scream for help until your voice is hoarse. Then you jump on the horse and get away!!April 3, 2013 11:37 am at 11:37 am in reply to: Where is Shnitzy? #946195
shnitzy are you back yet? ur keeping us all in suspense with the answer!April 3, 2013 11:35 am at 11:35 am in reply to: Contest: How Long Can You Go Without Chometz? #944688
this year i was 2 days post pesachApril 3, 2013 11:33 am at 11:33 am in reply to: The Sefiras Ha'Omar game!! #949695
8 cups of wine between two seder nights in chutz learetzApril 2, 2013 12:47 pm at 12:47 pm in reply to: Anyone With An Original Voicemail Message? #1193522
I heard one that said. Hi you have reached Mr and Mrs (_______), if you are our tax collectors we know we owe you money. If you are our Children, weve given you enough money, if you are our parents we need more money, if you are a cousin dont even think of asking for money, if you are a shliach we probably already gave you money. For all other questions or enquireies please leave a message after the. *BEEP!*April 2, 2013 12:39 pm at 12:39 pm in reply to: Shearim Seminary #942942
never heard of it. Why are you only going for a semester?April 2, 2013 12:38 pm at 12:38 pm in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069898
I didnt read through all 45 pages so I hope this riddle wasnt written previously……
You are stuck in a room with only a table. There is no doors or windows or chimneys or cracks anywhere. The room was built around you. There is nothing to help you get out eg: knives, picks, tools, weapons etc. How do you escape?
Hint: It’s a play on words.March 31, 2013 4:50 am at 4:50 am in reply to: Sefiras Haomer Reminders #942060
YW moderater 007. cool subtitle!!!March 31, 2013 4:46 am at 4:46 am in reply to: Very interesting Kasha—Makas Choshech #942196
We learn that the pple that died during makas choshech didnt believe in hashem anyomore and they had given up hope of every leaving mitzrayim free. The 20% that believed in hashem survived.March 31, 2013 4:43 am at 4:43 am in reply to: The Sefiras Ha'Omar game!! #949676
5 is such a hard number!March 31, 2013 4:42 am at 4:42 am in reply to: Why Does Chacham Ovadia Wear Sunglasses? #1160607
I heard a story that a woman always cut off the corners of a chicken before putting it in the pan. Once her daughter asked her why so she said my mother did. They ask the mohter who says my mohter did. So they ask the old lady who said ” I didn’t have a big enough pan!”March 31, 2013 3:06 am at 3:06 am in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1224163
my cousin had a girl, another cosin had a boy, another one had another boy, and another one is engaged!!!March 31, 2013 2:59 am at 2:59 am in reply to: wedding Shtick #941763
my cousin always went to gym. so by her wedding all her classmates walked in wearing tops from that gym and they all had caps etc and they made a special top for my cousin which said manager on the back so maybe you could do something like that for apple.March 29, 2013 7:41 am at 7:41 am in reply to: Orphanage in Israel #941713
kids dont only go to orphanages because their parents give them up. some go because unfortunately their parents are dead.March 29, 2013 7:31 am at 7:31 am in reply to: Does ????? ????? Really Come? #1071265
u said eliyahu disaparrates. so im telling you that you watch way too much harry potterMarch 29, 2013 7:30 am at 7:30 am in reply to: 20 Questions—Round 2! #1165516
thanx. now where is shnitzy?March 29, 2013 7:29 am at 7:29 am in reply to: The Sefiras Ha'Omar game!! #949671
3 matzosMarch 28, 2013 5:14 am at 5:14 am in reply to: The Longest Seder Contestï¿½How Late Will Your Seder End? #1199606
SYAG LCHOCHMA. noone knows what country you are in so it doesnt help us to say that you just finished? what time is it by you?March 28, 2013 4:48 am at 4:48 am in reply to: Does ????? ????? Really Come? #1071261
yekke, you watch too much hpMarch 28, 2013 4:43 am at 4:43 am in reply to: Seminary—England/USA #942543
hi. You have to apply for gateshead around chanukah time and then they only start accepting right before pesach. I can give you information on old gateshead if thats a help….March 28, 2013 4:40 am at 4:40 am in reply to: The Longest Seder Contestï¿½How Late Will Your Seder End? #1199604
1 both nightsMarch 27, 2013 4:06 pm at 4:06 pm in reply to: 20 Questions—Round 2! #1165513
ur right. sorry. *do u forgive me?* shintzy, whats the answer?March 27, 2013 4:04 pm at 4:04 pm in reply to: Keser Chaya Seminary in Israel #1047844
thanks for all your posts. Lev bais yaakov sounds too modern for me. I want to go to a place to grow not to remain on the same level that im on now. can u give me some info on ateres and keser chaya?
1. Can u go to ben yehuda?
2. What is the curfew?
4. How many meals are there?
5. How many girls in the seminary?
6. Where it’s located?
7. The principals or head mistresses?
Thank youMarch 25, 2013 5:46 am at 5:46 am in reply to: Seder Much Too Long #940908
Rabbeim, how can you say such offensive things about talmud when you dont even know who he is?
My father makes the seder interesting. each kid has to present a pesach project that was given to us 3 weeks in advance. my father dresses up and uses lots of props. We play games like headbands with names like pharoah, bilom, moshe, basya and objects like frogs, sea etc. Then we go through the whole story with everyone pitching in and asking questions. It’s realy very enjoyable and it doesnt seem like we are going through maggid because its a mizvah but rather because it is an enjoyable task to do. We barely motice that we are hungry because we are enjoying ourselves. Maybe ask your father to make some changes to the seder to make it more fun and enjoyable? It can be really boring to sit for hours and just listen to your father talk.March 25, 2013 5:39 am at 5:39 am in reply to: Zman Magazine #940693
We just started getting zman about 4 months ago. I love it and so does my family. They have interesting stories about obama, osama bin laden, pple escaping from jails, missing people, shark attacks, the modern day titanic (forgot the name of the ship something like the corna copia or something.) diamond thefts…… They cover a range of genres eg: mystery, inspirational, scary, interesting, intelligent, political etc.
Its suitable for men and women and is geared for ages 14 and up.March 25, 2013 5:25 am at 5:25 am in reply to: 20 Questions—Round 2! #1165511
mitzvahgirl613, what is the answer? I think we all agree that we give up…..March 25, 2013 5:22 am at 5:22 am in reply to: New Fresh Joke Thread #1027352
is the answer one of those things where you swap the wording?
of course the kids dont have any internet access. Its blocked with a code that only my parents know.