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  • in reply to: 10 Proofs That Moshiach is Coming Now! #625015
    noitallmr
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    Re mazal77: Thanks but I knew that’s what it must mean. I’ll rephrase my question, who says that the fact no-one saw his feet means he’s a demon? Every Rasha also has chicken feet? I know plenty of people who have never seen my feet, does that mean that they’re calling me a Demon behind my back???

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1067744
    noitallmr
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    Not really a riddle but interesting anyway- what’s the shortest Daf in Shas?

    in reply to: Alcoholic Mixes #908423
    noitallmr
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    I’d recommend Red- Bull with Vodka. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Just watch yourself though!

    in reply to: Tenor of Discussion on YWN: When Discussions Become Acrimonious #625742
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    Re: rabbiofberlin- yeah I am English…well spotted.

    I totally disagree with you. It is well known that Trousers (pants) are beged ish and even if you disagree, they definitely not Tznius.

    Re: oomis1105- So what if you know people who are modern and have excellent sons whats that got to do with anything? This woman might have been Zoche because her house never saw her hair but other people are Zoche for different reasons e.g Hashem wanting to pay them back in this world, Zchus Avos etc.

    in reply to: Quote of the Day? #644581
    noitallmr
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    The most important thing

    is to make the most important thing

    the most imporatant thing!

    in reply to: Any Ideas for a New Jewish Music CD? #1071757
    noitallmr
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    jewishfeminist02- you couldv’e written that you simply like choirs! I personally don’t like the Chevra since they don’t use genuine music and their style is way too American, still they make a change!

    Shalsheles- great stuff especially Shalsheles Junior!

    cantoresq- are you really a cantor?

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1067735
    noitallmr
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    Moderator- good to get you thinking a bit!!! 🙂

    in reply to: Whats For Supper Tonight? #627700
    noitallmr
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    Don’t kill me for this one but I actually have Cholent Thursday night! (I’m addicted to the stuff!) Would highly recommend but wait at least two hours before going to bed!!!

    in reply to: Any Ideas for a New Jewish Music CD? #1071749
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    Re: Ashrecha Yisroel

    Check out the Headline…

    in reply to: Alcoholic Mixes #908418
    noitallmr
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    jewishfeminist02- No wonder. So you drink always before you post??? 🙂

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1067699
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    Re: jewishfeminist02

    He can simply say, “can I go free?”

    in reply to: Any Ideas for a New Jewish Music CD? #1071748
    noitallmr
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    Boruch Levine’s Choson Torah,

    Shloimy Daskal’s- Poseach Es Yodecho

    Yeedle’s- Lev Echad

    Avraham Fried- Bein Kach

    Define rocky please…

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171670
    noitallmr
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    Marriage is not a word but a sentence. A life sentence.

    in reply to: Help With Shoes #624941
    noitallmr
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    Thanks Joseph. Sounds like something you’ll only find in the U.S…

    in reply to: How Do I Lose The 5-10 Pounds I Gained Over The Yom Tov Season QUICKLY? #943053
    noitallmr
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    I’ve a cousin that weighed over 120kg and shot down to 60kg in a few months by exercising and keeping low on sugar. Would highly recommend to any overweight person!

    in reply to: 10 Proofs That Moshiach is Coming Now! #625004
    noitallmr
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    “Hitler’s chicken feet”???? I’ve never heard of that one please explain.

    “Prisoner of Azkaban” – You shouldn’t advertise that you’ve been bored enough to read Harry Potter…

    in reply to: Tenor of Discussion on YWN: When Discussions Become Acrimonious #625725
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    jewishfeminist02:

    But still the Torah said trousers are assur (Lo Silbash) so you gotta wear them even if you think otherwise. No offense!

    in reply to: Shidduchim & Weight #625419
    noitallmr
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    “There is no reason why women should have to “fix” themselves”

    True but then don’t blame guys for not taking them…

    in reply to: Help With Shoes #624939
    noitallmr
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    Can you please explain for those of us in the U.K is Wal-Mart a Gigantic food chain or Clothes Department?

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171667
    noitallmr
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    How many Lubavitchers does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. They don’t believe it died…

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171666
    noitallmr
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    A man gave his shvigger a tissue and said to her, “this should be the only thing you stick your nose into…”

    A shvigger gave her son-in-law three ties. He comes down wearing one of them. She says to him “so you don’t like the other ones eh?”

    in reply to: Ushpizin- Amazing Jewish 100% Kosher Film… #624465
    noitallmr
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    100% Kosher means that there is zero pritzus, violence or bad language throughout the film. Obviously from the front cover you can see there”s a woman in the film so that’s your choice not to watch it which I appreciate but to those of us who are not so makpid it’s perfectly Kosher…

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1067646
    noitallmr
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    Give Me a Break- Please don’t tell me that your bored enough to read Harry Potter!

    Please guys post the answers otherwise questions will just be left unanswered…

    in reply to: 10 Proofs That Moshiach is Coming Now! #625000
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    Re: lgbg

    “THE CHAZON ISH DIDN’T HAVE ANY KIDS!SO HOW COULD RAV CHAIM BE HIS GRANDSON!!!”

    Well pointed out. Sorry R’ Chaim is the Chazon Ish’s nephew.

    No need to call me a child just for a mistake. You never made a mistake in your life?

    in reply to: Ushpizin- Amazing Jewish 100% Kosher Film… #624456
    noitallmr
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    Just to take it down even further, in 2004 1000 shekels was U.S.$223. And I think it’s trying to tell us that you can never go wrong with spending extravagant amounts to beautify Hashem’s Mitzvos. Wouldn’t you agree?

    By the way the film has a website at http://www.ushpizin.com

    in reply to: The Hospital Bed…A Must Read!!! #624822
    noitallmr
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    ulisis:

    What makes you think so?

    in reply to: Alcoholic Mixes #908397
    noitallmr
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    How about Advocat & Chocolate Liqueur? Really delicious…

    Just for interest is it not a bit of a random time of year to ask about alcohol mixes??? 🙂

    in reply to: Shidduchim & Weight #625414
    noitallmr
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    Totally maskim to you mariner. Whoever said it’s the guy’s fault that he wouldn’t want an attractive girl is talking rubbish. A boy is fully allowed to want a good-looking girl but has to be realistic though…

    in reply to: 10 Proofs That Moshiach is Coming Now! #624996
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    “very possible that he will not”

    Don’t even think that way…

    in reply to: Shloimy Daskal: Poseach es Yadecha #624278
    noitallmr
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    Is he popular in the U.S at weddings etc? Would anyone know how much he costs to ship over to the U.K?

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171651
    noitallmr
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    This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

    He immediately phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

    George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them all.”

    Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

    George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

    in reply to: Georgia Congressman Warns of Obama Dictatorship #642487
    noitallmr
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    “Let us tear up shmayim in our tefillos that this rasha be defeated off his throne!”

    I disagree- Let us tear up Shomayim that he should be Pro- Israel. He has done absolutely nothing yet that makes him be called a Rasha so we can only Davven for that in the future.

    in reply to: Cheap Ideas For Birthday Surprises? #624800
    noitallmr
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    Husbands tend to love gifts given with love and not so much their materialistic worth. So anything ranging from his favorite cake to a night out in a hotel will have him thrilled and positively looking forward to his next birthday!

    in reply to: Help With Shoes #624920
    noitallmr
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    Please specify…You from the U.S.A or U.K etc?

    U.S.A – Shoes.com

    U.K- russelandbromleys.com

    in reply to: Sheitels #692134
    noitallmr
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    Great stuff Mazal. Everything that you said is true. Wearing a modern sheital is a statement just like wearing modern clothes.

    By the way does anyone hear anymore about Avodo Zoro Wigs or has that huge story calmed down a bit???

    Anyone know the details?

    in reply to: Rabbinic Titles #1024752
    noitallmr
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    havesomeseichel:

    If he’s your Rav, speak to him in third person. According to what the Rov just said etc.

    If he’s a Gadol say hagaon if he has Smicha say Rabbi.

    Simple!

    in reply to: Israel!!! #627006
    noitallmr
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    Yeah Iv’e been more then once. In fact I even had my Bar Mitzva there. Would recommend to every single Jew in thew world to visit. It is quite literally te land of Jews.

    But nothing was i was told beforehand was enough to prepare me on my first visit to the Kosel. I’ve seen so many videos and pictures of it but that is nothing to actually being there. I felt a strong tug of emotion as you look up at the age- old stones that people have cried to for centuries…

    in reply to: Post-Election Osama Threat #624187
    noitallmr
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    Well…this makes sense. But why would he want to bomb his brother anyway?

    in reply to: Sheitels #692086
    noitallmr
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    Basically the point is that one should focus more on making a Sheitel into a covering of the hair as apposed to a nice piece of clothing. This does not and i repeat not mean that one has to walk around with a horrible Sheitel just as one doesn’t have to walk around with horrible clothes…

    in reply to: Is 3 Cups of Coffee a Day Too Much? #803374
    noitallmr
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    People, drink coffee! Its a great start to the day and really wakes you up with that hot golden liquid pouring down your throat! Ahhhh….I’m off for my second one!

    in reply to: Rabbinic Titles #1024736
    noitallmr
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    kitzur_dot_net- Ha Ha great!!! Post this under the Humour thread as well! About time I saw a decent joke here…

    But seriously that is what these titles have become. It used to be that only someone with Semicha was called Rabbi and now anyone with a hat is!

    in reply to: Obama Win is Good! #642522
    noitallmr
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    The only good thing about Obama’s win is that it will be over in 4 years…

    This is a text i received which I don’t agree to. He has already voiced concerns about Irans Nuclear which is a very good sign for us that he will be an understanding president with his head crewed on so everyone should just take a chill…

    in reply to: Nisyonos…. #626328
    noitallmr
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    Go ahead give me an example…

    in reply to: Abandonment of Nussach #631186
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    cantoresq & feivel- cut the arguing this is no time for it. Kol yisroel areivim we need yeshuos min shomayim and we aint gonna get them like this…

    in reply to: Abandonment of Nussach #631158
    noitallmr
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    I think it’s appropriate to voice a joke I just heard recently which is so true…

    A Shadchan suggested a boy to the parents of a girl and he started singing his praises:

    Bal Middos, Masmid, Handsome you name it but he does have a big problem, he can’t sing. “Nu Nu, said the father if he has all Malos then why is the fact that he can’t sing so bad?” “Because he thinks he can sing,” replied the Shadchan.

    There is nothing worse then a Chazzan getting up and thinking he’s on key and knows the Nusach and Niggun when he’s really as musical as a horse. Agree?

    in reply to: How to Block the Internet from My Children? #1216676
    noitallmr
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    “I have spent much of my life studying Torah…I think that what these men do is wrong”

    Well you better spend a bit more time studying because in MY Torah it says that it’s forbidden to look or speak to woman who aren’t related to you. And even if it’s not Ossur it’s defiantely a good thing not to greet woman so why can’t you accept it that some people want to be more stringent in Halacha???

    in reply to: Malachei Rachamim-MBD #623449
    noitallmr
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    MODERATOR- was right to delete what I wanted to write before. I take it back since I thought about it and it isn’t true.

    in reply to: Moshiach Rumors? #1074746
    noitallmr
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    Wow Oomis. Thats really amazing. I’m having the shivers here. Obviously we have to believe that he could come any day but to see all these reasons why he should just makes it more frightening….

    in reply to: Science Discovers Tznius #623604
    noitallmr
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    Instead of everyone asking Mechila continuously, let everyone just be Mochel everyone and if someone absolutely refuses they can state their reason below…

    in reply to: Nisyonos…. #626326
    noitallmr
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    Its well known that when Hashem gives a person a Nisayon he also gives him/her the power to overcome it no matter how difficult one may think it is. This is a tremendous Chizuk if you think about it that if it seems impossible, Hashem will give you supernatural powers to overcome it.

    This answers a Kashya I once heard about the Akeido: Avraham went to the Akeido with such a tremendous amount of joy that Hashem had commanded him to do something, and when Hashem revealed to Avraham that he must slaughter his own son, Avraham’s joy did not waiver for a second. But when the Soton came to tell Sarah about it she dropped dead out of shock. The obvious question is how is possible such a contrast, Sarah was even on a higher level of prophecy than Avraham, could she not also be Besimcho like him?

    This answers it beautifully because it was Avraham’s Nisayon so he was given the power to do it (was one of the 10 nisyonos) but Hashem hadn’t given it to Sarah as a Nisoyon so she didn’t have the Koach for it which is why she died after hearing about it.

    I hope this helps people realize that absolutely everything in this world is done with a Cheshbon and there is nothing hard that comes our way that we can’t overcome.

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