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  • in reply to: Is 3 Cups of Coffee a Day Too Much? #803351
    noitallmr
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    Re: jewishfeminist02 “I’m proud to say that I have never drunk a cup of coffee in my life”

    Totally nothing to be proud of, on the contrary you don’t know what your missing! I have one a day in the morning and it literally wakes me up with a real Geshmak taste and feeling!

    I’m not stupid enough to drink more then one a day because I know it’s easily addictive though.

    in reply to: How to Block the Internet from My Children? #1216668
    noitallmr
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    jewishfeminist02- you have to r4ealise that these people who prefer not to answer should be respected, they don’t mean to hurt your feelings rather they are very close to G-D and they feel that it might distance them from Him to speak to a woman even if it’s only two words.

    I probably would answer actually but at least i can see where these people are coming from…

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171629
    noitallmr
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    Sorry but q is by far the easiest!

    in reply to: How to Block the Internet from My Children? #1216656
    noitallmr
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    zevi8- But it is if you have weird Shittos

    in reply to: What Can We Argue About After Tuesday? #1123100
    noitallmr
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    jO jO- No need to make an official topic about it. You’re just filling up space. But I promise you there will always be something to argue about here!!!

    in reply to: Hebrew encoding on windows #623751
    noitallmr
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    Joseph Hee Hee.

    Great stuff. Hopefully he won’t take that to heart!

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171625
    noitallmr
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    ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST

    Count every ” F ” in the following text:

    FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH

    THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…

    HOW MANY ?

    WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.

    READ IT AGAIN !

    Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.

    The brain cannot process “OF”.

    Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

    Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius.

    Three is normal, four is quite rare.

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171623
    noitallmr
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    SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:

    You can’t choose your face but you can pick your nose

    in reply to: How to Block the Internet from My Children? #1216654
    noitallmr
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    zevi8- Never heard such rubbish in my life. Kol Hakavod to them if they managed to keep the internet away from their kids. Okay they have work on not smoking or car seats but to let a kid have access is like stabbing them directly how can you compare?

    in reply to: Obama Says he Didn’t Know About Aunt #624231
    noitallmr
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    BTW does this mean that Obama is defiantly President????

    in reply to: Science Discovers Tznius #623585
    noitallmr
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    This is so cute. I love this! Everyone fights then everyone makes up. I’m literally crying on my keyboard (Mariner, please don’t post how to fix it!).

    Well done Sarah for taking it so well and you should be Matzliach and have loads of Nachas Ad Meoh Ve’esrim.

    GMAB- I was with you all the way, didn’t think you were so bored to use a few different user names and have an argument with yourself!

    You should all be Gebensht and keep the postings happy and friendly!

    in reply to: Moshiach Rumors? #1074737
    noitallmr
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    I heard something like that but not about R’ Chaim.

    in reply to: Should pro-freikeit commentors be given a voice? #626061
    noitallmr
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    teenager chill. This is just a discussion…

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171621
    noitallmr
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    Those two things are as unfunny as can be unless you LIKE paying taxes and dying…

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171616
    noitallmr
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    Oh come on reenmasheen. This aint a kids blog

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171614
    noitallmr
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    What 10 letter word starts with g…e…l…t?

    Shidduchim

    in reply to: Get My Music onto a CD #626597
    noitallmr
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    All these people singers composers gotta have a phone number which you can contact them on. Or mail them a recording with your email address and I’m sure they’ll give it a listen and tell you if it has potential.

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171608
    noitallmr
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    Oh please tell me that we havn’t fallen to Knock Knock Jokes…

    But on the subject….

    Knock Knock

    Whose there?

    Boo

    Boo who?

    No need to cry it’s only a joke!

    in reply to: Get My Music onto a CD #626594
    noitallmr
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    Black Hattitude??? Are they not just a bunch of Bochrim?

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171600
    noitallmr
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    On the subject of Shiduchim & Sukkos:

    An esrog is like a son-in-law. First you check him out for every spot then you sow him to all your friends then you dance with him for seven days and then you make Kompot out of him!!!

    Gut Yom Tov- noitallmr

    in reply to: Get My Music onto a CD #626586
    noitallmr
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    Phone Lipa…Simple!

    in reply to: What Should I Learn? #622919
    noitallmr
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    Finish the masechta b’kiyus…

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171581
    noitallmr
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    Oh Come on…

    in reply to: Tircha D’tzibbura (Long Davening) #622830
    noitallmr
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    I Davven in a minyan starting 7:30am and finish 3:30pm which is what everyone would call long. But It’s so beautiful i don’t even look at my watch once the whole davvening. This is one time of year that you really connect with your creater and I could spare a few hours to beseech of him for a good year i don’t know about you!

    in reply to: Vista Windows Explorer Freezing Up #622723
    noitallmr
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    Mariner…How do you know so much? Were you born out of a printer?

    in reply to: Get My Music onto a CD #626581
    noitallmr
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    Please clarify your question. Do you want to know how to get your compositions onto a CD??? The answer is to simply record them convert to MP3 and burn on a CD…

    in reply to: Kapparos: Chickens, Fish, or Money? #660916
    noitallmr
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    Well said intelligent. Really Give Me A Break, give us all a break and stop posting all your anti-frum posts on this Heimisher Forum.

    in reply to: Kapparos: Chickens, Fish, or Money? #660915
    noitallmr
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    Had an amusing story last year. On my way back from Tashlich a Goyshe taxi driver stops me and ask me why were all going to the water. So (feeling stupid) I told him that once a year we throw all our sins to the fish, he answered “the river’s dirty enough without all your sins”….

    in reply to: MAC vs PC #636657
    noitallmr
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    Mac kicks Pc…even though I use a Pc, when I have a chance to use a mac i grab the chance they are much more user freindly, faster and more geshmak!

    in reply to: Shloimy Daskal: Poseach es Yadecha #624277
    noitallmr
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    Just got it…Really awesome would highly recommended to everyone out there…great for the car too!

    in reply to: Apis mellifera Disaster #841974
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    in reply to: Any Runners? #695089
    noitallmr
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    No offense but this is really too random!!!

    in reply to: Mochel Loch… time to forgive and be forgiven! #1184849
    noitallmr
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    You are forgiven…if anyone thinks I need to ask them Mechila please post their reason below…

    in reply to: Is YWN addictive? #635619
    noitallmr
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    Sure it is…The coffee room mainly, you cant really get addicted to news but a coffee room when you’re waiting for a response is always exciting to see what random topics come up.

    in reply to: The Latest Happenings at YWN #634864
    noitallmr
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    “can we opt-out of these mailings?”

    Not a chance…this is the least we could do for the Editor and staff working tirelessly for the benefit of the Broader Jewish Community. A few seconds is not asking a lot…

    in reply to: The Big Event 2 #622144
    noitallmr
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    You’re right I take it back maybe it was a bit over said. Not exactly a mouthpiece but his word is law concerning all matters Gashmi and Ruchni…

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171575
    noitallmr
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    Well done…made me smile!

    in reply to: Black and White #622660
    noitallmr
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    I think we wear Black & White simply because it’s less attractive. Also if we could wear colored people would spend much more time buying and deciding which clothes to wear which is wrong for a man and bitul torah…

    in reply to: Raisin Challah #622145
    noitallmr
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    Never heard of it but here are a few other Challah minhogim.

    On Rosh Hashana the challah may be rolled into a circular shape (sometimes referred to as a “Turban Challah”), symbolizing the cycle of the year. Sometimes the top is brushed with honey in honor of the “sweet new year.”

    The Middle Eastern Mizrahis use a flat bread resembling pitta. In some traditions twelve pitta breads are used, to represent the Lechem Hamishneh. They are arranged in two layers, with the central two breads of the upper layer used for the blessing. Mizrahis of Central Asian-Bukharian descent eat a bread called leeposhka.

    For the Shabbat after Passover, some families have a tradition of baking “shlissel challah,” with the impression of key on top or an actual key baked inside. This is supposed to be a segula for one’s livelihood.

    in reply to: Sukkos in Eretz Yisroel #622161
    noitallmr
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    If you want to hear Jewish Music the way it should sound, go to one of the many Simchos Beis Hasheivous and watch the sweating Bochurim/ Men dance…It’s a sight to withhold. Wish I could be there. Have a gr8 time!

    in reply to: Kosher Hangouts #634483
    noitallmr
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    Just saw this thread. Really impressed with you Teenager that you’re so desperate to improve and to become a better Jew. All of us can take a Chizuk from you even the much more religious that the chief goal of our being on this earth is just to seek to become closer to G-D and his ways. I think that if you try a bit then G-D will help you a lot and you’ll be able to see Hashgacha Protis along the whole way.

    Keep it up and thanks again for enlightening me!

    in reply to: The Big Event 2 #622140
    noitallmr
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    mariner I beg to differ. A godel buyisroel who paskens is Hashems mouthpiece because he knows the Whole Torah and Shulchan Oroch and therefore can Pasken al pi it. This applies to every Godel not just someone who you approve of…

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171572
    noitallmr
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    David Bar-Magen- Nice one but too famous!

    in reply to: MAC vs PC #636648
    noitallmr
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    mariner- as usual when it comes to tech you say stuff that only you and Bill Gates understand. Please have the rest of YW in mind when you explain some technological. Cheers! 😉

    p.s do you work for Microsoft?

    in reply to: Is 3 Cups of Coffee a Day Too Much? #803315
    noitallmr
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    Well said teenager…the same applies to smoking which is so addictive you feel positively awful without it…

    in reply to: PETA #624473
    noitallmr
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    Can someone please tell me what PETA is?? Forgive my ignorance but I’m from the U.K…

    in reply to: Survey Says? #622109
    noitallmr
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    I’d reccomend a Ford S Max…

    in reply to: Buying German Products #727663
    noitallmr
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    By the way just on the subject…

    Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

    After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in…..AMERICA…..

    in reply to: Buying German Products #727661
    noitallmr
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    mariner- have you swallowed an encyclopedia?

    in reply to: Should Yeshiva Bochrim Dress in “Style” ? #622205
    noitallmr
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    I think he was asking if a boy should be all into his clothes and styles to which the answer is definitely not because it takes time away from one’s earning and you become a bal gaiva. But on the other hand you should always have a nicely ironed shirt and look decent because an old shitta of mine is that it doesn’t take a shirt- out greasy haired person to become a Gadol!

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