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  • in reply to: Where you going on vacation?? #1164617

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    Sparkly- you’re American I’m assuming, since you didn’t sense that obvious British sarcasm

    in reply to: Where you going on vacation?? #1164612

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    Hey Joseph, can’t believe you remembered me, I must’ve left a deep impression on you. I’m chuffed. Kapusta, you were also one of the old timers on here, I don’t know anyone anymore…Joseph you’re welcome to stay by me, we’ll reminisce about the times we knew every single member on here.

    in reply to: I'M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #1013212

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    Thanks so much to everyone for their invaluable advice!! I really havent been on here for decades but I remembered two good old names from the past…kapusta & Yossi z!!! Wow, memories!!!

    And thanks to all newbies for their good wishes!!!!

    in reply to: New Fresh Joke Thread #1027363

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    What is better than God, poor people have it, rich people dont have it and if you eat it you will die?

    Nothing!!!

    in reply to: New Fresh Joke Thread #1027362

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    Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?

    A.Anydog, buildings can’t jump!

    Q. Why are ghosts bad liars?

    A.Because you can see right through them

    Q.how do you make seven an even number?

    A.take the s out!

    Q:How do you make a fruit punch?

    A:Give it boxing lessons.

    Q.What did the math book say to the other math book?

    A.Boy do I have problems.

    Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?

    A.to draw the curtains!

    Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?

    A: Don’t worry Ive got you covered!

    Q.Whats the difference between a teacher and a train.

    A.The teacher says spit out your gum and the train says chew chew chew.

    Q.Why did the house go to the doctor?

    A.Because he had window panes!!!

    in reply to: Tzfas For Shabbos!!! #942562

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    Thanks so much for the valuable tips everyone!!!

    Most of you talk about the shuls and davening, just wondering if there’s anything else to see??

    in reply to: New Fresh Joke Thread #1027359

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    I’ve got a tattoo which says “best before Feb 04” just incase I get stranded with some hungry cannibals…

    in reply to: Anyone With An Original Voicemail Message? #1193516

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    This brings back good memories when I was a regular poster and thread starter!!!! Wow its been 2 years!!!!

    in reply to: Video of Lipa in Budapest #939507

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    My humble opinion on this controversy is simple-

    A person must act and live according to what they claim to be. Therefore music like Akapella & Gershon Veroba whom clearly state on their albums that they’re doing parodies of non jewish music and are more “modern”, they are clearly singing for that type of crowd which therefore enables people who prefer not to listen to non jewish parodys to not listen & doesn’t usually interest the ultra ultra orthodox crowds- (when is the last time you heard chassidim listening to Gershon Veroba???- although I love his music myself!!!)

    The problem arises when one looks chasidish or really frum, therefore really frum circles will associate with him and follow all his stuff sometimes not even noticing what a non jewish ta’am has been put into the material because “he’s one of us”. This is clearly wrong in my humble opinion for many obvious reasons…what do you think?

    in reply to: Happiness #938078

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    Definitely not by checking out the fresh jokes thread- that’s the key to depression…

    in reply to: Gateshead #935692

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    Oh come on everyone- the anti semitism in gateshead is way way over-rated! They are the friendliest non jews ive ever encountered! Obviously motze shabbos when they’re drunk and have had a few too many they might shout a curse word but thats it!!!


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    From what I know there are two seminaries in Gateshead, New & Old!

    I think the Old is more intense than the New regarding studies and actual students there. The New caters for more of a diverse crowd and apparently also has fantastic Shiurim. I heard there are loads of israelis there and ivrit speaking frenchies so you’ll be fine!

    Gateshead really is a great place with everything a girl could possibly want or need!!!

    G’luck

    in reply to: I have a mechitza problem #936815

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    mofr- well observed!!!

    in reply to: Best Chocolate #952578

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    Shmerlings is great especially love Rosemarie Carmel- WOW!!!!

    But cant believe there’s a chocolate thread without the King of Chocolate written once- so please all rise for Bendicks- best chocolate ever!!! But only Brits will know, sadly…

    in reply to: I have a mechitza problem #936812

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    So hilarious this post!!!! Lol I feel were bringing back the 40’s- VOTES FOR WOMEN!!! But in fairness you have a point if they put the women somewhere really uncomfortable but if its just not as spacious as the mens you have to understand that its an hour a year!!!

    in reply to: Tips for Success in Seminary #934681

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    Hmmm not sure how wise it is to mention no.5- i think that could be quite a dampener on a girls approach to seminary instead of coming with the attitude (even if its wrong) that seminary is out there to make you into a better person…Just my thoughts

    in reply to: Hangman! Join the fun! #1132002

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    Hurricane???

    in reply to: Hangman! Join the fun! #1132001

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    Hurricane???

    in reply to: "The Japan Song" – new video #755660

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    veteran- whenever there’s a beautiful video showing the incredible achdus of klal yisroel and the love of every single jew to the other- there’s always gotta be at least one guy to bad mouth it and dig up something, why did it have to be you?

    So you feel its a bit wrong- ok, just concentrate on the beauty of what lengths yidden go to help others.

    in reply to: Gateshead – anyone? #888153

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    I too happen to know Gateshead very well. Great to here you got the job! Its a great place! Let me know if you have any more questions. Didn’t really understand properly from your post whether you’ll be living in Gateshead or Newcastle?

    in reply to: Name That Author #731250

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    Harry Potter???

    in reply to: Name That Tune! #1193847

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    1. Wearing cowboy boots, a cowboy hat and talkin really mean.

    2. So many tragedies, disasters, so insane.

    3. Az haynt vert du zayn a yom tov 😉 😉

    in reply to: Why type of car do you have? #714214

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    Aston Martin DB9- sleek stylish and speedy!!! Dont worry I also didnt get it brand new!!!

    in reply to: Which Sheitel to buy? #823266

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    Re: jakyweb & smartcookie-

    The company name is First Lady.

    If you need any contact info how to get hold of someone selling First Lady you can contact me thru yeshivaworld…

    in reply to: Which Sheitel to buy? #823252

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    Noitall- is “Number One” the company name?”

    No- the model name.

    in reply to: Borsalino Hat #1082707

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    Anyone been to the newish Borsalino shop in Geulah??? Very nice- with a beautiful entrance photo of our very own WINSTON CHURCHILL!!!!

    in reply to: Smoking- Graphic Images #711880

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    I think these photos are a waste of time and space- every smoker is fully aware that he’s killing himself and they are dangerous- you gotta think of either a substitute or practically make it harder to purchase…

    in reply to: Davening At Anothers Expense #1195694

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    “When putting on your Tallis you don’t have to give the guy next to you a reminder(by wacking him with your Tzitzis) that your sitting there”

    ha ha thanks for pointing this out- i always wondered why the guy behind me yelled OUCH every time I took off my Talis- lol!

    in reply to: Airports – Full Body Scanners #711304

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    Personally I think everyone needs to take a chill about these “invasive and intrusive body-scans”. People- face the facts were all human beings and we all are basically identical so besides for the problems of tznius I don’t see why people are kicking up such a big fuss at having their photo taken- especially men who go to public Mikvaos. Pat downs I can imagine are pretty uncomfortable so just go for the scanner its over in a sec and just take a chill!!!!

    Now regarding Tznius, I honestly don’t think there’s any problem at all with someone looking at these chalk like images with the main features blurred…and even if they can see something, the whole thing is for safety and might even go into Sakonos Nafoshos, and if a doctor can check you- these people certainly can!!!

    This is just my 2 cents and I really think it makes sense (ouch- very corny pun!!! Not intended 😉

    in reply to: Which Sheitel to buy? #823237

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    My wife owns a Number One and a Gold Custom which are both internationally known for their quality and pretty cheap in price. My wife did extensive research before coming up with these 2. Apparently the Number One is one of the hottest selling makes around.

    If you need a contact how to get hold of an agent selling Number One’s then maybe Theyeshivaworld can arrange the info getting transferred from me to you…

    in reply to: What is you favorite accent? #852134

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    Anyone else out there learnt in Gateshead???

    By far and away the best accent on the globe!!!

    in reply to: Unity For Justice-Unreal!!!! #707130

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    Thought is was beautiful but is the idea not copied from Hope For Haiti???

    in reply to: Anyone in London U.K.? #703546

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    This sounds a bit too weird! Never heard of random email hackings about random stuff!!!

    in reply to: Shidduchim, What do boys look for in a girl? #712643

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    Please tell me your not really that shallow 😉

    Its money before looks…;)

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    in reply to: a time for duets this years hasc concert #696767

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    “miami boys choir-yeshiva boys choir”

    Ha ha keep dreaming!

    I’d like Gad & Benny Elbaz!!! Dedi & Fried.

    in reply to: Gifts #694700

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    Ha ha thats hilarious what made you come up with that name Hello Kitty??? I think even my 5 year old daughter is too old for that now!!!!

    in reply to: Most Moving Jewish Song In Your View #1096978

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    Chosson- well obviously 😉 real skill down there on that song!!! The kids are awesome!

    in reply to: Most Moving Jewish Song In Your View #1096976

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    Chosson- yeah Ive checked it out- is a very well produced and musical CD which had me laughing at the originality at some points (Thriller- Kivinu!!! lol)…but by far and away the nicest was Yafyafisa- blew me away!!!

    in reply to: Most Moving Jewish Song In Your View #1096973

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    Chosson- yup I know- but I think he does a better job than the original- much more power if you know what I mean!

    in reply to: Which Singers Are Your Top 3 Favorites, (list by order) #1109064

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    Chosson- you took the words outa my mouth (or my keyboard!)

    in reply to: Really Good Novels #973658

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    Riva Pomerantz- Breaking Point.

    Professionally written with a captivating storyline

    in reply to: Photography #704243

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    Moderator-80- no pressure- you just sounded that you know what ur talking about so wud appreciate your comments!

    in reply to: Photography #704241

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    Moderator-80- agreed. Btw seen my pictures?

    in reply to: Jokes #1201201

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    Imanonov- fantastic- ROTFL!

    in reply to: Really Good Novels #973641

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    While were about relieving memories, how bout Asterix guys??? Anyone into them at some stage???

    I was a massive fan of Vitalstatistix!!!

    in reply to: Photography #704238

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    emoticon613- no need to learn! Photography is something that comes naturally you either have it or you dont- you cant really teach someone!!! Come on- get your account going and lets see what you got!

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223332

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    blinky- oh wow- wishing you loads of Hatzlacha! He’s out there somewhere waiting waiting…

    in reply to: lol #1146451

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    Sister Bear- yup me too!!! lol

    in reply to: Photography #704232

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    Very lucky shot. I took it in an airshow in England a few years ago. The rainbow suddenly came by and the commentator said that the planes will specially fly over it for all the photographers out there.

    SO i snapped it!!!

    Thanx for the appreciation!!!

    in reply to: Which Singers Are Your Top 3 Favorites, (list by order) #1109059

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    77- While ur at it- please put a capital W there- dunno why but it disturbs me! Thanks

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