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Seems that EVERYONE (but I) got busy these days…
How about me?!?
How do I get as smart as you?
I heard that if not for Dr. Middos, America would not have been discovered. (Don’t turn your ships around… you’l discover America.. if you don’t who will?) Let’s have a Dr. Middos day.
Of course I listen. For the first three nanoseconds.
And I thought this is another “shocking” thread.
Does your shokeling inspire your concentration? Why should it be a sacrifice?
Did he do anything illegal?
What part? The tip, of course!
and I didn’t make it on?? (sob)
Something used to prod a “beast” to do what he’s supposed to.
Maybe to goad, prod the oresmen to the same beat.
Brain, brain. ? Now, where did I hear that word again? Oh, yes, my mechanic (doctor maybe) told me I’m missing something like that…
commonsense:
I “hear” you. Actually it does “ich” me. A lot. Maybe I’m just over-sensitive. Yeah I know, it’s one of those about who Gemarah says their “life is not a life” :??????? ??????? ?????? ????. Nu nu. That’s the way I is. (and probably will be)
Me? Layers? No! I still use only one scale. (at a time)
OOO
Guaranteed to be a HOTTIE (until mods close it!).
My take? Depends who you ask.
Remember, someone in this “parsha” is already in an unfortunate situation. Compounded by so many factors. (and well meaning “helpers”) So there are always at least five sides to every incident. Think about it.
Hay, what a tzaddiq doing in a gehennom thread?!?
Gemach? Who (in their right or left mind) would have exactly my eyesight. and who would want to wear someone else’s things.. ew..
Very easy to get something published. Use the Coffee Room.
I told then just as many times not to exaggerate.
What does WIY stand for?
So now we have the “Gehenom of the Day” thread.
OK, as I was saying, I was passing by, (don’t worry, it was on “Just Visiting” – not in the slammer), it felt a bit warm to me. Then I heard faint voices, (screaming, gasping, shrieking, crying, weeping, sobbing, bawling – to be exact), it kinda gave me the picture of what’s inside. I’d prefer not to have to go through that process. Don’t think you would either.
While we’re on this topic (on a serious note, yes I can be when the dire need arises), I’ve heard that upstairs they’re VERY EXACTING on sin of one fellow to another, bain adam l’chaveiro.
NO. But it could be you would be permitted (or at least not chayev) to continue eating on Yom Kippur. Check it up.
Maybe you should open both ears, let it in from one and out the other
ME?!?
I don’t think so. I’m all fluffed out. People here did not go for me or my attitude. I’m a shreck now. (grumpy, grouchy, groggy..)
But if you really need a good one, I can maybe start it up…
Shopping:
I’d also enjoy a good one. Actually a good one would do me wonders. But I think chazal tell us not no poke fun at someone in power.
?? ????? ??? ?? ????
OK, I understand that was before he came into power, nu nu.
OK. I’ll comment.
(how are you going to help me smile?)
Scared to smile. Look where it got me.
A write writes and a talker talks, I think. (besides, how do you know she’s not talking?)
.. some were hounded out.. shouted out.. Others were politely shown the door..
No going anywhere. Lakewood is currently in a state of lock-down (freezer). Transportation to resume in six months.
Will you get a shiddduch?
When I got engaged people said if I can do it, anyone can.
<<Calling from …>>
H E L P!! It’s hot in here. Very hot. Hotter than you can imagine. Worse than described in any sefer!! NO! You don’t want to try it. They’re shlepping me back… Nooooooooo
I will be honest. Very. I don’t have time now to properly answer you today. (today, even I am busy!! – WOW!)
A three day marathon Yom Tov can be a bit challenging. So are other mitzvhos. However, we take (and tackle) them with JOY. The old “Es iz shver tzu zein a Yid” didn’t work. What became of that generation and beyond? No – this is Zman Simchasainu. We load up (upload) on joy for the year. TRIPLE the JOY. (and fun!)
Let’s do it. WITH JOY.
A most joyous Yom Tov and year to follow, to you.
If you weren’t here then, how’d you know about it?
What I’ve learned:
1) There are some REAL nice, caring, gracious, courteous, polite, kind people out there. Some of them even frequent the CR.
2) If one tends to post to much, or spill a bit too much personal stuff, some people will THINK they got you “busted”.
3) One cannot totally change one’s true inner self, style, individuality. The inner “you” always shines (for lack of better word) through. (changing names does put some a bit behind, for some time..)
4) Some topics are HOT real hot issues.
5) Some topics are predictable. As are the view of some posters here.
6) One can get carried away posting… (oy, did an hour just go by?!?)
B”H it went well.
After playing so much, I’m oisgeshpilt
I’m so sorry.
If chagim, Yomim Tovim are a burden to you “make life HARDER”, there’s little I can say to you, other than knowing it’s what HaShem chastised the Yidden ?????? ???????? ???? ???? ??? ??? ?????.
For others I can say I’m just amazed at the ?? of the ????? to create and bring actual ????? into these days with their power. The time-frame of this ????? ????? could not have been too long at all, it’s was until our luach was instituted. Nevertheless our ???? ??????? ?????? is ever so strong, Gemarah and Halacha equate it and actually in some instances hold it more stringent than the first day. No, it is not something we want to do away with. And it is certainly not making our life harder.
We believe in HaShem, His Torah, His Mitzvhos. His Chachamim, and their Gezeros, harchakos, gerdarim, takanos. ?? ?? ????? ??? ?????.
Everything.
I defend your honor. You’re the only Human around here
It’s harder to talk with an empty mouth (no teeth)
Oh Shreck! – is my name. Everyone calls me that. Whenever anyone sees me they say that, must be my name. And yes, it’s done mostly by yelling.
Ha! I know you were baiting me. (How should I respond to that?) Well now that you can’t read / log on, I am (unfortunately) posting… (again)
Lucky you, Eclipse. You can just disconnect service and be (again) off. My work (what’s that) requires me being always on-line, so in my off-time (don’t tell anyone – more on than off) I always snoop around here. (I don’t really post, do I)
Hatzlacha Rabba in all your endeavors. Check in on us from time to time.
15:50 minutes to countdown.
HURRAY!!! (oops, that was yelling)
We’ll be having Eclipse for another day (are punctuation marks also considered yelling?) !!!
<<whisper>> divrei chachamim b’nachas nishma’in
(Why do you need to know? You indicated that in 8.5 hours it won’t be nogea)
takahmamash:
I specifically wrote we have chas v’sholom nothing against our holy land, only the high set regard. It’s the not-yet-frum who are making it hard. Why is that like the meraglim?!?
jewishfeminist02:
I have been on some and seen them. OK, it’s not worded EXACTLY how I put it (I did it for extra effect), signs read something like “Warning seating on this bus is to everyone’s choice. Anyone requesting another passenger to relocate faces criminal charges”. Sorry. I have not seen anything of that sort in the United Colonies. Or elsewhere.
I think that’s for a man. For a woman it’s:
?? ????? ?? ?? ?????? ?????, a saying in gemarah
What if we all sponsor your service?
Eclipse: Actually yes. Exactly. (How did you guess, my noise was too loud?)
Oo Got washed out of my sukkah!
Eclipse. B”H yes. Actually two. One edele one for my little audience, (cats and kittens, it resembles their meow), another big instrument for people. (lots of them)