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February 20, 2022 2:19 am at 2:19 am in reply to: Best and Worst inventions in the world #2061963
Sliced bread.February 16, 2022 3:57 am at 3:57 am in reply to: Danger of Talking on Cellphone When Driving!! #2060877
Raboisai, check out the date this thread was started!February 16, 2022 3:57 am at 3:57 am in reply to: Warning: Do not lift the Chasan on the Table #2060876
Gedolah Hadorah: Why do you have to mun people on everything they write to the last nitty gritty detail? Can’t we all be humans? L’Mashal, do I have to point out that you presumably by mistake typed two question marks?? No! Obviously when I said chassan, I meant the kallah also. Shoin.
P.S.: Sorry if I’m being a little too harsh, but take this mussar haskil to heart, and apply it to you’re life. (You know those teachers/rabeim that say) I’m talking to my self also; We all need mussar!February 16, 2022 3:56 am at 3:56 am in reply to: Stealing your neigbours cleaning lady! #2060874
common saychel: Actually, if you’d like to know, it was my fault; I went to the last page of threads, saw this one, and replied to this “frumcouple” from 2008, that’ll probably never see this thread rejuvinate. Sorry.February 16, 2022 3:50 am at 3:50 am in reply to: Stealing your neigbours cleaning lady! #2060873
dunnoFebruary 16, 2022 3:48 am at 3:48 am in reply to: Why Biden is the president #2060871
uh, uh. Very good.February 15, 2022 6:27 pm at 6:27 pm in reply to: Warning: Do not lift the Chasan on the Table #2060788
Raboisai, arn’t we getting a bit cought up in far fetched things? When you make a wedding, ask your LOR if it’s the right thing to lift up the chassan! Shoin.February 15, 2022 5:35 pm at 5:35 pm in reply to: Why Biden is the president #2060775
gadolah hadorah: I don’t have a day job; My husband brings in the parnasah by doing real estate, if you’d really like to know.February 15, 2022 5:34 pm at 5:34 pm in reply to: Favorite quote #2060776
nu, anyone?February 15, 2022 5:34 pm at 5:34 pm in reply to: How should we address public issues without airing our dirty laundry? #2060783
yup; go fly a kyte.February 15, 2022 5:34 pm at 5:34 pm in reply to: Stealing your neigbours cleaning lady! #2060781
That’s straight up rishus, lady. rishus!February 15, 2022 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm in reply to: Weekly Kabolas Shabbos Nap #2060779
“A parent should be able to take off the full 6 months of paid leave for each of their 10 childbirths.”
10? I happen to have 12, thank you very much.February 7, 2022 11:42 pm at 11:42 pm in reply to: How should we address public issues without airing our dirty laundry? #2058453
yup.January 31, 2022 11:41 pm at 11:41 pm in reply to: Hospital Horror Stories? #2056508
wow, amom! That’s so scary!January 31, 2022 8:30 pm at 8:30 pm in reply to: Hospital Horror Stories? #2056484
Emunas1: The reason I opened this thread was not for gossip bichlall, rather out of interest and for others’ interests. If you want to open a new thread spreading warning to people which doctors or hospitals not to use, kol hakavod! I simply didn’t want that under my belt, being that a thread like that can and probably will, lead to lashon hara.
(I don’t wear a belt, but I didn’t want it under my suspender strap anyway.)January 31, 2022 1:19 pm at 1:19 pm in reply to: “cholent” vs. “chulent” #2056371
I’m definitely cholent, and I suggest adding 2-3 fresh garlic cloves; it really enhances it!January 31, 2022 12:06 am at 12:06 am in reply to: Responding to newpaper bloggers #2056231
You should definitely report abuse. espacially nowadays!January 31, 2022 12:04 am at 12:04 am in reply to: Danger of Talking on Cellphone When Driving!! #2056232
OK, B”H. Will do.
A Rav is giving a mussar shmooze to his Kehila about using every moment, and not wasting a second:
“Every single person in this Kehila will die one day!”
The whole Kehila bursts in tears and shaking of fright, but there’s one man in the back, who’s laughing his head off!
“Why in the world are you laughing”,asks the Rav.
Says the man,”Because I’m not part of this Kehila!”
There’s a Breslover chassid, a lubavitcher, and a litvak in geihinom, R”L:
The breslover rebbe comes, and says,”Nachman, what are you doing here?! You went to Uman every rosh hashanah, you said tikun haklali every day, vechulu; you don’t desereve to be here!”, and he takes him out.
The lubavitcher rebbe comes, and says,”Menachem Mendel, what are you doing here?! You were mekarev tens of people in Hanalulu, Egypt and Jibuddi, vechulu; you don’t deserve to be here!”, and he takes him out.
The litvisheh rosh yeshivah comes, and says, “See Yankel, I told you!”January 26, 2022 12:32 am at 12:32 am in reply to: The Reign of Mod 29 #2054714
What’s the big deal? My uncle is Shlomo Yehudah Rechnitz, and he gives tzedakah to motivate others; so gam kein here, the mod is motivating others to have their self-esteems raised.January 26, 2022 12:32 am at 12:32 am in reply to: The King’s Eyes Widen #2054715
They wear masks in their lare!
Yanky: “Ah, Shmiel, it’s been a while! You look so much younger than when I last saw you, and you lost so much weight! -And I see you put on a nice beard too, and grew those beutifull lange payes recently, oh wow! – And is it my imagination, or did your hair turn slightly lighter?”
Other man: “But my name’s not Shmiel!”
Yanky: “Oh, you’ve changed your name too?!”January 17, 2022 6:58 am at 6:58 am in reply to: Highschools with Secular Education #2051728
What’s the big deal? I go to school with ‘secullar education’. What else are they soposed to teach?! We learn Math, Science, History, Poetry, Grammar, Writing skills, Music Conceppt, Art, Food Concept, Kra Maga, And many more subjects. What does ‘Secullar Education’ mean?! There’s basically nothing else to teach!January 9, 2022 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm in reply to: danger in gop #2049748
MSC: welcome to the coffee room.January 9, 2022 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm in reply to: Hours of sleep per night #2049744
Go to sleep, little peeps, don’t let the buggy monsters bight you, they’ll eat your nose and bite your toes and I don’t know how the rest of the song goes… -Sing this song to your kids at bedtime; they’ll be out cold before you could blink!January 9, 2022 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm in reply to: Unicorns – Real or not? #2049743
it is around nowadays! I saw it in a video once!
theshadchansays: #X4aSnort? That was just way too cringy….Whatever.December 31, 2021 8:05 am at 8:05 am in reply to: Hand Matzos vs Machine Matzos #2046866
Machine matzos are assur to eat on pesach bichlalDecember 31, 2021 8:05 am at 8:05 am in reply to: If Trump Wins Reelection #2046865
Biden’s gonna win, I know for sure!December 31, 2021 8:05 am at 8:05 am in reply to: Short Skirts #2046864
it’s b’feirush that it’s assur. No questions asked.December 31, 2021 8:04 am at 8:04 am in reply to: Political Bechira Chofshis #2046861
I hold Teddy Roosavelt should win the next election, being that he’s such a nice man, really good to the Jews, and the Teddy bear is even named after him! He rocks, lemaysa.
Actually, I’d love to speak about it! It’s a great topic! The greatest in history since sliced washing machines with suspenders and a baseball bat in them! (>;~D)December 27, 2021 12:37 pm at 12:37 pm in reply to: where to you live #2045158
Indeanapollis, Indiana; I rent a house here.December 25, 2021 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm in reply to: Electric Cars are they in your future? #2044707
it’s very important for the enviornment to use sun-powered cars. You know that studies have proved that if we don’t lower the usage of gas-powered vehicles in the next 100 years by at least %20, the outdoor air is bound to be unbreathable by 3050! We must start using electric powered cars today! #gogreen!December 25, 2021 7:23 pm at 7:23 pm in reply to: Conspiracy theories #2044708
Attention all: Do NOT get tested for corona! When they test you all they’re doing is stuffing micro-chips up your nose into you brain, convincing your brain to get you vaccinated! And when they actually vaccinate you they’re giving you stuff that can make you grow extra arms or legs or noses! Be carefull! Where there’s smoke there’s fire! L’mashal: There was a king who’s son the prince, wasn’t behaving. The king consulted with his advisors, and concluded that they must expell the prince from the royal palace. They did so, and lived happily ever after(because they ate a lot of Flaum’s Sour Pickles(#De Best)!December 13, 2021 12:18 am at 12:18 am in reply to: I have terrible table manners #2040985
yeah maskim!December 13, 2021 12:18 am at 12:18 am in reply to: What is the worst insult you can receive #2040986
someone once told me I’m a modernishe! What could be worse than that?!December 13, 2021 12:18 am at 12:18 am in reply to: Tanach in Yeshivos #2040987
I think we should be mechanech our children that the torah is not a story bookDecember 13, 2021 12:17 am at 12:17 am in reply to: I have terrible table manners #2040984
theshadchansays: Yeah, totally! When I go to upper class resturuants every night, I honestly don’t care what the guy next to me thinks about the way I eat. As a matter of fact, I’ll b’davka slurp noodles so that the next guy will move a table away. The more space for me, the better, y’know waht I mean? Sometimes I just need my Daled Amos, and if I can get it by drinking coke with a straw through my nose