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Sliced bread.
Raboisai, check out the date this thread was started!
Gedolah Hadorah: Why do you have to mun people on everything they write to the last nitty gritty detail? Can’t we all be humans? L’Mashal, do I have to point out that you presumably by mistake typed two question marks?? No! Obviously when I said chassan, I meant the kallah also. Shoin.
P.S.: Sorry if I’m being a little too harsh, but take this mussar haskil to heart, and apply it to you’re life. (You know those teachers/rabeim that say) I’m talking to my self also; We all need mussar!
common saychel: Actually, if you’d like to know, it was my fault; I went to the last page of threads, saw this one, and replied to this “frumcouple” from 2008, that’ll probably never see this thread rejuvinate. Sorry.
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Raboisai, arn’t we getting a bit cought up in far fetched things? When you make a wedding, ask your LOR if it’s the right thing to lift up the chassan! Shoin.
yup; go fly a kyte.
That’s straight up rishus, lady. rishus!
yup.
You should definitely report abuse. espacially nowadays!
OK, B”H. Will do.
A Rav is giving a mussar shmooze to his Kehila about using every moment, and not wasting a second:
“Every single person in this Kehila will die one day!”
The whole Kehila bursts in tears and shaking of fright, but there’s one man in the back, who’s laughing his head off!
“Why in the world are you laughing”,asks the Rav.
Says the man,”Because I’m not part of this Kehila!”There’s a Breslover chassid, a lubavitcher, and a litvak in geihinom, R”L:
The breslover rebbe comes, and says,”Nachman, what are you doing here?! You went to Uman every rosh hashanah, you said tikun haklali every day, vechulu; you don’t desereve to be here!”, and he takes him out.
The lubavitcher rebbe comes, and says,”Menachem Mendel, what are you doing here?! You were mekarev tens of people in Hanalulu, Egypt and Jibuddi, vechulu; you don’t deserve to be here!”, and he takes him out.
The litvisheh rosh yeshivah comes, and says, “See Yankel, I told you!”What’s the big deal? My uncle is Shlomo Yehudah Rechnitz, and he gives tzedakah to motivate others; so gam kein here, the mod is motivating others to have their self-esteems raised.
They wear masks in their lare!
Yanky: “Ah, Shmiel, it’s been a while! You look so much younger than when I last saw you, and you lost so much weight! -And I see you put on a nice beard too, and grew those beutifull lange payes recently, oh wow! – And is it my imagination, or did your hair turn slightly lighter?”
Other man: “But my name’s not Shmiel!”
Yanky: “Oh, you’ve changed your name too?!”What’s the big deal? I go to school with ‘secullar education’. What else are they soposed to teach?! We learn Math, Science, History, Poetry, Grammar, Writing skills, Music Conceppt, Art, Food Concept, Kra Maga, And many more subjects. What does ‘Secullar Education’ mean?! There’s basically nothing else to teach!
MSC: welcome to the coffee room.
Go to sleep, little peeps, don’t let the buggy monsters bight you, they’ll eat your nose and bite your toes and I don’t know how the rest of the song goes… -Sing this song to your kids at bedtime; they’ll be out cold before you could blink!
it is around nowadays! I saw it in a video once!
theshadchansays: #X4aSnort? That was just way too cringy….Whatever.
Machine matzos are assur to eat on pesach bichlal
Biden’s gonna win, I know for sure!
it’s b’feirush that it’s assur. No questions asked.
I hold Teddy Roosavelt should win the next election, being that he’s such a nice man, really good to the Jews, and the Teddy bear is even named after him! He rocks, lemaysa.
Actually, I’d love to speak about it! It’s a great topic! The greatest in history since sliced washing machines with suspenders and a baseball bat in them! (>;~D)
Indeanapollis, Indiana; I rent a house here.
it’s very important for the enviornment to use sun-powered cars. You know that studies have proved that if we don’t lower the usage of gas-powered vehicles in the next 100 years by at least %20, the outdoor air is bound to be unbreathable by 3050! We must start using electric powered cars today! #gogreen!
Attention all: Do NOT get tested for corona! When they test you all they’re doing is stuffing micro-chips up your nose into you brain, convincing your brain to get you vaccinated! And when they actually vaccinate you they’re giving you stuff that can make you grow extra arms or legs or noses! Be carefull! Where there’s smoke there’s fire! L’mashal: There was a king who’s son the prince, wasn’t behaving. The king consulted with his advisors, and concluded that they must expell the prince from the royal palace. They did so, and lived happily ever after(because they ate a lot of Flaum’s Sour Pickles(#De Best)!
yeah maskim!
someone once told me I’m a modernishe! What could be worse than that?!
I think we should be mechanech our children that the torah is not a story book
theshadchansays: Yeah, totally! When I go to upper class resturuants every night, I honestly don’t care what the guy next to me thinks about the way I eat. As a matter of fact, I’ll b’davka slurp noodles so that the next guy will move a table away. The more space for me, the better, y’know waht I mean? Sometimes I just need my Daled Amos, and if I can get it by drinking coke with a straw through my nose
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