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How would you know if it was an accident?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantLittle Froggie was eaten with wookie jookie. He’s a gilgul for a reason.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAnd cheap shampoo.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhere can I buy a carnivorous plant?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt doesn’t sound serene. It sounds French. (I don’t like French
, so if something doesn’t sound good, it sounds French.)
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt also causes hurricanes.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThey are not named for the toll-taking trolls.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSo am I.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf it’s something, it must have a state of existence. Try these: Nothing exists. Nothing doesn’t exist.
June 9, 2014 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm in reply to: Abridged/Censored Classic Works for Jewish Schools…? #1019150👑RebYidd23ParticipantCensoring the Torah is a crime. It’s like you’re saying you have higher standards.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantPBA–Professional Bowlers Association.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy would I want carbon monoxide?
June 9, 2014 3:52 pm at 3:52 pm in reply to: Why I keep up with daf yomi and all you mongeese don't #1027787👑RebYidd23ParticipantOr a geeseles cheesemong.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWalmart.
June 9, 2014 3:41 pm at 3:41 pm in reply to: Abridged/Censored Classic Works for Jewish Schools…? #1019147👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy wouldn’t they censor inappropriate content as much as we do?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt builds character if a man has sat through long, boring dates and survived them. It also helps a man appreciate his wife if he chose her for a reason.
👑RebYidd23Participantakuperma, that is a generalization.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt isn’t anything.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf he calls you a mongoose, it means he has a very low opinion of them because he calls the same people big fat jerks as he calls mongeese.
June 9, 2014 3:14 pm at 3:14 pm in reply to: Abridged/Censored Classic Works for Jewish Schools…? #1019145👑RebYidd23ParticipantShakespeare’s long dead, so they just assume he doesn’t mind.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI’m not Indian, so my Indian name is Foreigner, but not in English.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAir is linked to death. All people who breathe eventually die. Dihydrogen monoxide is the same.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYeah, but they really can’t tell if a hurricane is a boy or a girl so they map the names in advance.
June 8, 2014 3:12 am at 3:12 am in reply to: Why I keep up with daf yomi and all you mongeese don't #1027776👑RebYidd23ParticipantSo is cheeseless meat pizza.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantOr you could try meeting people.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI wasn’t planning to adopt because I don’t want to.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHa, ha, ha, we all need to love each other.
👑RebYidd23Participant(insert name here) writes in his sefer that trolling is allowed if you make a bracha on the previous Tuesday. The minhag of saying Birchas HaTrolling on a Monday is a new and made up minhag.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBecause those people are getting only one attack at a time.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantPunch line only (joke is too long and stupid to copy here:
Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAnd buy a large container of coffee and a coffee machine.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhich half?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantOr you could just implement your usual annoying strategies, such as finishing every sentence with “in accordance with the prophecy”.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou should also consider the awkwardness of dating, one side saying no, and then having to see each other again at family gatherings if you have them.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNice people don’t morph into demons when they drive.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSo you can use that to see whether Sandy is male or female.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantManners like that are out of style. Keep up with the dictionary.
👑RebYidd23Participantminerals
June 6, 2014 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm in reply to: Why I keep up with daf yomi and all you mongeese don't #1027766👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s not polite to compare the innocent mongoose population to a bunch of big fat jerks.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe clothes?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantCombo troll.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBig deal. Anyone can do that.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantGirls are more allowed to express themselves.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThey are not. Female birds and humans are far more aggressive and dangerous.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBecause its not Twitter and Twitter is pure goyishkeit, as my owner says.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWait, do you mean standing on my hind legs or on all four paws?
👑RebYidd23Participantpits
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut what if there’s no one else who’s willing to marry you?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t drive.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantCars are more fun. You get to drive them if they’re real, and the Matchbox kind is even better.
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