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How would you know if it was an accident?
Little Froggie was eaten with wookie jookie. He’s a gilgul for a reason.
Where can I buy a carnivorous plant?
It doesn’t sound serene. It sounds French. (I don’t like French
, so if something doesn’t sound good, it sounds French.)
They are not named for the toll-taking trolls.
If it’s something, it must have a state of existence. Try these: Nothing exists. Nothing doesn’t exist.
Censoring the Torah is a crime. It’s like you’re saying you have higher standards.
PBA–Professional Bowlers Association.
Or a geeseles cheesemong.
Walmart.
Why wouldn’t they censor inappropriate content as much as we do?
It builds character if a man has sat through long, boring dates and survived them. It also helps a man appreciate his wife if he chose her for a reason.
akuperma, that is a generalization.
It isn’t anything.
If he calls you a mongoose, it means he has a very low opinion of them because he calls the same people big fat jerks as he calls mongeese.
Shakespeare’s long dead, so they just assume he doesn’t mind.
I’m not Indian, so my Indian name is Foreigner, but not in English.
Air is linked to death. All people who breathe eventually die. Dihydrogen monoxide is the same.
Yeah, but they really can’t tell if a hurricane is a boy or a girl so they map the names in advance.
So is cheeseless meat pizza.
Or you could try meeting people.
Ha, ha, ha, we all need to love each other.
(insert name here) writes in his sefer that trolling is allowed if you make a bracha on the previous Tuesday. The minhag of saying Birchas HaTrolling on a Monday is a new and made up minhag.
Because those people are getting only one attack at a time.
Punch line only (joke is too long and stupid to copy here:
Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
And buy a large container of coffee and a coffee machine.
Or you could just implement your usual annoying strategies, such as finishing every sentence with “in accordance with the prophecy”.
You should also consider the awkwardness of dating, one side saying no, and then having to see each other again at family gatherings if you have them.
Nice people don’t morph into demons when they drive.
So you can use that to see whether Sandy is male or female.
Manners like that are out of style. Keep up with the dictionary.
It’s not polite to compare the innocent mongoose population to a bunch of big fat jerks.
The clothes?
Combo troll.
Big deal. Anyone can do that.
Girls are more allowed to express themselves.
They are not. Female birds and humans are far more aggressive and dangerous.
Wait, do you mean standing on my hind legs or on all four paws?
pits
But what if there’s no one else who’s willing to marry you?
I don’t drive.
Cars are more fun. You get to drive them if they’re real, and the Matchbox kind is even better.