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  • in reply to: Marrying your first cousin #1018867
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    2 of my classmates married first cousins. it may not be the most common thing but theres nothing wrong with it. they each have perfectly healthy babies too…

    in reply to: Funny Drunk Stories #1063157
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    by my purim seuda someone brought my uncle mayim acharonim in a shnapps glass because he couldn’t find the regular mayim acharonim and my uncle drank it!!!! we could not stop laughing

    in reply to: Places to visit in Yerushalayim #956398
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    the dead sea, tzfat=all the kevarim, kever rachel, the kotel tunnels, arab shuk, binyamin’s kever, the man in white,rav chaim kanievsky, jeeping, masada, ein gedi………….

    in reply to: I can relate #948543
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    this thread is hilarious! how about coming into your house and being like “HI IM HOME” only to realize noone’s home. or worse- realizing that your parents are having a meeting with someone important or someone’s on an important phone call and they start ‘shushing’ you frantically in middle of your grand entrance

    in reply to: I can relate #948542
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    Needing the bathroom while saying a speech in front of your whole school.

    in reply to: I can relate #948541
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    how about sending a long text message and realizing a minute later you sent it to the wrong person! My mother once got a whole text from my brothers teacher that was meant to go to his wife. It said something about being late for dinner. A minute later she got another text from him apologizing and saying it was meant for his wife. How funny!?

    in reply to: Girls' Names #948107
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    Such random names are written here.

    in reply to: What is the Best girl's Yeshiva in Brooklyn #948160
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    don;t know if that exists

    in reply to: How many wives? #1003452
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    you people sound like your so interested in having more then one wife. Go to someplace like yemen and the more the merrier.

    in reply to: Girls' Names #948104
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    i think biblical names are the best. Naomi,Sarah Rachel,Leah. Rivka, Miriam, Yocheved…. In my opinion, they’re much more prettier then chashie, mashie, pashie or rashie…….

    in reply to: Building a story one word at a time #911834
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    shakingly she opened the door and saw a gigantic coconut!!

    in reply to: April Fools Day #903265
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    empty out an oreo cookie cream and fill it with toothpaste. give it to someone who you know didn’t brush their teeth.

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163696
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    money isn’t everything. theres mastercard and visa

    in reply to: Why do you think the Hurricane Sandy came? #906925
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    what i learnt from this is that the hurricane came because of everything and anything in the world including the reason that lolly pops grow on trees.

    in reply to: Things Kids Said/Did #1185319
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    when my sister was 3, she learnt about the mabul. later on, the teacher was warning the class not to put too much toilet paper in the toilet because it could cause a flood. for months my sister was petrified to flush the toilet. in her mind, she put a mabul and a toilet flood together and assumed that if she flushes the toilet, the whole world will be flooded.

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    YitB- i think it’s time to say the answer. everyone is making a fool out of themselves.

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163690
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    i’m in shape-round iS A shape.

    in reply to: Good Quotes #925703
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    Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

    in reply to: G.O. Theme ideas #897273
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    G.O. stands for Girls Only.

    in reply to: Shave head #1099032
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    WOLFISHMUSING-I never said thats the reason or that pasuk exists. all i said is that someone told that to my mother. it could be made up.

    in reply to: Yakov Gourin TWIN FROM FRANCE MISSING #892385
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    if it was true it would be on yeshiva world news. it can’t be he’s the only one he knows about this.

    in reply to: Shave head #1098993
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    someone told my mother it’s because in the torah it says that Sarah Imeinu covered her head and not her hair. why that makes sence-i don’t know. different strokes for different folkes

    in reply to: Pranks I wouldn't do on my worst enemy #988845
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    wow PuhLease. thanks for your great thinking

    in reply to: Riddles #1050114
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    moskidoodle-you are right.

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163688
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    who says nothing is impossible? i’ve been doing it my whole life

    in reply to: Pranks I wouldn't do on my worst enemy #988843
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    take a chill pill ppl. as mentioned before, these are stuff we WOULDN’T do.

    in reply to: Riddles #1050108
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    these riddles take too much thinking. i have a good one:

    you peel the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throwout the inside- its a food.good luck

    in reply to: Good Shabbos! #1135868
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    Good Shabbos to everyone in the CR. rest up and enjoy

    in reply to: The YWN Coffee Room Welcome Wagon #1064710
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    can someone tell me some rules of the CR like who to avoid and ignore or who to get insulted by. im hear for 2 days and already getting bashed

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163686
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    take my advice-i dont use it anyway

    in reply to: Hilarious School Pranks #1229071
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    ha ha. very funny

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163683
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    sometimes i wake up grumpy, other times i let him sleep

    in reply to: The YWN Coffee Room Welcome Wagon #1064709
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    ok good to know. can’t wait to see this place on a great day then

    in reply to: The YWN Coffee Room Welcome Wagon #1064707
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    thanks this thread is so sweet

    in reply to: well duh !?!?!?? #915698
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    personally i think the most annoying response u can get for a comment is “i know, right?” it’s taking the credit for something intelligent that they said and making them agree with it!

    in reply to: well duh !?!?!?? #915696
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    cum to think of it we do this to kids all the time-“oh wow what are u doing? coloring?!”

    in reply to: The YWN Coffee Room Welcome Wagon #1064705
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    hi guys. here 2 days and already figured out this is a great place to be. any nescafe coffee

    in reply to: Pranks I wouldn't do on my worst enemy #988827
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    ppl. are entitled to their own opinions. if you don’t appreciate a certain thread, their are plenty others to choose from. calm down

    in reply to: Riddles #1050082
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    coffee addict-good job

    curiosity-nice try but better luck next time

    anyone else

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163677
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    some people are like clouds- when they disappear its a brighter day

    in reply to: Good Quotes #925702
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    nobody can drive you crazy unless you give them the keys.

    Latte(n):Italian for you paid too much for that coffee

    in reply to: Riddles #1050075
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    explanation????

    in reply to: Hilarious School Pranks #1229069
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    This is my favorite. in one school the kids brought in 3 goats and labeled them 1 2 & 4. Then they had the entire school searching for goat #3

    in reply to: Pranks I wouldn't do on my worst enemy #988823
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    nitpicker-relax. the name of the thread is things we WOULDN’T do. nontheless they are still fun to imagine.

    in reply to: Things Kids Said/Did #1185310
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    mommamia-That’s Precious!!

    in reply to: ani tapuach? whats it about? #890375
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    Syag Lchochma-since when does being able to drive transalate into more mature? kids learn to drive way before they grow up

    in reply to: Things Kids Said/Did #1185307
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    when my cousin was 2, she thought e/o with a beard was uncle moishy. during biur chametz, anyone who passed by with beard she called out “Moishy”. one man, upon hearing this, turned around and asked shocked, ” how on earth does she know my name!!!”

    in reply to: CEU credits for SEITS #712271
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    SEIT stands for special education itinerant teacher. Anyone one with a preschool aged child in new york knows what a SEIT is. anyway, this post is not to discuss what a SEIT is or isnt. If anyone knows an answer to the question posed, i would appreciate it.

    in reply to: Yeshiva Delay – Children Sitting Bored For Week At Home #657112
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    I know that what I am about to write will not be amongst the most popular posts but I think that the weeks between camp and school are GREAT! My children go to school for ridiculously long hours, and even camp, while fun and entertaining is so, well, structured!! Kids need ” down time”. The reason they go out of their minds is because they never have the opportunity for “down time” so they don’t know what to do with it!! They’re so used to being occupied 24/7. for the first few days my kids keep asking,” what are we doing now?”, repeatedly,and then they realize that it’s pretty nice not having much to do. As to what we do like to do: we read books, we go to the park, we bake, play computer and enjoy being together. I call these 2 weeks between camp and school a ” mental health vacation”

    in reply to: How To Address Your Mother In Law #796716
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    mazal77, good detective work. Thanks for the chizuk, and yes, that is what I do in regards to my mother in law. I know that it is a test and I’ve learned to treat her with respect even though it’s a very different relationship than the one I envisioned.

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