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IF HES A JEW NO ONES FINDING OUT FROM A CHATROOM ON YESHIVA WORLD, BENJAMEN!!!!
August 20, 2023 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm in reply to: Jewish books on the paranormal/mysterious/ufos/conspiracy theories #2217862CHOOSIDParticipantThe issue with you Benjamin is you are very much Americanized if you can be thinking English is a holy language like Yiddish chasvesholem!!!!
August 20, 2023 1:40 pm at 1:40 pm in reply to: The official ASK Chat GPT ANYTHING thread!!! #2217742CHOOSIDParticipantGive me a recipe to make a chulent for 300 people
August 16, 2023 11:57 am at 11:57 am in reply to: Jewish books on the paranormal/mysterious/ufos/conspiracy theories #2216575CHOOSIDParticipantlike what AviraDeArah said certain languages when chosen by Klal Yisroel become Heilig.
For example Yiddish which is a very heiligeh language which if forgot which rav said that Yiddish was given by har sinai!!
Chazal say Targum onkeles was given by har sinai!!
I don’t think English was!!CHOOSIDParticipantexcuse me square root but how can you be so sure hes not?
I think trump may be a Jew and unless you can be proving otherwise I think maybe its time you don’t comment!!CHOOSIDParticipantKeep it going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
CHOOSIDParticipantA SEUDAH WITH NO MEAT IS NOT A SUDAH!!!!
THE MISHNAH BERURAH SAYS ON SHAVUOS YOU SHOULD HAVE MILCHIGS AND THEN MEAT CUZ OTHERWISE ITS NOT A SUDAH!!!CHOOSIDParticipant#STOPFINDINGEXCUSESTOBESAD
CHOOSIDParticipantHAS THE WORLD GONE MAD????
MILCHIG CHULENT??
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHOOSIDParticipantCHASSIDIM DRESS LIKE JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LITVOCKS DRESS CODE COMES FROM GOYEM!!!!!!!!!!!
#AUTHENTIC YIDDESHKEITCHOOSIDParticipantALOE…….IT THE CHOOSID……….VOOS IZ NAYEZ??
#YOUR THE TROLL
#STOP THE STEALCHOOSIDParticipantUjm: POTATOE KUGELS MUCH BETTER THEN YERUSHALMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOSIDParticipantYOUR NAME IS “THE REAL TRUTH” ARE YOU 3 PEOPLE????
CHOOSIDParticipantEvery yids a big Choosid
CHOOSIDParticipantMISNAGDEM NOT INVITED!!
CHOOSIDParticipantIF YOU WANT GOOD FOOD INVITE ME TO THIS SHABBATON!!!!
SHACHRIS NOT BEFORE 11:00CHOOSIDParticipantTROLL STANDS FOR:
Kugel
Is
Very
Yummy!!CHOOSIDParticipantSomeone whos name is NoMesorah should not tell me how to learn Toirah!!
You probably don’t eat chulent on Shabbos.May 24, 2022 9:54 pm at 9:54 pm in reply to: CAN WE TAKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE PAST OR FUTURE? #2090529CHOOSIDParticipantDOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO BUILD A CHASSIDESHE TIME MACHINE??
CHOOSIDParticipantREAL GOOD HEIMESHEH KUGEL: End of an Era?
YES IT IS!!! YOU LITVOCKS MESSED UP KUGEL!!!!!! GO SAY TACHNUN!!!CHOOSIDParticipantCHULENT WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To much chulent can cause Chulent Warming. That’s why we have modern orthedox people who dont make chulent so that saves us from chulent warming.
JUST JOKING!!!! YOU THINK CHULENT IS DANGEROUS???? I HEARD FROM REB SHIMSHON ZEILEG KOLBERTZKAN THAT CHULENT IS SOOOOOOOOOO HOLY!!!!CHOOSIDParticipantEVRYBODY LISTENING UP!!!!!!! THEARE ARE REAL REASONS NOT TO SAY TACHNUN!!!
Most Chassidim:
*On the yahrtzeit of a rebbe with connection to the group (either a previous rebbe, or someone with substantial influence on the group or that town’s inhabitants).
*On days when special joyous events happened to their past rebbes, e.g. they were freed from prison or concentration camp, or a decree affecting them was abolished.
IF THERE IS A BRIS IN THE SHULE NO TACHNUN….AND A BIG CHASSIDUS LIKE SKVER WHICH HAS ONE SHULE HAS A BRIS ALMOST EVREY DAY!!!!!!!!CHAZZAKAH THEY DONT NEED TO SAY TACHNUN!!
The minhag of many Chassidish kehilos is not to say tachanun at mincha!!!A number of explanations are offered:
They often daven until after shkiya, and according to many opinions tachanun may not be said after shkiya, so a blanket rule was instituted so as never to come to saying after shkiya, which in some kabbalistic sources danger is associated with this practice.
Tachanun by mincha requires intense concentration, which most people don’t have in the middle of their day.
CHASSIDEM HAVE REASONS FOR WHAT THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!ENOUGH OF LITVOCKS TELLING US WHAT DO DO!!!CHOOSIDParticipantHOW TO TELL IF SOMEONES NOT WEARING WOOL:
If it rains and your tzitzis dont smell like a donkey
thats an issue cuz it means your wearing cotten and
WOOLS THE WAY TO GO!!!!CHOOSIDParticipantTHERSE NO FOOD SHORTAGE IN BORO PARK!!!!!!
They need food they should speak to us chassidem!!
Were not running out of kugel.
Litvocks.CHOOSIDParticipantTHE POINT OF LEARNING IS TO CONNECT TO HASHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
DVEYKUS!!!!!!!!!!
IF YIDDEN ARE CONNECTING GOOD!!!!!! WHATS WITH YOU AND HAMENS FATHER?
IS THIS A PERSONELL THING?CHOOSIDParticipantTUNA IS A FISH?????????? NO ITS NOT!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A BAGEL!!!
YOU TROLL.May 23, 2022 10:41 pm at 10:41 pm in reply to: CAN WE TAKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE PAST OR FUTURE? #2090034CHOOSIDParticipantMenachst 29b:3 MOSHE RABEINU WENT TO THE FUTURE!!!
Rav Yehuda says that Rav says: When Moshe ascended on High, he found the Holy One, Blessed be He, sitting and tying crowns on the letters of the Torah. Moshe said before Hashem: Master of the Universe, who is preventing You from giving the Torah without these additions? Hashem said to him: There is a man who is destined to be born after several generations, and Akiva ben Yosef is his name; he is destined to derive from each and every thorn of these crowns mounds upon mounds of halacha. It is for his sake that the crowns must be added to the letters of the Torah.Moshe said before Hashem: Master of the Universe, show him to me. Hashem said to him: Return behind you. Moshe went and sat at the end of the eighth row in Rabbi Akiva’s study hall and did not understand what they were saying. Moshes strength waned, as he thought his Torah knowledge was deficient. When Rabbi Akiva arrived at the discussion of one matter, his students said to him: My teacher, from where do you derive this? Rabbi Akiva said to them: It is a halacha transmitted to Moshe from Sinai. When Moshe heard this, his mind was put at ease, as this too was part of the Torah that he was to receive. THIS IS TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!!CHOOSIDParticipantI heard from a Brelover mashpia (who used to be chabad) that Yidden have to start holding on to the strong mesorah of KUGEL and Bzchus that we will be protected.
CHOOSIDParticipantShortly after the first moon landing, the Lebavitcher Rebbe, pointed out that there is support in Torah for the notion that life exists on other planets. Furthermore, we can know something about that life through deduction from what the Torah tells us. Here is his argument:
In the Book of Judges, Deborah the prophetess sings about the victory of Barak over Sisera. In her song, she says, “Cursed be Meroz! Cursed, cursed be its inhabitants, says the angel of G‑d!”Where is Meroz, and who are its inhabitants? The Talmud8 gives two explanations, one of them being that Meroz is a star or planet. The heavenly bodies had also come to help the Israelites, as Deborah stated just one verse earlier, “From the heavens they fought, the stars from their orbits . . .” This star, however, which was the dominant star of Sisera, apparently did not come to their aid. And so, General Barak penalized Meroz—and its inhabitants.
CHOOSIDParticipantKEEP THIS THRAD GOING!!!!!!!!!!1
CHOOSIDParticipantTHE CHOOSID IS FIGHTING AN ISRAELI BUT THE ISRAELI IS FIGHTING HASHEM!!!!!!!!!!!1
The Brisker Rav’s explanation for why Iyov was punished with physical torment for remaining silent when Pharaoh asked his advice on dealing with the Jews: Iyov the Rav explained could readily have justified his silence with the claim that a defense of the Jews would have fallen on deaf ears. Hence the parallelism of the punishment with its implicit message for Iyov: When one suffers from pain crying out helps not a whit to remove the source of the pain but one cries out nonetheless because “az s’tut vay shreit mehn” (when it hurts one screams). WHEN YIDDEN DO AVEIROS AND YOU DONT SCREAM THATS A CHILLUL HASHEM!!!!!January 4, 2022 10:22 pm at 10:22 pm in reply to: Is the enthusiastic sholom aleichem a new thing? #2048175CHOOSIDParticipantShoolem Alichem!!
CHOOSIDParticipantAloe let me tell to you the way it has to go. We gunnu have to make a satmer organization to sponsor the campaign for Trump and he will get kushner to become satmer and then we have free satmer fleish
January 4, 2022 10:21 pm at 10:21 pm in reply to: 🦠😷Raise Your Hand if You’re in Quarantine!😷🦠 #2048172CHOOSIDParticipantStop raising your hands
January 4, 2022 10:21 pm at 10:21 pm in reply to: 🦠😷Raise Your Hand if You’re in Quarantine!😷🦠 #2048171CHOOSIDParticipantWhy are you quarentining? NONSENSE!!
CHOOSIDParticipantI only got the big bills. We need pennies for meshulachem
CHOOSIDParticipantLETS KEEP THIS UP!!!!!!!
CHOOSIDParticipantHAMOTZEY MECHAVAROH ALAV HARAYAH!!!!!!!
-Bava MetziahCHOOSIDParticipantI know a guy who i met in kerester in the coffee room who showed me in a Kuntres from a famous unknown Mashpia that movies destroy yiddishkeit.
CHOOSIDParticipantHASHEM HU HELOKIM….EIN OD MILVADO!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEARN DAVEN EAT CHULENT AND RELAX!!!!
HASHEMS RUNNING THIS WORLD.CHOOSIDParticipantYOU WANT A GOOD BAGEL?? In scver the Beis Meidresh Hagadal has a small little shop near the mikveh that sold bagels right out og Gan Eden. They stopped selling bagels. im still crying.
CHOOSIDParticipantMayby in the bagel store in kabul
CHOOSIDParticipantbefore i answering lets be clear:In places the Torah forbids a man to cut his facial hair:
“You shall not round off the corner of your head, and you shall not destroy the edge of your beard.” Then in the context of the laws of the Kohanim: “…nor shall they shave the edge of their beard…”
Noting that the Torah uses the Hebrew words for “shaving” and “destruction,” the Gemareh understands that the punishable offense in the Torah is shaving with a razor, in those days the only technique to fully destroy the hair.
How about trimming with a scissors, or otherwise cutting the beard but not achieving a clean shave? Many (starting with the Sefer Hachinuch) understand that the Rambam would consider such an act to be assur but not punishable.
There are halachic authorities (including the Tzemach Tzedek) who teach that, in addition to the issue of destroying the beard, cutting the facial hair of a man has the problem of Lo silbash, which is assur.The Rambam teaches that the reason the Torah forbade the destruction of the beard is because shaving was a practice of ancient idol-worshippers.In addition, Kabbalah attaches great importance to the beard, teaching that the “thirteen locks” of the beard are representative of Hashems thirteen Attributes of Mercy. Growing a beard makes one a beneficiary of the bounty which originates from Hashems compassion.Traditionally, Jews throughout the ages wore beards in order to not even come close transgressing the Torah’s command. This was true in Eastern Europe, where the vast majority of Jews grew full beards until the mid-nineteenth century.
As the winds of “enlightenment” spread to Eastern Europe, many people felt that WEARING A BEARD LABELD THEM AS BACKWARSD AND OLD-FASHIONED. Many Torah leaders, including the Chafetz Chaim, protested this change. Chassidim were in general less swayed by the modernization taking place around them, as is evident in their dress. Therefore, they—for the most part—did not feel compelled to shave their beards. In addition, the Kabbalistic reason mentioned above made the practice of growing a beard much more precious to them.LETS BE CLEAER: BEARDS STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE HASKALAH!!!! ALL GEDOLEM HAVE BEARDS!!!! SO YES!!! CHASSIDEM WANT TO HOLD ON TO THEIR HOLY UNBROCKEN MESORAH, AND WHILE THERE MAY BE HETEREM TO SHAVE, CHASSIDEM ARENT GUNNU TEACH THAT!!!! FOR GOOD REASON!!! WERE TRYING TO HOLD ON TO OUR HEILIGEH MESORAH AND BY MAKING IT CLEAR THIS IS HOW IT IS WE STAY STRONG!! ANI CHOMAH!!!!CHOOSIDParticipanti think mayby bringing him to a house with good kugel chulent beer thursday night tell him some chassidishe torah and this will work
CHOOSIDParticipantGESHMAK TO BE A YID!!!
ELUL!!!
TISHREI!!!
GESHMAK!!!!!!!!CHOOSIDParticipantI Think maybe I can suggesting a proper solution for this: ASK YOUR LOCAL ORTHODOX HASSIDICK RABBI!!
CHOOSIDParticipantChulent infused coffee. Therse this guy in a allyway in Uman who sells it before Chankah. Otherwise i dont know if you can get it anywhere
CHOOSIDParticipantIts called the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis song. i think electroencephalographically wrote the song and Floccinaucinihilipilification sings it. Its on the album titled Antidisestablishmentarianism
CHOOSIDParticipantCHULENT HEALS ALL!!
INGREDIENTS
2 yellow onions, chopped
2 small potatoes, cubed
2 pounds beef stew meat, cubed
2-4 marrow bones, optional
1 cup pearl barley
1⁄2 cup kidney beans
1 tablespoon paprika
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon turmeric
1⁄2 teaspoon chili powder
2 tablespoons honey
1 kishka, optional
3-4 cups of water
Salt and pepper to taste
PREPARATION
1. Place the onions and potatoes in the bottom of the slow cooker.2. Top with the beef stew meat and marrow bones. Sprinkle the meat with salt and pepper. Add the barley and kidney beans, then sprinkle on the paprika, cumin, turmeric and chili powder.
3. Drizzle the top of the cholent with honey, top with the kishka, then pour the water over the top to cover the beans. Cover the slow cooker and cook on low heat overnight, or for at least 8 hours.
CHOOSIDParticipantI feel like im a little bit of a learned person so mayby i can be of a clarification to the confused. The soul, or neshamah is the self, the “I” that inhabits the body and acts through it.You are not your body.
The neshameh is described as Hashems own breath animating us: “And Hashem breathed into his nostrils the breath of life.”
Evry existence requires a soul to sustain it—a “spark of G‑dliness” . A soul is not just the engine of life; it also embodies the why of a thing’s existence, its meaning and purpose. Yechidah connotes the essence of the soul—its unity with its source, the singular essence of Hashem. For the essence of the soul of man is “literally a part of Hashem above a piece of G‑d in us, so to speak. NOT KFERAH!!!The human neshameh is what sets the human being
above and apart from all other creations, even the angels. The angel may be more spiritual, but the human being is more G‑dly. -
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