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“The Tzionim brought their hatred out to the surface.”
Ever heard of the 1929 arab pogroms? Almost 20 years before the “medina” was even created, arab savages murdered 133 Jews including 68 in Hebron just for the simple fact that they were living in the land of their Forefathers. It’s almost as if you’re making an excuse for the arab brutalities.
I remember from a few years back (when I was still a lurked) there was this character named Moshe Rose who would also draw the ire of everyone. Is he/it Joseph as well?
Went to Bear Mountain State Park. It’s beautiful and it’s hard to believe it’s only like a half an hour drive away from Manhattan (sans traffic). Not sure what to do for Memorial Day though….
Not sure of the source but my neighbor does this all the time and it drives me nuts. They put bread on their porch and it usually flys all over and people step on the crumbs. In an ironic twist; by them giving the bread to the birds, it may cause themselves to not have bad Parnassa but causes their neighbors TO have the bad Parnassah instead as there is another Segula that stepping on bread is also bad for Parnassah. Go figure.
Yes I noticed it too. Pretty soon, I fear there’ll be threads on pony’s and Barbies and Unicorn Sprinkles and Fairy Dust and cupcakestickersbina (shudder) OMG!!!!!! WILL U B MY BFFFF?????????
(Please note I say these things in jest only)
Not worth it. The garbage will pile up quickly cause are no Bins (hehe). :p
Tikkun -Nope, but the Uncle of Captain Henry Morgan; the infamous (and delicious) pirate and rum mascot.
# 4 and 5 but only if it was on the first or second date.
Red – foggy glasses?? Yeeesh go easy on the poor guy… If a person “picks” his ears with his glasses does that still count? That’s a classic yeshivesh technique.
Tikkun – Nope that was Morgan Stanley.
That’s a great and powerful letter but I second Sac’s advice. It could turn an already awkward situation into a disastrous one. She might get creeped out and avoid you altogether. I’d leave the situation the way it is. You still have your other nieces and nephews who treat you with respect 🙂
I too suffer from stomach issues due to nervousness, anxiety etc. Whenever I’m nervous, I feel like I need the bathroom. I think I have IBS and I’ve scheduled an appointment with a Proctologist. I suggest you do the same. I wish you the best of luck!
My mother is obsessed with it. Zero interest for me. I was invited but I turned it down (Prince Charles scares me) :p
Away from the concrete jungles of Brooklyn. Ireland or Scotland. 2 beautiful lands of green.
I’m currently in a fist fight as well with my brother and cat. My bro wants to go hiking in Staten Island but I just want to sit next to a lake and relax. So far he is winning. He may have won the battle, but I will win the war…. 🙂
It’s easy to tell the gender of the poster. Usually females tend to be much more liberal with punctuation marks. Example: “what’s your favorite color????????” Or ” vanilla ice cream is delicious!!!!” = 99 percent of the time, a girl.
Someone who Davens with a bluetooth headset.
Yossi – Shkoiach 🙂 I have been on here for a few months but rarely commented.
lol indeed I did get it from The Truman Show. That seret was epic! I always try to imagine what happened after he walked off the set. You know, entering the real world for the first time. Wish they’d come out with The Truman Show 2 or something…
Fiji! As the great Truman Burbank said about Fiji “you can’t get any further away before you start coming back” Ahhhh….
Lemons and Snickers bars. But seriously, toast and tomato soup and an ice cold glass of OJ. After a long fast though some gatorade or powerade does wonders for me cause it rehydrates.
Tino Martinez
The guy who played Superman until he became paralyzed and became a big philanthropist
James Joyce
Arthur Conan Doyle
It’s also the leftist PC thugs who force Israel to remove vital checkpoints. Ehud Barak and Co have Jewish blood on their hands due to their stupidity and blindness so the yishmaeli savages can walk freely and murder. They unfortunately never seem to learn the lesson: The more you give in to the arab animals, the more they’ll kill. HY’D!
Kahana Tzodek!
You can have someone set up a password that blocks you from downloading apps or accessing the internet.
lol eclipse cause you sound like her. It’ll be kind of awkward if you are indeed my mother but I doubt she uses the coffeeroom. Nu and maybe it is a compliment…
lol Eclipse/Mom I’m sorry but it’s the BIG game. It’s just once a year (excluding the 162 game baseball season) I’m afraid I have no choice. :p
Yep I’m watching. Some delicious gastronomical delights, some ice cold brewskies and i’m all set. Go Pack! Avenge the Jets!
Extra salty matjas with onions (not too good for the heart or the breath though)
Charlie Hall sports a short, trimmed beard with glasses and a Kippa Sruga and likes to wear bow ties.
Sacrilege has dark hair and likes to roll her eyes for sport.
BT Totty looks like any typical 30ish BP Totty except he lacks the infamous Chassidish/Heimish accent (although a real pro can still detect it)
Eclipse looks like my mother.
Oomis is a short, plump woman who slightly resembles Mrs. Weasley (from Harry Potter) and bakes delicious pastries (especially pies)
(Please note that these descriptions are solely based on a figment of the authors imagination and in no certain way represent any actual likeness to the above persons)
The Wolf wear glasses half way down his nose in the classic professor style with a green tweed jacket and possibly with leather patches. Also his clothes smell like a tobacco pipe (in a good way) even though he probably doesn’t smoke, and he has a receding hairline in a style that only the wisest of men seem to feature.
The Snicket 🙂
On another note, why does it seem that a lot of Frum people (especially in the bp area) are terrified of cats and dogs? As a cat owner i always find it amusing when my neighbors cower in fear everytime they see my cat stare at them from the window. Also, seeing a full grown man running away from a little old woman walking a little old poodle is so sad.
How does one become a Mod? Where do the Mods train? Iv’e heard of Med school but never Mod school. Are you all centrally located in a giant corporate building or are you each Moding from home? Do you Mods know the Mods from VIN? Are you Mods rivales with VIN Mods? So many questions, so little time…
Don’t worry Avi, i failed not once, not twice, but 3 times! On the morning of the 4th test i made a deal with Hashem that if i get up for the Minyan he’d make me pass… and i did! Each time i failed i had to wait like a month to retake it and it felt like forever! All the ladies failed me and the 1 guy i had passed me. I think ladies are more meticulous when it comes to these things. Try to get a man if it’s possible.
Oy! I thought the Yanks would get him 🙁 Oh well, at least he’s far away from us in the NL East. Poor Mets, Haha…
Blinky – lol yup the count is pure evil. Lemony ain’t all that bad though
emoti- i have no idea :p haha
emoti
lol you’re not the only one 🙂
Haha payback’s awesome!!
Sacrilege
Taka you’re right! Oh well, you could always freeze dry.
Definitely the Chassidish bus! The Yeshivesh bus will just be singing Abish Brodt songs the whole time and make for a very somber and depressing trip. The Modern bus will probably stuff up the toilet and everyone will be named Avi or Josh so it’ll be a very confusing and the Chassidish bus while being far from perfect will have the best food and nigunim (i could eat gala and matjas herring all day) and they probably will all be wearing baseball caps which look both hilarious and adorable on any Chassid.
I love the Hamodia! They have the best news stories from AP while leaving out all the shmutz. Their Israel section is excellent as well as the magazine. My Shabbos is not complete without the Hamodia in front of me and a big bowl of extra salty garinim (sunflower seeds).
I always came here to check out Frum news and stuff but never had an account until i saw a Yankee thread.
Chosson- Deal! May he get hits every time he comes to bat; just insignificant ones…