MurphysLaw

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  • in reply to: BT wants to raise children without internet access… #1049876
    MurphysLaw
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    Good luck with it, they will get online somehow or-rather.

    Safer they do it with your permission on a filtered PC then on a unfiltered device.

    in reply to: What is the stupidest thing invented? #1042806
    MurphysLaw
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    This world…

    in reply to: Quote and 1 Liner Mashups #1121407
    MurphysLaw
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    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

    in reply to: We are new #1042918
    MurphysLaw
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    If you make something idiot-proof, someone, somewhere, will make a better idiot.

    in reply to: New bear cub (definitely not a sheep) #1042302
    MurphysLaw
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    Do tell us – boy or girl? (or both)

    Both would be cubs or cubbies…

    in reply to: Hebrew ring inscriptions/ engraving for wedding/ engagement ring #1030991
    MurphysLaw
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    I would not get them engraved as the resale value will drop…

    in reply to: Finding Out if It Will Be a Boy or Girl? #1028780
    MurphysLaw
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    Not worth the bother finding out, It could be both, or half of each…

    anyways, not worth getting to excited it can all go horribly wrong…

    in reply to: Zoos and Chometz #1196543
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    From what i understand, the zoos feed their prisoners on a regular basis. you not purchasing food for the duration of seven days will in no way affect the animals health. ignoring the fact that many people will still be wasting otherwise useful money on unnecessary fodder.

    You could try feeding the ducks moldy matzoh, but only if you Gebrok.

    in reply to: Who To Trust in the Coffee Room #1066630
    MurphysLaw
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    Trust Nobody, Ever…

    in reply to: The Fifth SonÖ #1011069
    MurphysLaw
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    Just thinking, The four sons…

    Non of them thinking the same = Wild action Shabbos afternoon…

    in reply to: inspiration for your coffee room name #1010661
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    Self Explanatory, but there again…

    in reply to: cleaning our brain for Pesach #1010967
    MurphysLaw
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    I suppose one could Koshor ones brain via radiotherapy?

    in reply to: This Segulah really works #1054759
    MurphysLaw
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    Tried and failed countless times.

    Rumor has it that it works best when the current occupier is already looking to relocate.

    in reply to: Engaged on 3rd date #1027020
    MurphysLaw
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    Long may it last…

    in reply to: Frum way to propose #1010355
    MurphysLaw
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    Fact:

    100% of divorces start with a marriage.

    in reply to: You know your not yet drunk if… #1007050
    MurphysLaw
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    if someone asks you “How much have you had to drink?”

    in reply to: maybe we all should stop getting drunk on purim #1056664
    MurphysLaw
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    @ charliehall

    I’ve never gotten drunk on Purim. Never will.

    They all say that…

    in reply to: Quote and 1 Liner Mashups #1121405
    MurphysLaw
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    Never mind the dog, Beware of the kids…

    in reply to: Why do women get blamed for getting divorced? #994144
    MurphysLaw
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    Fact:

    100% of divorces start with marriage…

    in reply to: How much do you give your wife per week for the family budget? #988003
    MurphysLaw
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    Whatever you give her – it wont be enough…

    in reply to: Travelling with 3 Adults on the back row #987509
    MurphysLaw
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    Motorbikes are designed to carry One Rider + optional passenger.

    Two Seater vehicles are designed to carry two passengers.

    Three seater vehicles are designed to carry three passengers.

    Four seater vehicles are designed to carry four passengers

    Five seater vehicles are generally designed to carry five passengers safely, albeit squashed.

    Six seater vehicles are designed to carry six.

    Seven seater vehicles are designed to carry seven.

    Eight – Sixteen their respective amount of passengers.

    Any more seats needed one should think about buying a coach or chartering a tram for in-town trips and a train, plane or ship for cross country/continental trips.

    Don’t forget a packed lunch and/or W/C visit first…

    Hope you had a smile from this post, as jam-packed cars are no joke!

    in reply to: Tipping a delivery boy – Mandatory or Optional? #920332
    MurphysLaw
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    Give him a couple thousand dollar tip so he will go sit and learn torah like a good yidishe boy should be…

    If not Jewish, of course not!

    He is being paid to do his job, give them a little and they will take the lot…

    History shows that when you give a man a little he takes the lot!

    To settle you own conscience supply a hot drink if he wants.

    in reply to: When is it time to divorce? #912033
    MurphysLaw
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    To the best of my knowledge, no survey has been carried out to prove the time for divorce,I guess it depends at what time of day you go to Beis Din.

    I would think early afternoon would be best, as to early/late the Dayonim might be sleepy/tired.

    in reply to: Boots Wielding Women #911197
    MurphysLaw
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    Iced,

    This is not good for my self-esteem, but excuse my ignorance, do you want women to walk around bare foot?

    Anyhow its incorrect to gaze at women in what can be understood to be a lustful manner, Or just general gazing is not recommended as it can lead to lewd thoughts.

    A quick look at your profile shows that you like subjects concerning the opposite gender:

    1: Gender Segregation in Jewish Cemeteries

    2: Who are the Quiet Girls Supposed To Marry?

    3: Why Are Men More Intelligent Than Women?

    4: “Better Boys Than Girls??”

    5: touching one’s nieces

    6: Women Driving

    If your desperate for a shidduch I would suggest you change some of your views concerning women.

    If your married already, I would suggest you keep your eyes on your own wife.

    in reply to: Birthday Brachos #1046267
    MurphysLaw
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    What do you wish someone on their 120th birthday?

    …Have a great day!

    in reply to: Post Here to Add/Change Your Subtitle #1199161
    MurphysLaw
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    Please?

    ”Is,

    If Anything Can Go Wrong…

    …It Will!”

    in reply to: What to wear on first date #910425
    MurphysLaw
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    caleefornia:

    As we have not heard from you for 13 Hours, I guess the date failed.

    Better luck next time.

    Perhaps, you should not be getting your dressing tips from YWN coffee room!

    in reply to: Stovetop cholent #995112
    MurphysLaw
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    Thanks @ Baloochi,

    Best cholent I’ve had in a long time.

    in reply to: Awkward Situation with Sensitive Information #907059
    MurphysLaw
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    Why is everyone still repeating what I said two days ago?

    The Man wants attention -Dont give it to him.

    There is a reason she didn’t want him and one of them was quiet obviously spite!

    This should be the last post on this subject.

    in reply to: Awkward Situation with Sensitive Information #907033
    MurphysLaw
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    Makes me wonder what could be wrong with you?

    Such questions are for your rabbi, not to be plastered on a public forum.

    I would not go your-self as you are obviously involved in the situation (nogaia-b’dovor) and might get ignored.

    (Plus you should not be following up on her, that is akin to stalking and is 100% wrong.)

    in reply to: OTD Phenomenom #907233
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    OTD Off the Derech

    Can also stand for…

    OTD Of the Day

    OTD Out The Door

    OTD Office of Technology Development

    OTD On the Door

    OTD Doctor of Occupational Therapy

    OTD On Time Delivery

    OTD Overseas Trained Doctor

    OTD Observed Time Difference

    OTD Optical Transient Detector

    OTD Order-To-Delivery

    OTD Occupational Therapy Doctorate

    OTD Open Technology Development

    OTD Open the Door (social networking website)

    OTD Office of The Director

    OTD Office of Tourism Development (Maryland)

    OTD Older Than Dirt

    OTD On the Double

    OTD Orthogonal Transmit Diversity

    OTD Ornithine Transcarbamylase Deficiency

    OTD Operational Test Director

    OTD Object Type Definition (Java)

    OTD Old Telephone Directories (pulp and paper industry)

    OTD Open Technical Dictionary (Electronic Commerce Code Management Association)

    OTD Oakland Touchdown (bridge building project; California)

    OTD Off Topic Discussion (forums/newsgroups)

    OTD On the Dot

    OTD Ottawa Therapy Dogs (Canada)

    OTD Obsessive Twilight Disorder

    OTD Oculotrichodysplasia

    OTD Old Tablers Deutschland (Germany)

    OTD One Touch Down (automotive power window function)

    OTD Obsessive Twitter Disorder

    OTD Organ Tolerance Dose

    OTD Official Test Day

    OTD Oh, The Drama

    OTD Operations & Training Division

    OTD Operator Trunk Dialing (telecommunications)

    OTD One Time Developed

    OTD On-Time Departure (airlines)

    OTD Operations Training Directorate

    OTD Organizational Theory and Dynamics

    OTD Offer to Dedicate (California)

    in reply to: Stovetop cholent #995103
    MurphysLaw
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    @ baloochi.

    A bean free cholent! -sounds great!

    Will try it this week. good to hear someone out there that dislikes beans as-well.

    Its a well known fact that they do all sorts…

    But who threw the punch?

    in reply to: Post to PostóNOT #1047459
    MurphysLaw
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    If anything can go wrong, -it will.

    in reply to: Post to PostóNOT #1047458
    MurphysLaw
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    A mans got to do what a mans got to do…

    in reply to: Cholov Yisroel V.S. Cholov Stam #903485
    MurphysLaw
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    These days when kosher milk is so freely available, i see no reason you should have to buy non kosher milk?

    Should you in the very unlikely case, be left with no choice i would say you could buy non kosher cows milk. buy a famous brand, as they will be less likely to feel the need to add anything to save costs. As they would be worried about getting caught out.

    in reply to: Two Things to Remember Before You Order Your Palestinian Passport #906800
    MurphysLaw
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    FYI

    The British were responsible for thousands of deaths during the second world war, even intentionally sinking ships full of refugees trying to escape Hitler.

    The Palestinians are the ones who rightfully own the land until the messiah comes.

    CrazyBrit, Don’t let it get to your head, but thanks for standing up for The Old Blighty, the English language needs your moral and practical support.

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