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stop whining and take ownership. unless you have diabetes, you can lose the weight and be happier and healthier. stop going straight to the pantry when youre stressed, and hit the gym instead. if you can’t control your weight now, just wait until you have a few kids.
gotta be more specific homie. no white pants before labor day is a good start doe. gotta resist dat urge.
psh da reason r shach said no touro is bc even he knew dat a touro diploma isn’t worth da paper it’s printed on. at least have the dignity to go to da baruch school for young syrians who can’t read good. smh @ all u touro kids
psh, you doods ar amateurs. i pretend my hagada doesn’t have commentary so i can keep my made up gems to myself.
i’m bringing style back, those yeshiva guys don’t know how to act. ladies, dudes, errybody: hit me wit yo fashion q’s.
pupa, happy to see you have begun using my lingo. i appreciate u homie.
i try my hardest not to, but it happens.
more than 5 steps and/or ingredients. NOPE.
tell your old man that he isn’t being paid by the word and needs to skip to the action before someone dies of boredom. better yet, halfway through one of his divrei torah, go “mah haavoda hazos lachem” and duck.
I guess you play fast and loose wit nekudos too. it starts with shiurim, but where does it end? a slippry slope: WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE???!!
tell me about dis crazy house, sounds my speed. actually don’t, i need to stay awake.
can someone just make a bracket for yeshivish minivans plz.
dis alta bochur sound like a boss. you’re lucky to have known him.
yo u must be british or sumthing cuz here in are country theyre called significant figures. gotta science right my man.
I can hardly stay awake talking to lakewood dudes, can’t even imagine what it must be like dating one. maybe one of those “ran a pool hall out of his dira” types, but I only seem to find da ones who wont shut up about the irv. i feel for u girls.
lol meat value. on point.
lol girls be cray.
yo if u sy, dj is where it’s at.
yo I thought navi was wit dat divine inspiration. also dat kav/kavei trick is supatrippy.
so God was being intentionally inexact when he wrote the passuk, to show us that we can be inexact too? trippin. wish he put sum spelling mistakes up in there too.
don’t be a sheep. quest.
objective ethical standpoint
lol wut
mystery solved. b.y. girl learning to drive. ywia.
So many questions. how u kno he was drunk? 90 mph? a he?
lol i bet dude was trying to style on her by going thru ezpass. enjoy the 40 dolla ticket meng.
So Brooklyn girls are vain and stupid? What else is new.
I’ll be the first to answer your questions directly:
1.” What’s up” is that they’ve realized that it is economically efficient for them to offer prizes, particularly when the prizes are donated.
2. No, as long as it’s economically efficient.
3. No, as evidenced by all of the charity given without the incentive of a prize; however, given the choice between donating a dollar with the chance of earning a prize and a dollar without that possibility, any rational actor would choose the former.
This may be the least economically sound theory since 9/9/9. Hint: fungible and non-fungible goods cannot be interchanged or hold the same value, at least not for long. At any rate, the empirical answer is staring you in the face: girls want to be able to say that they are marrying a learner. They are fed this view by their high schools, seminaries, friends, and parents. Notice that boys are grouped by shadchanim not by their past or present, but their future: in your hypothetical, the shadchan would put the 25-year-old in the “earner” pile and the 22-year-old in the “learner” pile, despite the same number of years in learning. This explains the decision-making process made by the vast majority of girls, either explicitly or behind the scenes, in the sense that they won’t even be redt to the 25-year-old earner in your hypothetical.
I have never seen an answer so clearly embedded in a question. Bravo.
Leopard print. The tighter the better.
Nosson Stein’s: 3 sides and back, 8 in the front
Everywhere else: 3 everywhere
Most of the old dudes marry 3+ women, so they’re more than carrying their fair share. Stop hating.
Yo grandpa, can you give us some more examples of a “real life decision” besides taking city buses or riding the train down to Baltimore?
Did you begin yelling “Godwin! Godwin!” at her?
Please tell me you did…
*Ring Ring Ring*
(‘;’)): “Hello?”
(-.-)): Did YOU light outside? If not, why not? (if it’s not dangerous in your neighborhood). The gemara, rif, rambam, rosh, shulchan aruch,etc. clearly say the mitzva is to light outside. So why did YOU not perform the mitzva of lighting neiros chanuka?
(‘;’)): “G-d? Is that you!?!”
(-.-)): “No, it’s longarekel.”
(‘;’)) …
That would be
the shortest civil war
of all time.
Also your misapplication
of the word “evil”
and characterization
of an army protecting
those who are (maybe) learning
as “immoral”
discredits your entire statement
and makes you look
like an idiot.
sorry 🙁
Would you people
recognize the ANECDOTAL nature
of this thread/poster
and stop making
SWEEPING GENERALIZATIONS?
And what is this stupidity
about neshamos?
To Serve Man
“IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!”
LOL
Ayyo,
I have a PROBLEM
on this front:
my AMEX BLACK CARD
weighs down whichever
side of my pants
I keep it on.
SUGGESTIONS?
I have yet to hear
ONE COGENT REASON
as to why
a simple reporting system
is not being
UTILIZED??
The GEMARA says:
On TU BA’AV
(coming up shortly)
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
dance in the field
the BEAUTIFUL ones say
“women were created for beauty”
the ones with DAT YICHUS say
“women were made to
have (choshuv) children”
the ugly ones would say
“marry me despite my dress size,
but still gives me DEM NICE CLOTHES”
The parallel for today?
UNFORTUNATELY
no more dancing : (
(“WE’RE NOT ON THE MEDREIGA!!”)
but they’re still using
the same lines…
Thanks,
but your welcome may be
short lived
the waiting half an hour
for your post to go through
may force me
to seek greener pastures.
: (
We say good bye,
But we may not cry,
for I’m modding posts at 2AM and all day
and only complaints is what you say.