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give the guy a bottle of shnopps. He will put it to good use!!!!!!
we have a klal that goyim cant be trusted for aidus. therefore how can u rely on them that something they say is chazaar is really chazaar. Furthermore there is no hechsher on macdonalds saying that it is reaslly treif. i was mitxtareif these two svaaras and if you also realize that all live pigs are anoy ben yomo and are cold, there is no problem to eat in macdonalds because after all lo nitnah hatorah limalachay hashurays.
POPA ARE YOU A POSEK?????????
daas yochid im not sure what your point is or what the links prove…..
how bout heinekin souffle
or grey goose
are u guys mekubalim???? how do you know??
or is this one of those conversations that ppl argue about things they dont know??
jack daniels ala glenlivet
i dont think anyone gets divorced after 60 years
what does AK stand for?? arkansas???
shlishi you may be The CR Bronze Medal Winner! but do u know what u r talking about??
let me clarify folks.
my name is chayav. nobody is sure my of my gender or age status. i used to also comment under the name stamagoy. I know thats shocking and treacherous but get over it. at a certain point i stopped commenting under that name so i gave it to my sister who may be a teenaged girl or a bubby just like me. im gonna leave that for you to figure out.
and to my einikel its so sweet that you back me up on everything but i just want to know which einikel you are cuz i have 100 einiklach
spread poison on ur lips that way u wont touch them
miller
samuel adams
becks
newcastle
bluemoon
heres the next five
heinikin
corona
bud light
budweiser
yuengling
3 days is more than 2 days
-eight grade rebbe
a line is a bar
-classmate
the water sinks to the top
-science teacher
the smell of shnopps. especially glenlivet
eclipse let me guess you saw the video on matzav?? dou comment there under a different name??
eclipse thank u very much for the compliment. but in reality i am a bubby that pretends to ba a bachur so that i can say all the things that i have always wanted to say.
Keywords:alter hime, amuligiyuren, zeeskite,einikel
and my einikel can back me up
i remember when houses costed 50grand
-drink all the alcohol that they put on the table
-compliment them on their liquor selection
the shoresh of the word ahava is hav which means to give. when the giving in a marriage is compromised, it causes shalom bayis issues. people have to stop being so selfish
if u are looking to lose weight and want a good substitute for mayo when making tuna use mustard. its vey good
they have a chosson and kalla directory with all the important things u need to know and with locations and prices. u can pik one up in many of the stores in bkln
did u really once kill a lion??
im so surprised that so many of the posters are from miami. i thought most wud be fro tristate area
weight watchers all the way
realbrisker i heard a really funny brisk joke
there is a brisker that is confronted by a man that is going to kill him. the brisker realizes this so he makes the bracha on dying al kidish hashem. the killer looks at the brisker and gets scared so he starts running away. the brisker realiozes his bracha might turn into a bracha livatala so he starts saying NNUUUUUUUUU NNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
can someone tell me what section 8 is. is it bankruptcy??
POST EDITED
Please do not be intrusive.
wow u really are a human spel cheker
the good old days are the good old now
so next time u see an ipod be happy dont have a cow
in the next dor there will be all new stuff
things uve never heard of like elkorpees cluff
people wiill look back and ask in surprise
do u remember the days of the internets uprise
the days of cell phones, skype and all of that
now we have new stuff thats all old hat
enjoy life now guys!!!!!!!! 🙂
the twin towers and the recession will all be old news
at poeple used to go on to yeshiva world news
try the feast its good
i think the important things are
big house
nice car
a lot of money
wears expensive clothes
and has good liquor
eclipse how many consecutive posts have u had on one thread??
eclipse ur creative
but just a wonder
why are ur posts in rhyme
like this we r left to ponder
in the alter hime/ amuligiyuren
life was much more simple
people didnt freak out
just because of one pimple
being fat was okay
thats how it was
but now we r all on diets
to get rid of extra fuzz
no cellphones,ipads,you tube
and a lot more
thats how it was
in the previous dor
but next one will be worse
with all new things
with flying cars, and usb’s for the brain
and lazer beam rings
so dont complain when
ur kids use the lingo, and text
be happy ur in this dor
and not the next
amichai is a classic bnei akiva shliach name so lets do something about that
All done. Hope you have enjoyed. Sorry if you don’t
“Eighty-Eight”
ItcheSrulik
Resident College “Shaigetz”
seeing ur subtitle i thought you were gonna say some apikorsis but i guess not
cshapiro i always thought u were a guy.
it depends on ur age whether u shud stand up for a female thats the same age
if you are 17 you shouldnt because at that age they have no problem standing so clearly your motive is to talk to her
if you are 45there is still no need because she can stand fine and she is probably married so you shudnt talk to her
if you are in your 60s than u shud ask her if she wantsa to sit but if she says no dont insist
if ur in ur 80s definately stand up because if u dont she will probably tell you straight to ur face that ur disrespectful for not getting up
guys we want ur opinions AS LONG AS THEY ARE SHORT SWEET AND TO THE POINT. please dont cut and paste whole essays to prove ur point because we all know that nobody reads long posts. so for all of u thatr just quoted things please repost a summary of ur point
i come on on shabbos because i cant handle not being on but i am too imbarrassed to post on shabbos so i wait till after to post
🙁
just kidding
how about
1)turn the dining room into a beach
2)put a pool in the bais medrash
3)put a car in the bais medrash
i think i get the award for being the best bubby of 2011
you guys are nothing compared to me im really perfect at least thats what my mommy says
realbrisker the internet is lifnay eiver but the make ris not jewish. every site that has inappropriate things is lifnay eiver in its own right
yochie you are so wrong
i know rabbeim that like being texted so that they can respond without having to be on the phone because they are constantly on the phone otherwise
i think it comes from a mishna in yuma that says there is no diff btwn adar aleph and beis (including purim katan) except shaloch monos megillah and matanos leevyonim
so tefillah and getting drunk are the same!!!!!!!
im feeling left out here… how late can I call u??
mak3e sure his parents have good shnopps
🙂
if you dont understand the need for chemistry maybe you should stop going out till you understand
so whats the maskana am i a bubby or a bochur??