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What bracha does one make on this recipe?
Sheha’hole’ nihye bidvaro?
Apples and oranges.
Not necessarily. The analogy is true in some areas. The dangers of both cigarettes and internet are somewhat reduced by a filter, but both remain highly dangerous and highly addictive even with a filter
crazybrit lol I really enjoyed that! Very good!
BTW for those not on a diet who have a sweet tooth and want to try your idea with an added sweet twist, measure out 100g of cheerios and add their centres to the mixture!
I would put the centres of pineapple rings on the top of the cheese cake to decorate it but one of my kids is allergic to pineapples.
Sweet & sour salmon, pasta, salad, and eggplant in chilli.
Goq i grew up without olives so when I first tried them I was not impressed, buy hey when I went to yeshiva in Israel if you didnt eat olives there was nothing much to eat for breakfast or supper… lol, and now I’m addicted! Sound familiar anyone?
That neighbor is a media sensation. I am so pleased ywn posted a link cos I just loved his interview. What a dude!
Perhaps what the modern chasid means (does dan es kol haADAM lekaf zechus apply to trolls?) is that after first reviewing any link, as I’m sure ywn does, they could/should have posted a disclaimer saying something like ‘contains strong language’ or similar
“Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon”
Because if you say in conversation the words empty, mpty, mty or mt,
they sound the same, whereas isl or il do not sound the same as aisle. IMO of course!
Haifagirl do you agree?
Hey aisle is close but not correct. Remove the first letter and you have isle which sounds the same. But then it doesnt work out. Removing the last letter leaves you with isl which us pronounced “is” with an l at the end. Then without the middle letter and you have il which is what you feel when you go to a doctor!
The correct answer is empty! Can you think of any others?
SaysMe both your answers are correct. Well done.
Who can attempt the third question (no tricks)
It’s as several smart posters have mentioned or alluded to, underground.
More:
1. Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
2. What is the longest word in the
dictionary?
3. Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
Chuck Norris has braile on his foot so blind peoole know what hit them
A quicky:
Which English word begins and ends with the letters “und”?
Day 35:
35mm was my first camera’s film. Remember those? It was an expensive one – it had a built in flash!!
That’s why I always buy suits
that are three sizes too big
DY Thats the first serious thing you’ve posted here for a long time ☺. By the way is the whole suit 3 sizes too big or only the pants…
Id like a second opinion
WIY You are usually ‘Well Informed’ yourself… Lol. Well dont panic, you still have 3 years to find out!
Clothes have a din of orlah?
Sure. Didnt you know? When you buy clothes you can’t wear them for 3 years.
BaalHabooze a smart question. May you and all klal yisrael continue to have only nachas from all their children!
The answer I know is that things that come thru a nes are not subject to the regular stuff so fruit from a nes are not subject to orlah just as clothes from a nes are more subject to shatnez etc.
The second pronunciation is completely silent!!
The 3 most read words in the English language are… :
Made In China
yekke2 I came here to post another question on emor but just read yours and do you know I thought of the same question over shabbos. I answered it that before matan torah a person was only jewish if their father was, not their mother like nowadays.
The question I wanted to post is on the same topic – Rashi said the Ben Isha Yisraelis had become a ger and that shevet Dan did not let him set up tent among them. I was wondering, where did all the gerim set up their tents? There were many gerim who joined klal yisrael in the midbar. Did they have their own area? And where did the eruv rav have their tents? And when they conquered eretz yisrael, which portion did the gerim get?
yekke2 I came here to post another question on emor but just read yours and do you know I thought of the same question over shabbos. I answered it that before matan torah a person was only jewish if their father was, not their mother like nowadays.
The question I wanted to post is on the same topic – Rashi said the Ben Isha Yisraelis had become a ger and that shevet Dan did not let him set up tent among them. I was wondering, where did all the gerim set up their tents? There were many gerim who joined klal yisrael in the midbar. Did they have their own area? And where did the eruv rav have their tents? And when they conquered eretz yisrael, which portion did the gerim get?
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the
Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that
Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with
a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
When Chuck Norris enters a room,
he doesn’t turn the lights on, he
turns the dark off.
When Chuck Norris looks in a
mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid
enough to get in between Chuck
Norris and Chuck Norris.
Brett Favre can throw a football
over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can
throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris.
He is the end of all things.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes
straight from March 31st to April
2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on
Google it doesn’t say, “Did you
mean Chuck Norris?” It simply
replies, “Run while you still have
the chance.”
Etc etc etc
Please share the content
It’s a nickname for Shana
Probably more of a nickname for Shaina which is a completely different name to Shoshana.
Overhead: Pesach Shainy is the day
that shows us that there is always a second chance…
I’m happy to ask people to advertise in the yearbook which will help keep our costs down.
I have already had 2 excellent responses, the first from Tasters Choice, and the second from the CEO of the CRMRH (Coffee Room Moderators Retirement Homes) Group International, who is a fellow mysteriously calling himself Ex-Mod 80
Ouch… that hurt. And I am
shomer negiah
What about when you poke someone on facebook?
Some felt attracted by her style while others were repelled by it. But why are people surprised that the iron lady had a magnetic personality?
Can’t believe Kim Jong Un has won
North Korea’s Got Talent AGAIN.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself…
Here’s a better question:
Q. How many mods does it take to change a subtitle?
A. Only one, but you gotta get lucky…
If Apple would begin making cars,
Would they have windows?
How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes six visits!
Things I love doing-
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It seems the Copenhagen Conference have imported the Prague Golem to be their organizer
The Rov in our shul even prefers adults, or at least bar mitzva boys, to do pesicha at anim zemiros, and that the chazan should say the anim zemiros and not the boys. He considers it a great kavod when he is given the pesicha, much to the amazement of non regular mispallelim
Its a sfek sfaika: should I wear them in or out, and if out, should they be under or over the belt…
I’m puzzled why the main Rav in the
area who also supervises the hechsher on the pizza would not want the pizza store open on motzei pesach. Can anyone supply possible reasons?
Eight poles for carrying vessels in the Mishkan:
Two for the Aron,
Two for the Shulchan,
Two for the Mizbayach Hazahav, and
Two for the Mizbayach Hanechoshes.
Welcome back to shticky guy. He managed to keep himself away for a long time but just popped his head around the coffeeroom door to say hi, hows the pesach cleaning doing everyone!
I gave a loud shout and a cheer
When I saw the old limerick thread appear
I came to drop in
Before the Yom Hadin
Which falls at the start of each year
I have a request of my friends
At the time that we all make amends
With a plea quite overt
That if you I did hurt
Or did something that you thought offends
Then I ask you ?????? and ???????
to practice some ?????? ?????
by being forgiving
at what you find hard reliving
and have pity ???? ?? ?? ????
I love coming here on this site
for relaxation and not to fight
but after the asifa
I think about lot teefer
and just want to do what is right
so I have been staying away
from things that could lead me astray
?after droshos so rousing
on the dangers of browsing
but I’m sure I’ll be back here some day
I thank every editor and moderator
from recent to original creator
much I have gained
and I feel real pained
there is no site that I like greater
????? ?????? ????
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Coffee moderators need not wait longer than 6 hours before they meat again
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster
It’s a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation
The indecisive rower couldn’t choose
either oar
A cardboard belt would be a waist of
paper
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting
range, you won’t know what you’re
missing
Old colanders never die, they just
can’t take the strain anymore
I dropped out of my communism
class because of lousy Marx
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like
a banana
My new theory on inertia doesn’t
seem to be gaining momentum
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix so don’t drink and derive
Henceforth, cannibalistic Jews shall
be referred to as “The Snackabees”
I usually take steps to avoid elevators
The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo
and dispensed with formality
I got a gold filling and put my money
where my mouth is
From the happy one :
call someone and ask is max
there if they say no say i’ll leave a
message. keep on doing this till
they get annoyed then call and say
this is max is there any messages
for me…
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/good-jokes/page/29#post-402976
A German couple have moved into number 4 opposite us. They seem nice. I think he’s a bit paranoid, though. He says he’s living in fear.
I used to think that’s why chassanim cry; when they look up and see their shvigger circling…
But seriously, in one of the sefarim I learned as a chassan it brought an ???? to ????? be ????? ????? under your ????.