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  • in reply to: Hallel with Bracha on YH? #1724823
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    I said a (mostly) Shabbat morning P’sukei D’zimra, and Hallel (in it’s proper place in davening) with a bracha.

    in reply to: Hachnosas Kalah or Mishuluchim during the day. #1721546
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    A meshuloch wandered into shule this morning 10 minutes after the last minyan ended. He still got up on the bima and made a speech to the 3 people left in the shule.

    in reply to: What do you eat Erev Pesach? #1717508
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    “Hot dogs and hamburgers off the grill . . .”

    That’s what we’re having for lunch on the last day of the chag. Chicken wings too, I think.

    in reply to: How much did you pay for your hand shmura matza? #1717509
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    “How many pounds/kilos of handmade shmura matzos does everyone here buy for their family to cover the eight-day Yom Tov?”

    We buy 1 kilo for the 7 day chag. I’m the only one that eats it after the first day, and I have no problems finishing all that by myself. I love hand-made shmura matza.

    in reply to: Which suit do i wear? #1714255
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    Why wear a suit at all? I’ve worn a suit (and tie) exactly once in the last 11 1/2 years.

    in reply to: Grape Juice Light #1710586
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    Funny thing is, at Osher Ad the big plastic bottles of Kedem are cheaper than the Israeli grape juice, so that is what we use. And I did ask our LOR about this tonight, and he told me the Kedem (regular, I didn’t ask about the lite version) is fine for use all year round, including for the Seder.

    in reply to: MOSHIACH HAS ARRIVED IN YERUSHALAYIM!! #1699998
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    I’ll take a bus to Yerushalayim. If he’s not Moshiach, I can always take a bus home.

    in reply to: How to become a Gadol (not the bar mitzva kind)? #1699997
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    First thing you have to do is get off the internet.

    in reply to: Which internet filter do you use? #1697116
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    “Im confused why people proudly announce they have no filter. No Rabbanim condone that.”

    For all the “chareidim” here who claim to follow this or that Rebbe, shlit”a, or this or that Rosh Yeshiva, shlit”a – none of their Rebbiem would allow their followers to be on this website, let alone be on the internet for non-parnassa reasons. So all the people on the internet, even with filters, well, that defeats the whole reason of “following a Rebbe” to begin with.

    in reply to: Danger in America anyone else considering moving?!?! #1693553
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    “Did the gedolim say to move to Eretz Yisrael? Please name them.”

    The Torah says to live in E”Y. Gedolim aren’t always correct.

    takahmamash
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    As long as her parents have the required $100,000 check for the boy, there’s no problem.

    in reply to: Torah in the 5 towns #1689694
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    “It’s assur to leave Eretz Yisroel for a visit.”
    My parents were ill and dying, and then for the shiva,. Still going to maintain that it’s assur?

    “You Zionists will really jump on any opportunity to derail a thread, won’t you?”
    Yes.

    “It’s amazing to me that i can visit מדינת ישראל and see people that think it’s not גלות even with a pride parade going on in ירושלים
    Still better to be here than there.

    in reply to: What cell phone do you have? #1689693
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    I have an LG 3. I think I bought it used, and I have no idea how much I paid for it. It works, that’s what’s important.

    in reply to: Torah in the 5 towns #1689491
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    “. . . 5T may seem OOT but it really has it all from the perspective of a frum couple or family seeking to relocate but stay close to real world . . .”

    You’re living in a fantasy world, my friend. The “real world,” such as it is, is not anywhere on the western side of the Atlantic. Your 5T is certainly OOT, as is Monsey, Williamsburg, Boro Park, Flatbush, Lakewood, and the list goes on and on.

    It’s sad that the “frum couple or family” you mention so often treats E”Y as a spiritual Disneyland, but never gives a thought to what Hashem has written in his Torah over and over again. It’s amazing to me that I can visit the U.S. and see people read the words “וקבצנו מארבע כנפות הארץ לארצנו “, yet it apparently makes no impact.

    in reply to: Most popular songs played at simchos #1688985
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    Shwekey, Im Eshkachech.

    If he’s singing it, he needs to make sure he can hit the high notes, or it ruins the song.

    in reply to: Which internet filter do you use? #1688866
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    None

    in reply to: What music do you listen to while exercising? #1688867
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    I’ve got about 1800 songs, and my music is always set on shuffle. I never know what’s coming up next.

    in reply to: being late to davening #1684822
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    I hope by now that mik5 has learned to be on time for davening!

    in reply to: Is “shushing” the “shusher” nekama? #1683298
    takahmamash
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    True story:
    Many years ago, I davened regularly in a largish shule. My makom was in the front. In the row in front of me were several talkers, who happened to be machers in the shule. On one Shabbat, they were talking particularly loudly. I turned around (so I was not facing them), and shushed them quietly. One of the men took exception to this, and berated me right then and there.

    I changed seats the next Shabbat, and I never did move back to that spot.

    Right before Rosh Hashana that year, he came up to me, apologized, and asked mechila for embarrassing me the way he did. He said he realized that he was wrong, and that he had been working on not talking during davening. He even invited me to move back to the original seat. Of course, I forgave him, but I didn’t move back to the old seat.

    And by the way, to 1: There is a conservative shule down the street from where I daven in the mornings – they have well attended minyanim 3 times a day, every day. So yes, many go only 3 times a year, but there are some who go 3 times a day.

    in reply to: how about sending a simple mishloach manos? #1680392
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    “Please, no home made stuff!”

    You’ve obviously never tasted my wife’s chocolate chip cookies, have you. You’d be begging for more.

    in reply to: The humus is tainted! (but in a good way!)🌶️ #1676929
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    Chummus, is that better for you?

    in reply to: The humus is tainted! (but in a good way!)🌶️ #1676847
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    RY23, what “dirt” are you referring to?

    in reply to: Siddur #1672909
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    I wanted to update my post “upthread” concerning the no longer published Minchas Yerushalayim siddur.

    One of my daughters was looking through my old Coffee Room posts, and saw what I had written about this particular siddur. She took it upon herself to ask on a few Yerushalayim based Facebook groups if anyone had this siddur to sell or give away. One woman did; all my kids chipped in and had it rebound, and gave it to me as a birthday present. I was (and still am) ecstatic!

    (BTW, as it turns out, I knew the woman who gave the siddur to my daughter!)

    in reply to: Is it healthy for yehiva bochurim to learn from a artscroll? #1672878
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    Poor boy learning from Artscroll will probably have less shidduchim redt to him, thereby increasing the shidduch crisis.

    in reply to: shopping at a new super grocery store vs the corner grocery store. #1668740
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    I shop at the bigger stores. The makolet will invariably be more expensive. Many of the makolets will insist on a minimum charge to use a credit card, which is in violation of their agreements with the credit card companies.

    in reply to: The Death of the "Normal" Minyan #1668744
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    “Davening in chutz l’aretz is of poor quality. It is rote. Plain an simple. ”

    Not any more or less so than in E”Y.

    in reply to: Tzniut Problems In The 5 Towns #1668739
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    joseph, yes, he would say that. What people do on their own is between them and Hashem.

    in reply to: Tzniut Problems In The 5 Towns #1668616
    takahmamash
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    I think y’all need to start worrying about yourselves and your immediate families. As my Dad z”l used to say, “MYOB!”

    in reply to: Chillul Hashem Week – AKA Yeshiva Break #1668433
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    How about you go and take your abortion discussion and open another thread? T22t, did you seriously have to hijack a thread about one topic and turn it into another? Where’s your derech eretz?

    in reply to: girls learning gemara #1662760
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    “Besides this is where it all starts, we know what r’l comes next.”

    Two of my daughters learned Gemara in midrasha, before they went into the IDF. I assume that’s what you mean by “what r’l what comes next.” Despite what you think, they came out OK, despite having learned Gemara and two years in the IDF, B”H.

    in reply to: How Close Are You To Your Cousins? #1662752
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    Joseph, I have tried. The uninterested ones don’t reply to VMs I’ve left, or emails, or messages on Facebook. One of my cousins even flew to Israel for 10 days, and never attempted to reach out to me while she was here. (And yes, she knows I live in Israel.)

    in reply to: How Close Are You To Your Cousins? #1662224
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    I keep in touch with some of my cousins via Facebook. Others, I call every once in a while to catch up. Some other of my cousins are simply not interested in keeping in touch at all, so I don’t bother.

    in reply to: girls learning gemara #1661805
    takahmamash
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    Yes.

    Next topic please.

    in reply to: Darchei Binah Sem Girls Coming For Shabbos #1660110
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    I am trolling.

    We actually have two girls from Darchei Binah coming for Shabbat next week – but one of them is the daughter of close friends from Baltimore, and we’ve known her since she was a little kid. In fact, my kids used to babysit for her and her siblings. The rest of it was just, you know, trolling.

    She’s not nebby. Her mom tells us that the daughter doesn’t own any Gap sweatshirts.

    We’re very much looking forward to having her and her friend for Shabbat.

    Relax, everyone. We’re good.

    in reply to: Is It Assur To Go On A Cruise? #1657916
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    This debate has already been done. Do you really need to do this again? You can’t just find the old debate and see what everyone thinks?

    takahmamash
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    Spread some hummus or chopped liver on your computer. That’s how you add a Jewish flavor to working online.

    in reply to: Must you be wealthy to live in Los Angeles? #1655979
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    Cheaper to live in E”Y, and certainly better for one’s spiritual life as well.

    in reply to: How Will The New Minimum Wage Laws Affect “Cleaning Help” #1655976
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    CTLawyer: wishing you and your wife the best, hoping that she is able to come home soon and have a complete recovery.

    in reply to: How Will The New Minimum Wage Laws Affect “Cleaning Help” #1654550
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    The simple solution is to do it yourself. I mean, seriously, people can’t manage to clean a house once a week?

    in reply to: Tricycles and Rakes #1645607
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    Popa need’s a few warmup threads, he hasn’t been active in a while. Give him 3 or 4, he’ll be back to trolling in no time.

    in reply to: Girls' seminary in Israel #1643383
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    Adisrael, why don’t you just call them yourself and ask?

    in reply to: Your 21 year old son may be ready for marriage #1635327
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    Unless a young man of 18 or 21 or whatever is ready to take a job and support his wife according to the obligations of their ketuba, he is not ready for marriage.

    in reply to: Golus America becoming less comfortable #1629411
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    The city of PittsburgH has an “h” at the end.

    As for the rest, well, you’re supposed to be uncomfortable in America. There’s no mitzvah to live there.

    in reply to: Schwarma — From Turkey to Israel #1629412
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    Shwarma is geschmak!

    in reply to: Is it Mutar to celebrate Thanksgiving?!?!?!?!?!?! #1628837
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    Do we not read the Torah every Thanksgiving?

    Case closed.

    in reply to: Did Dell Bigtree change your perspective about anti vaxxers? #1626481
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    Pardon me for asking, but who is Dell Bigtree? Is he famous?

    in reply to: Blindly trusting my dentist (T) #1624164
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    Since, B”H, I’ve only had one cavity in the past 30+ years, I doubt my dentist “uses abrasives and chemicals n my healthy teeth.” And I highly doubt we use the same dentist. In fact, since it’s been 30+ years, there are two dentists involved in my oral care.

    Why do you write troll posts like this?

    in reply to: My erev Rosh Chodesh minhag #1620684
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    My erev R”C minhag is that I send a message to our family WhatsApp group reminding everyone that R”C begins that evening. I also include when R”C ends.

    in reply to: Calling 311 on someone blocking your driveway is mesira #1616502
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    When we lived in Baltimore and I was a watch commander with the NWCP, the officer riding with us would ticket every car parked that was blocking a driveway during evening minyan hours. What a chillul Hashem these drivers caused because they had to run to catch a minyan. If you’re that late, catch a different minyan!

    in reply to: Shabbos Guest – Bring gift for host? #1614364
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    My Mom z”l taught me to always take a gift when invited to someone’s home for a meal. I did so even as a teenager.

    When my wife is home and we go out, we either take a bottle of wine or a tray of made-up goodies as a thank you.

    When my wife is away (as she’s now in the States), I give her a list of where I’ve gone for Shabbat meals, and she brings back gifts that I take to the various families upon her return.

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